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Paul and Eric say bye to Timbo 🥺

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Miss United Podcast!

@mourinhojose​ and I have started a podcast, and you can find the show and our socials below! 

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If you guys would like to tell us what you like about the pod, or what you don’t like and we can improve upon, please do tell us so we can continue to improve our content! 

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Hi Guys! Just to let you know I will no longer be posting on this blog (used to be Incorrect Prem Quotes)  - I will be posting on @theweatha - I will simply use this blog to like/follow/reply/ask because I cannot switch the blogs around. I just want to keep the content here instead of deleting the entire blog!

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Premier League as “babe I’m in the hospital” texts:

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Robertson: That's one of my biggest fears. If I ever like, woke up as a donut...

Milner: You would eat yourself.

Robertson: I wouldn't even question it!

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Jose: I made them into a passionate team!

Poch: You fucked up a perfectly good team is what you mean. Look it has anxiety!

(Submitted by @incorrectmanunitedquotes )

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Gary: Roy, you have to apologise to Jamie

Roy: Fine

Carra, looking at Roy expectantly: ...

Roy: unfuck you or whatever

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Can we just appreciate how Jamie shouts Gary from that stairwell

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Trent: What's an orgasm?

Hendo: Where did you hear-

Jadon: It's when you fold paper to look like birds and stuff.

Dele: That's oregano you-

Raheem: sTOP-

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Aaron: Do you always have protection?

Dan: Always.

Dan: (Gestures towards the door where Scott is cracking his knuckles)

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Trent: Hi Hendo, can I borrow £5000?

Hendo: Why the hell do you need £5000?

Trent: For an escape room?

Hendo: What kind of escape room costs £5000?

Trent: ...

Trent: Jail.

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Premier League + Tumblr Text Posts:

Coronavirus Edition (Part 3):

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Footballers according to tags:

1. Dele

2. Trent Alexander Arnold

3. Marcus Rashford

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Eric: I'm a moderate and peaceful man, truth be told.

Harry: Just yesterday, you threw a chair at Dele.

Eric: Yes, which was a moderate and peaceful compromise from the table I initially planned to launch at that idiot.

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PL+Tumblr text post the one with Kyle Walker, I’m hollering so hard 😭😭😂

My best work, if I do say so myself 😂 I had toooo 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Premier League + Tumblr Text Posts:

Coronavirus edition (Part 2):

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