this-wildchild-writes

[this-wildchild-writes]

more dad villain au stuff

featuring: Nooroo having Marinette's cooking for the very first time after a lifetime of imprisonment eating dog kibble because of Gabriel

also featuring: Marinette nervously putting him in containment for his own good (it is a cake dome)

[this-wildchild-writes]

“I’m hanging up now trenchcoat.”

“Hol’ up there Casper, just hear me out.”

“Don’t wanna.”

“I can and will summon you.”

“I can and will give your soul back to the Demonic Lords.” Danny retorted but begrudgingly didn’t hang up on the magus. “Fine, talk.”

As much as he’d rather die again than admit it, Constantine had been an unfortunately helpful ally ever since Danny had first summoned him concerning his multiple outstanding contracts.

Well, once he’d managed to convince the Brit that he wasn’t about to tear him apart and consume whatever was left that was.

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When the Justice League decides the Infinite Realms are now on their need-to-know, Constantine has the perfect ‘expert’ to call on.

Danny reckons that potentially landing on the League’s shit-list is a fair price to pay for a space visit.

[this-wildchild-writes]

Yeeeeeeeeee!!!

I am beyond honoured 💜💜

ML Fanfic recs for 2023: 2K - 5K Words

So I’ve been going through and adding particularly good fics I’ve read throughout the year. Only Complete fics, of course. Enjoy!

An uncaffeinated Marinette makes for an easily misunderstood Marinette.

Luka’s a ghost. Naturally, he does some haunting. He didn’t expect to fall in love along the way.

Nathaniel keeps trying to confess his feelings to Ivan. Marc keeps trying to sabotage those attempts in order to confess his own feelings. Why does it seem like things never go right?

Cat Walker’s under orders to fight Ladybug. That doesn’t stop Adrien from helping his girlfriend.

Zoe and Kagami discuss the intricacies of relationships while being mildly inconvenienced by zombies.

Kagami awakens to find herself in a house with a zombie. This is less of a problem than you might think.

Sabine keeps having nightmares about Ladybug and Chat Noir killing Marinette. She has some basis to worry.

All this and more below the break!

Keep reading

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“John Constantine?”

Fuckin’ hell. This was why anyone with even the slightest talent for the arcane or occult covered their ears and legged it at the barest mention of the Realms. Just the being’s fucking voice had power to it.

“That’s me spooky.” Well it wasn’t like John saw himself surviving this encounter, may as well go out as unapologetically as he’d lived. “Though you seem to have me at the disadvantage, just who may I be speakin’ with?”

“You clearly recognised my Knight here,” The spirit sounded incredibly unimpressed as they gestured towards the towering armoured figure that had taken up a guard position beside them, “I believe you know exactly who I am. We are here to discuss my ownership of your soul.”

“You and everyone else I’m afraid bud.” If he tried hard enough, he could pretend his hands weren’t shaking as he pulled out a cig. “Even if I was stupid enough to sell my soul to the Sleeping Tyrant, I know for a fact that you ain’t Pariah Dark.”

Nope, nuh uh. Fuck all kinds of right off. Smiles weren’t meant to be that wide and they definitely weren’t supposed to have that many teeth. Some apparently suicidal part of his mind vaguely wondered if the being naturally induced fear because he barely raised an eyebrow at literal demons nowadays. The rest of him was too busy screaming to care.

“Luckily for your continued existence, you would indeed be correct.” The child shaped eldritch horror agreed, flashing a pair of fangs that managed to be the least distressing thing about that smile. “I am not Pariah Dark.”

John almost sighed in relief. He would have if he wasn’t pretty certain his heart had given out about twelve seconds into the meeting. Maybe, he might just be able to salvage-

“By Rite of Conquest, I am his Successor.”

Oh so he was Fucked fucked.

