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Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…

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don’t forget, you can disappear into the woods at any time. whether that is a worrying thought or a reassuring one is up to you.

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I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off

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i love it when i don’t know a THING about an actor’s private life. a great time for both of us

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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so i’m writing a tabletop game

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cooking baking

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Bonus Stars 🌟 (W/ @domgoldofficial)

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the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

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it’s jsut fucked up that we bred pigeons to be our companions and then when we no longer had use of them we just abandoned them and now we treate them like menaces and pests and  people want them dead they are our FRIENDS

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daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath

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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.