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i love my husband (he killed himself) heās so amazing (heās dead) heās so kind (heās xenophonic) heās so cool (heās a cultist) and yeah i love him (hes not even real)
i love my husband (he killed himself) heās so amazing (heās dead) heās so kind (heās xenophonic) heās so cool (heās a cultist) and yeah i love him (hes not even real)
*standing in front of the screen door looking out into the rain* "yup... It's rainin... OH SHIT I GOTTA MOVE THE TRUCK DARLIN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHIN?!"
(based off a real thing that happened to me.)
day 1 of disrespecting Sam cuz bullying is my love language
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sam is the type of person to go outside on his porch during a tornado and say ā*points in southern* damn didly darn darlin look over yonderā itās a big olā tornaderā
Just saw a post of making fun of how sam would react to a tornado, which by the way was only half right (I have never heard or seen a southern person say darn and didly in any sentence) I would like to add onto it with my southern culture:
Whenever he hears sirens go past the house he's gotta make Darlin go and check it out (if it's day time) cuz he's a nosey whore (a common southern characteristic)
"Oop, it sounds like sirens. Darlin can you go make sure it's not Susan from down the road? She still needs to give me her corn bread recepie"