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Episode 57 | NOT Mitch Burrow | Cock Smoting

Bitch Burrow, telescopes, spare panties, shoulder cancer, twink bot, Western Justice, poppers, underage drinking, fear, meth, idea corner, boners, prostates, Geoff’s journey, pot, horny goat weed, gym tips, the biz, and porn. Click to Post

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Episode 56 | Katie-Ellen Humphries | Egg Smoke

  Drunk cooking, lost innocence, food numbers, our fans, Kate’s memories, hand salad, deconstructed menu items, breakfast, pizza budget, smoothies, Mike Flynn, Of Mice and Men, the simulation, America the great, guns, Matt’s mutation, Canada, the Northern Lights, geography, ideas, Geoff’s face, what broke Geoff, hot dogs, cheese, and words! Click to Post

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Episode 56 | Katie-Ellen Humphries | Egg Smoke

  Drunk cooking, lost innocence, food numbers, our fans, Kate’s memories, hand salad, deconstructed menu items, breakfast, pizza budget, smoothies, Mike Flynn, Of Mice and Men, the simulation, America the great, guns, Matt’s mutation, Canada, the Northern Lights, geography, ideas, Geoff’s face, what broke Geoff, hot dogs, cheese, and words! Click to Post

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Episode 55 | Travis Vogt | Think Pieces

What Geoff looks like, if Geoff was a pumpkin, Coachella, bad luck, counties, biker knowledge, hand gestures, noises, talking backwards, the devil in court, Dan’s hair, raunchy comedy, salad, stuff Dan hates, cowboy boots, tattoos, movies, suicide, snowflakes, and more noises! Click to Post

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Episode 53 | SWOT your D

Venus and Serena Williams, Zelda, film, eating Soylent, Dan’s dic, public access, truth serum, addiction, chips, pole sitting, sad stories with Geoff, documentaries, the space race, pole sitting, the machine story, sex grooming, sexual awakenings, pole sitting, Thor, nerd rage, pole sitting, the lost episode, and punk!!!   Click to Post

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Episode 51 | Pound It Out

Forgetting words, diversity, buttilingus, vaping, our audience, Home Depot, Geoff’s neighbor, cheeseburgers, fuck these guys, relief-sturbating, bear clubs, the great walrus, western justice, Jay Leno, if Geoff was pope, a grip of witches, church donuts, God’s house, Christian rock, the bible, going away party, groundbreaking crap, idea corner, shashing porn, and codependency! Click to Post

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Episode 50 | Sopping Tacos

Dismantling religion, sweet panocha, Disneyland, clip shows, kids, new dating apps, ghostwriters, what it means to be woke, social clubs + churches, Matt comes out of the dark, Matt's idea corner, prostitution, cooking with DP, soda scoop, Joe Rogan sucks, shills, tweets, seriously Joe Rogan sucks! Click to Post

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Episode 49 | Razzmatazz

Daniel’s new car, summer looks, drinking on the bus, peg boys, valentine’s day, sexual identities, Geoff’s favorite word, sweaters + autism, trump, guns, zombie jesus, internet porn, Katie Holmes, a billion dollars, witches, ghosts, Heil Grandpa, more on the female orgasm, the rapture, Jose’s other podcast, catfishing, and you.   Click to Post

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Episode 48 | Joe Montana Pants

Guns, names, youth, statutory rape, bacon, snack tax, weird sex, impressions, Mozart, tasting your own, Chipotle, hot food, playing swords, lake bitch, the wall, the military, helping people, freedom of the press, sleepwalking, vans, female orgasm, bro eyes, zubaz, and the pro-abortion agenda! Click to Post

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Episode 47 | Travis Vogt | Kick Fight… OR ShotGusset

The government killed Matt, art, bear backing, the female orgasm, VR porn, guns, Chuck Norris, old racism, the hero we need, jumping cars, Dan’s gun club, our militia, this guy, business secrets, and being pervs. Click to Post

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Episode 47 | Travis Vogt | Kick Fight… OR ShotGusset

The government killed Matt, art, bear backing, the female orgasm, VR porn, guns, Chuck Norris, old racism, the hero we need, jumping cars, Dan’s gun club, our militia, this guy, business secrets, and being pervs. Click to Post

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Episode 46 | The Sex MacGyvers

Gay rappers, Shakespeare, wives, the International Women’s March, Dan’s masculinity, ruddering, M. Night Shyamalan, Geoff’s mom, the 5 things women want in a man, societal pressure, jobs, gambling, Geoff’s cool uncle, Double Jeopardy, volumizer, McDonalds, brain danmage, showers, sports and convertibles, life on a boat, monogamy, gun clubs, cult movies, morning radio, Idea Corner, Geoff’s gag reflex, and Daniel is dying alone again! Click to Post

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Episode 45 | Travis Vogt | Don’t Look Down

Shit cough, ways to kill a baby, podcasts, prairie tales, vaping vites, peeing blood, the Harborview Handshake, cold brew, the human genome, Daniel’s secret to success, bowling alley breakfast, the wall, fake news, the power of prayer, the moon, Scientology, Karate cults, Christian Science, the young pope, idea corner, biopics, emails, words for buttholes, and arm jokes! Click to Post

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oh yeah..and The Flying Guillotine!

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Cooking style Kung Fu

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Episode 44 | The Disembowelment Boys

Spoiler alert, Lenny Beckerman, tumors, Decapitation Unit, Flying Guillotine, vape life, The Shyamalan Twist, sociopathy, Australia, St. Patrick, pope magic, gamerz, Amazon pilots, drugs, The Menendez Brothers, Frontier Justice, garden gnomes, Tom Shane, Ricky Gervais, Stockholm Syndrome, fondue, Matt’s ankles, doctors, and bionic penises. Click to Post

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Episode 42 | Things I Wish I Didn’t Know About Dad

Listener feedback, quitting comedy, hospitals, Nasty Things, retirement, the resistance, surgery, new years, The Matrix, mayors, hot dogs, feelings, sheets day, Hitler’s dick, Scarface, Uber Eats, butt stuff, VR, sexbots, mail order brides, advertising, Red Robin, people doing nice things, and YouTube.   Click to Post