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biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

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why did you just touch me with a 10ft pole

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This might be a hot take but I actually don’t think men should talk about their wives in a sexual way online tbh, even if it’s like a *little* bit. Like I don’t wanna hear what you like to do with your wife and ain’t no one else need to hear that either

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Richard Nixon levitating

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What ails you my leech

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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

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the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

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went a little too hard on the “put these two in a situation” and “make them inseparable” that now I’m struggling to get some contrast and breathing room by separating them at various points

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europa's surface is vast and empty but it's positively cozy compared to the void between here and home. send a radio transmission to your old mum and you might be crystallized long before it hits earth's ionosphere. you could look up, in vaguely the direction of the blue dot you can't see but have to keep believing is still out there, and wave to her, and if she had a telescope made of angels' eyes she'd be able to spend a few hours with your ghost, the echo of light you left behind, the second fastest thing in the universe after death.

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my spouse and i disagree

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