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Butternut Squash Risotto
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Trying to pack for a weekend away...
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I have to start paying my student loans...
When the phone calls start...
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When people misuse their, there or they're...


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Mondays.
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The ghetto mother fucker you become when you're mad.







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When I See a Man in Uniform
He’s like:
I’m over here like:

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Happy Independence Day!
Get out there, have a cold beer and watch some fireworks! Why? Because…’MERICA!
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Vacation Requirements.
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Why have I never thought to do this before? Genius!

Gnocchi Mac ‘n Cheese
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Getting ready for Pride...

It's a couple days late, but this is def how we get ready for Pride!
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Yup.
if you dont want an abortion dont get an abortion if you dont want gay marriage dont have a gay marriage if you dont want something that other people want and fucking deserve DONT FUCKING TAKE AWAY THEIR RIGHTS
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Clearly.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian's Baby's Name is North West


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Cleaning House.
What my boyfriend thinks I look like:

What I really look like:

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Almost
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When someone tries to snap a picture before I'm ready.

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When there is soy milk in my coffee.

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