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*wipes a single tear away*

Mah babies 💜💜

Kwamis

An Updated List of all my Kwamis including the Canon Kwamis some of which I've altered to fit my Headcanons since I've realized my old list was very outdated xD. (Just something to keep in my mind I'm horribly indecisive and all of these are subject to change)

Mother Box-

Tikki the Ladybug of Creation (Alpha)

Plagg the Black Cat of Destruction (Alpha)

Trixx the Fox of Deception

Pollen the Bee of Subjection

Wayzz the Turtle of Protection  

Duusu the Peacock of Manifestation

Nooroo the Butterfly of Transmission

Mullo the Mouse of Multiplication

Stompp the Ox of Determination

Roaar the Tiger of Confrontation

Fluff the Rabbit of Evolution (Timekeeper)

Longg the Dragon of Acclimatization (Elemental)

Sass the Snake of Repetition (Timekeeper)

Kaalki the Horse of Migration (Spacekeeper)

Ziggy the Goat of Imagination

Xuppu the Monkey of Derision

Orikko the Rooster of Illumination

Barkk the Dog of Loyalty

Daizzi the Pig of Love

Great Plains Box-

Kiikaa the Thunderbird of Electricity* (Elemental)

Maii the Coyote of Wisdom

Katta the Cougar of Passion

Liiri the Eagle of Freedom

Rummpa the Buffalo of Prosperity

Lokko the Wolf of Detection

Sorren the Falcon of Victory

Amikaa the Beaver of Innovation*

Livv the Deer of Vegetation

Pekk the Woodpecker of Dimension (Spacekeeper)

Slipp the Salmon of Apathy

Grizz the Bear of Soul

Ommen the Raven of Probability*

Hoppi the Rattlesnake of Beauty*

Tyyto the Owl of Truth

Honnk the Goose of Cooperation

Zibbi the Otter of Jubilation

Banditt the Raccoon of Avarice

Wandering Box-

Tangg the Mantis of Order (Alpha)

Kastorr & Poluxx the Hydra of Chaos (Alpha) **

Kirrin the Qilin of Light* (Elemental)

Rassi the Spider of Destiny* (Timekeeper) **

Slikki the Snail of Stagnation* (Timekeeper)

Deed the Stick Bug of Distribution (Spacekeeper)

Etterni the Salamander of Resurrection

Mikka the Ant of Conflict

Renn the Crane of Peace

Fianna the Koi Fish of Perfection

Finn the Shark of Fear

Døddie the Moth of Scarcity

Deuill the Dove of Mercy

Jellos the Jellyfish of Corruption

Hunduu the Cicada of Ruination

Taachi the Weasel of Secrets

Murrae the Eel of Elongation

Zodiac Box-

Flikker the Firefly of Hope

Emburr the Phoenix of Combustion* (Elemental)

Atticus the Sparrow of Oblivion (Spacekeeper)

Gemm the Chameleon of Transformation

Gloss the Ibex of Friction* (Aries)

Urazz the Aurochs of Preservation (Timekeeper) (Taurus) 

Oskrr the Squirrel of Duality (Gemini)

Cerra the Crab of Emotion (Cancer)

Rroy the Lion of Action (Leo)

Duchess the Swan of Dreams (Virgo)

Vivvy the Vulture of Justice (Libra)

Scorro the Scorpion of Vengeance (Scorpio)

Spikke the Porcupine of Precision (Sagittarius) 

Akwaa the Seahorse of Perception (Capricorn)

Nøkk the Kelpie of Hydration* (Aquarius)

Nerrea the Whale of Compassion (Pisces) 

Savannah Box-

Gaale the Griffin of Air* (Elemental)

Zipp the Dragonfly of Progression (Timekeeper)

Taamus the Hippo of Gravitation

Snapp the Crocodile of Adaptation

Parra the Giraffe of Confusion*

Equus the Donkey of Mathematics

Duune the Camel of Transaction

Mnemmi the Elephant of Memories

Kuuji the Gorilla of Connection

Irris the Hawk of Vision

Gorrge the Hyena of Consumption

Kallik the Jackal of Guidance

Azuure the Scarab of Thought

Keraas the Rhino of Substance

Zella the Antelope of Elusion

Gnuu the Wildebeest of Courage

Purr the Cheetah of Agility*

Grevyii the Zebra of Clarity

Chatter the Lemur of Negotiation

Jungle Box-

Tonna the Quetzalcoatl of Earth* (Elemental)

