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Misfit: "What are you trying to say?" Umbra: "Go Here." Misfit: "In the Dark?" Umbra: "Go in the Dark."

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late day one repost bc it didn't show up yesterday

Talontober Day One: Storm

"The storm raged outside The Architect's workshop window. It was a good creation, they pondered, but it needed something more. Lightning should do well."

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Talontober Day 2: Monster

"You will release me someday, Architect...and the day you unshackle my chains will be the very last you ever live."

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Talontober Day One: Storm

"The storm raged outside The Architect's workshop window. It was a good creation, they pondered, but it needed something more. Lightning should do well."

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soup havers when i introduce a milk

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Everything in this list will apply to everyone who reads it, you all matter and I am very proud. Live a good life, even when it looks bad. Find the good in the bad and make every day enjoyable. 🫶

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

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The World Looks Red. WIP

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"*fire_being_extinguished.wav* Hah!"

"Who are you?"

"I..."

"...am Heavy Weapons guy."

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*sigh* Me too, Bowser....me too...

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holy shit

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i love the difference between how i and my closest friends talk with each other vs how we talk with the extended friendgroup

like

With Extended Friendgroup: Relatively polite, amusing jokes/comments, being decent and not insane

VS.

Average Discord Call Chatter: "Wort Wort Wort? Aaaawubadugh! Go to hell. DIE! Thy end is now! Nobody would miss you. Freakybob? Perish. I hope you fall off a cliff. Freakybob. SHUT UP ABOUT FREAKYBOB. Pardon me good sir, I happen to be aware of thou place of residence. [recites bro's entire home address and legal name]", etc.

my favorite part is that no matter how much shit we talk about each other we're still the best of friends and nothing will separate us

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Well, we're all collectively cooked, aren't we?

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real

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Preeeeeeeeesenting....the Pie Chart you've all been waiting for...*drum roll*....How Much of Freebird is ACTUALLY Song? That's right, your questions are answered! Our research department here at Useless Pie Charts Inc.™ has concluded that exactly 58.8% of Freebird is song, the remaining 41.2% being Guitar Solo.

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I'm sorry, Google suggestions, but I don't think the IS-3 Soviet Heavy Tank was used in the Bible.

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The Abomination is released upon the internet. Behold, the M a y o B u r g e r .