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She wouldve done numbers here…..

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He so cute

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Socially awkward comics

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One trope that always tickles my brain in just the right places is a setting where the Horrors have been around for so long that society has shifted to account for them, and not in a bloodborne "we shaped our entire society around the worship of the blood of a dead god" way, I mean society goes on as usual and has so thoroughly planned around these things that the average person has passing knowledge of how to deal with them and they're treated more like bears: dangerous but ultimately mundane

You open a children's French textbook and see a chapter on how to speak basic French wards against francophone spectres

The local worker owned coffee coop made a land dedication to the ancient sleepers whose strontium bones were buried under the space they rent before the sky had a name

Checking for slumbering Old Ones is standard procedure when doing land and ocean surveys

Australia is exactly the same

There are archeologists who specialise in handling cursed artifacts and neutralising corpses that aren't as dead as they should be

There's an XKCD comic mapping shipping lanes over maps of known Deep One colonies which then concludes that boats, not the people manning them, the actual boats themselves, are naturally scared of sunken cities

The Vatican has the largest known population of bound demons on earth, which are mainly used in the training of exorcists

Scientific American is publishing papers on the buildup of plastic waste in the Backrooms

The price of selling your soul is considered taxable income, has a sales tax, and is subject to inflation

Overly Sarcastic Productions has a Classics Summarised video on the Hanged King's Tragedy

The city council mapped out the exact dimensions of a local ghost's haunting ground and that space is now the unused sub-basement of a shiny new Walmart

Zombie outbreaks are treated as a rare and usually seasonal occurance that is quickly dealt with by the WHO

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Thanks!!

Help find a fic.

Hey, does anyone remember a geta x reader fanfic where she is general acacius's daughter and she is like helaena targaryen and gets overwhelmed and hides under the bed where the gods won't find her?

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Help find a fic.

Hey, does anyone remember a geta x reader fanfic where she is general acacius's daughter and she is like helaena targaryen and gets overwhelmed and hides under the bed where the gods won't find her?

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bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

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Super cute if I ever write I am using this.

Hello Kitty Blog Theme

Rec blog colors: #FBA2CC, #FCD6F5, #F50026, #F3B5CD

@pixelcafe-network

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You know one of the flaws that I hate about x reader smut is that authors seem to think we women are just orgasm machines. Like it doesn't matter if this guy is a sex god if my body don't want to then she won't. Like I just read a fan fiction where the guy gives her two orgasms in a row. I'm sorry let me repeat that...TWO ORGASMS IN A ROW AS IN JUST A SECOND OR MINUTE LATER SHE CAME AGAIN!! If you were like this you are either wishfully thinking or most likelier you are a big virgin who knows what sex is and how sex it is done but not in theory and this is coming from a virgin as well but from reading about women's experiences or hearing them talk about I know this isn't what happens to women. I mean hell I have a tough time of it when it's myself. So please if you can stop writing about women this way.

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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I am not much of a writer so bear with me. Vampire Aegon would be a cool idea since it'll give the perfect excuse to leave everything behind or mercilessly kill all those who have wronged him and then leave. He is also super hedonistic so blood and sex would be so fun for him. I don't know if any of this makes sense for you guys but I tried. Oh and it would be really cool if he was turned by a vampire lover he leaves everything for her. Oh and it could be either oc or x reader type thing.

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This so cool like this bitch went all out. That is some real dedication and it is in mt top five favorite Corio fic series.

Trinket & Co. covers the wedding of the century in a fifteen paged magazine

Quest for Happiness

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I want an Eddie Munson x reader x Benny Cross threeway where Eddie's a mechanic and Benny gets his bike over there a lot. They're both friends and the reader's Eddie's girlfriend and she wants to get a ride from both at the same time, and it gets real dirty. Just putting it out there if anyone wants to make a bigger thing out of it go ahead.

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a mildly suggestive and smutty but extremely fluffy little bit of goofy eddie bc he is my boyfriend and i love him — brought to you bc my fiancée did this the other night and it immediately gave me eddie vibes

(reader with breasts & a vagina)

𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 +𝟏𝟖 under the cut

you’re still a little fuzzy with the lingering fog of your orgasm when eddie begins to make his way back up your body, marking his path with a series of wet kisses as he goes. when he exhales, his breath meets the sticky dampness that his face has smeared from your cunt up your belly, the rush of air feeling startlingly cool against your skin. there’s a sharp rise and fall in your chest as you come down, your chin tipped down to your chest so you can watch eddie pepper your ribcage with loud, suckling kisses.

a yelp tumbles past your lips when he nips at the underside of your breast, teeth pinching at the sensitive skin sharply. you half-heartedly push at him, shaky hands smacking at his mess of curls in reprimand, but eddie isn’t deterred. instead, he chuckles and continues pressing soft kisses all around the curve of your breast.

his affection has the hands that you were using to nudge him away only a second before curling into his hair as his lips find your right nipple. you stroke softly over his head, patting down his curls while a contented sigh slipping past your lips in response to his gentle kisses.

his pace slows, though he continues to worship you inch by inch. he moves on to your other breast, digging his nose into the fat as he breathes you in. it’s then that his hands slide past your waist and up your ribs, pushing your tits up and to the center of your chest until they’re pressing in around his face. an aggressive shake of his head draws a tired giggle from you, your thumb stroking soft over the apple of his cheek as you attempt to drag him up.

but eddie fights your hold, instead letting out a groan into the soft skin of your breasts, his words thereafter muffled against them, “I wanna live here.”

another laugh bubbles up and slips past your lips, “between my boobs?” you question, voice dripping with entirely too much adoration and fondness.

eddie hums, a sound of agreement, but quickly continues when you only laugh. “’m serious. I could stay here forever.”

as if to back up his words, he gives another shake of his head, nuzzling himself further into the suffocating plushness of your breasts.

“please.” you laugh, “you’d never last forever, you love kissing me too much. and you’ll have to stop motorboating me if you want-”

you don’t get to finish your words before eddie is abandoning your chest to crawl the rest of the way up your torso. he drops and crushes you with the weight of his body, dark curls tickling at your cheeks as he dips his head and crashes his lips against yours in a collision that’s more laughter and teeth than it is kiss.

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What happened to Sunphyre

Hey does anyone know what happened to this account because they are deactivated and I really liked their fics.