Legmm the Sloth of Isolation (Spacekeeper)

Saffi the Frog of Purity

Belaa the Jaguar of Imperception*

Ecco the Parrot of Communication*

Vammp the Bat of Absorption

Rivver the Piranha of Contempt

Bubiic the Mosquito of Plague

Ravanna the Skunk of Despair

Clikk the Dolphin of Sound*

Flairr the Toucan of Pretension

Ocellus the Stingray of Immersion

Charmm the Angelfish of Gentleness

Polaritti the Gecko of Magnetization

Tropical Box-

Allcy the Kingfisher of Sacrifice

Prrysm the Platypus of Distortion* (Spacekeeper)

Dontii the Pufferfish of Expansion (Spacekeeper)

Kicc the Kangaroo of Endurance*

Aumm the Koala of Relaxation

Lekyys the Pelican of Zonation

Alliss the Frilled Lizard of Extortion

Dideea the Shrimp of Patience

Xiphiaa the Swordfish of Honor

Prikk the Echidna of Boundary

Conkky the Wombat of Temperance

Tazz the Purinina of Temptation

Arctic Box-

Shaade the Grim of Darkness* (Elemental)

Tawnii the Lynx of Intuition* (Timekeeper)

Maarus the Walrus of Realization

Demiis the Penguin of Glaciation

Fawnna the Elk of Wilderness*

Attlantis the Octopus of Choice*

Frijj the Snow Leopard of Silence

Curri the Narwhal of Wonder*

Pinna the Seal of Altruism

Sotaa the Wolverine of Aggression*

Hidden Box- 

Vitaa the Panda of Life* (Alpha)

Shii the Crow of Death* (Alpha)

Uunice the Unicorn of Magic* (Elemental)

Italic- Canon Kwamis

*- Any kwami marked with an asterisk either belongs to my close friend @graaythekwami or draws from elements of one of their kwamis that I'm incorporating into my own headcanons

**- Any kwami marked with two consecutive asterisks draws inspiration from @this-wildchild-writes and their original kwamis

[this-wildchild-writes]

Do you mind if people include your original kwamis or elements from them into their own headcanons as long as you're given credit

Oh 100% go for it.

I have absolutely no issues with people using my Original Kwami or any other elements of my work as long as it’s credited. The internet is a sandpit full of toys and I’m happy to share mine 💜.

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Glad you enjoyed 🥰

Lila: I am Ladybugs best friend!!!

Marinette, sleep deprived as shit: And I'm fucking Ladybug but you don't see me bragging

Alya, misunderstanding: Marinette you're fucking Ladybug???? Is that why you say Lila's a liar?

Marinette, completely done: Yes. She's very concerned beacouse she's never met Lie-la

Alya: Wow, must be. Sorry I didn't believe you.

Tikki:

[this-wildchild-writes]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44858830

Wrote this a while ago but only bothered to make a blog for my writing recently so, here? Your fault for this being released upon the world x.

Lila: I am Ladybugs best friend!!!

Marinette, sleep deprived as shit: And I'm fucking Ladybug but you don't see me bragging

Alya, misunderstanding: Marinette you're fucking Ladybug???? Is that why you say Lila's a liar?

Marinette, completely done: Yes. She's very concerned beacouse she's never met Lie-la

Alya: Wow, must be. Sorry I didn't believe you.

Tikki:

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Why hello there!

Um, welcome to my Tumblr? I occasionally put stuff here relating to my writing. And other fandom stuff I guess?

My asks are open so if you have questions that you don’t want to comment on my fics you can send them here instead and I’ll answer them the best I can.

My AO3:

https://archiveofourown.org/users/That_WildChild