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Don’t mind me. I’m just daydreaming about a graphic gay sex scene in the middle of work.
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I could pay the best therapists in the world fly in and do house calls.
Though there is a good chance that the inability to write down all the fic ideas I would get would cause irreversible damage.

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Silver figurine depicting a dragon or a tiger, China, 18th century
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" It's not often we get to see detached solar prominences, certainly not ones that sustain for this long. This time lapse is over the course of 1 hour compressed down into seconds. Super heated plasma is held in place, high above the chromosphere of the sun. Magnetically locked into place by unseen forces, waiting to be released. I also capture other areas of the sun, including a grouping of highly active sun spots that littered the face of the sun."
// © The Stupid Astronomer
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I feel like this one is supposed to be on The Evil President Overlord List.
I shall not fuck with the Ivy League

It’s like he’s begging for it at this point
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It’s like he’s begging for it at this point
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Cry like shooting stars Cry like healing scars Cry like wishes come true Cry like you're born anew
full painting videos, HD images, and PSD files will be DMed on my Patreon.com/Yuumei on Sept 5th
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Not to but in but I feel compelled to share my favorite too.
Spock convinces his father to move to Earth after refusing to bond with T’Pring. The consequences of this change the dynamics of his family and sets him on the path that will lead him directly to James Kirk.
Greetings! Do you have any recs for childhood spirk? Like fics where Spock and Kirk interact as kids or grow up together. Not age regressed. Thank you and Apologies if you’ve already answered a similar inquiry.
Hi!! I am so freaking sorry for only getting back to you now. This is one of my fave tropes ngl so I have been lowkey hoping for someone to make an ask for this HAHAHA. I do know some fics, and I hope you enjoy these: Previous list with kid Spirk: JIM ATTENDS VSA/SCHOOL ON VULCAN
Waiting to Take Flight (TOS, 23326 words) by Raven_Knight
Spock kept the first gift he’d ever received because his mother told him it was a traditional practice. He carried it with him because he hoped to encounter that person again. When he did, the person that gave him that gift did not remember him, at least at first. A story of how a meeting as children affects the lives of Kirk and Spock and leads them back to each other time and time again, until they finally come together years later as T’hy’la.
The Impostor Professor (AOS, 63590 words) by yaoichan12
Spock arrives at an elite boarding school that he is to stay at while his parents are away and finds that the headmaster believes Spock is their new Vulcan professor and not a student. Spock knows he should correct the headmaster but an illogical bout of rebellion overtakes him and he confirms that he is the Vulcan professor. He begins teaching classes and soon catches the eye of a loner student named Jim. As he and Jim grow closer, Spock starts to regret that he'd lied about being a professor.
This is one of my favorite all time fics because its so cute! Idk it gives me nostalgia of my own highschool experiences (except my highschool experience is NOTHING like this tbh I just think I'm avoiding any college AU's while I'm in college blergh). I have reread this in full three times and it's always a good pick me up for me.
Finding T'hy'la (AOS, 115554 words) by CMMA3
Jim and Spock meet as children. Jim's mother is absent; his caretakers are abusive. Sarek and Amanda rescue their son's friend and raise the boys together.
Grasp The Thorn (TOS, 7894 words) by Ragdoll
While accompanying his parents on a routine visit to Earth, a teenaged Spock meets a fascinating young boy named Jim.
Never and Always, Holding and Held (TOS, 5526 words) by Bibarian
The entire galaxy think Vulcans hate being touched, but that's not the complete truth. Vulcans simply don't like to be touched by strangers. In private, with the people they care about, Vulcans can't get enough physical affection.
If They Are Few (AOS, 4643 words) by t_pock
Spock makes a friend at the beach.
THE SUM OF BOTH OF US (AOS, 207623 words) by spicyschimmy
Jim Kirk is nine when a massacre on Tarsus IV leaves him without a family and without a home. Spock is twelve when a strange boy in the desert saves his sehlat. Families aren't born; they're made.
This one is a classic, so I apologize if you've read this already haha
Special Delivery From The Stork (TOS/AOS, 12143 words) by NightOwl1
Spock is lonely and wanted a baby brother, after a misunderstanding and an accident a baby Jim is dropped into his lap courtesy of a stork. Taking this to mean that Jim is his new baby brother he takes Jim out for a day of fun.
Now this is one that I have recced multiple times on this blog, (and i will never stop reccing it because its my favorite), but I should probably mention that this is a prequel to a longer story (and series) which can be found here: A T'hy'la Delivered From The Stork. Warnings for underage sexuality btw (towards the latter part of the second story at least) consensual, but still underage so...
Love Story (AOS, 8559 words) by waldorph
You were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles and my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet" and I was crying on a staircase, begging you, "Please don't go."
Two Firsts for Spock (AOS, 2330 words) by cymbalism
Perhaps it should not be a surprise that Jim is the only person at school to have befriended Spock.
Ok, so there's that! Make sure to check out the previous list I linked, as there are really good gems there as well. Again, I apologize for my late response and I hope you enjoy these! Happy Reading!
-M
#star trek#k/s#star trek fanfiction#spirk#spirk fanfiction#spirk fic#k/s fanfic#spirk fic recs#spirk fanfic
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Me, internally: It’s been a long day
Me, also internally: Lemon, it’s 9 am
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I legit forgot this movie existed for a second and thought I was looking at some never before seen Star Trek props.

2001 a space odyssey
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How did I not know about this? This is so amazing!

The James Webb Space Telescope spotted a chain of 20 galaxies, dubbed the Cosmic Vine, which stretches 13 million light-years across and dates back to just 3 billion years after the Big Bang.
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I don’t want anything to write for me. I want a computer brain interface that will write as I think it. But like without a dystopian world where computers are used to read our minds and spy on us. Why can we just have nice things without assholes ruining it for us?
Have they invented a way to draw your OCs without opening an art program or doing anything yet
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Trying to imagine a purpose for this and now I’m picturing them being handed out like thank you cards after an orgy.
shoutout to the person on etsy who may or may not know about the tariffs and just placed an order for fifteen cards that say "NICE COCK" with gold on black
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Yes. I enjoyed it a lot. Even where it differed, I thought it was good. And they kept the inner monologue which I’m so happy about. Definitely the best choice.
Can’t wait until the next season. Really looking forward to seeing ART and their interactions.
What is your newest fandom?
And I don't mean “I only just got into this 30 year old thing!” or "Well, the spin-of of this 20+ year old franchise is really good." No, I mean what is the most recently made thing you've gotten into.
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Me, regarding a customer: That guy is definitely still stuck in the 90s.
Coworker, confused and not seeing it: I wasn’t born in the 90s.
Me: what?
Coworker: I was born in 2000.
Me: *instant psychic damage*
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This is why I read the reddit comments
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