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Pancakes, always always pancakes!!! @green-riot @violue

I'm boutta start a war on Tumblr

Pancakes or Waffles (Reblog with answer then tag more people)

@mifgirlcomics @belladeezbombz

@mosslover999 @the-real-great-papyrus

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Oh, please don't let one instance of Rin being gross dissuade you. You have not even begun to know what this series is really about.

GUM! O NOES!?!

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i'm crawling around tumblr again and i want to write and i hate work today prommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpts pls feed me

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Tumblr help meeeeee

Over the past two days i watched Twilight Out of Focus/Tasogare Out Focus and I loved loved loved it!!! But there's only 25 fics on AO3 -- I feel an obligation to help contribute to this fandom -- Are there any fans of this out there? If so do you have any fic ideas/bunnies you want someone to adopt? If I do write it'll probably be a one-shot But mostly come talk to me about this anime, I loved it so much!!!!

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This is a shining example of "commitment to the bit" that we all should strive to achieve.

The Princess Bride is such a funny book to read after ONLY seeing the movie. Like Goldman made up a fake author from a fake country and proceeded to write the book as an abridged version of what the fake author wrote... and then he proceeds to add in notes to the "abridged version" mentioning all the boring world building stuff he skipped because it was boring.

Like shout out to William Goldman, man really did make an entire book that is just "the cool scenes you thought of in your head" and then made up a fake author to abridge so he doesn't have to connect them.

And it slaps

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Bahahahahahaha

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hallllllllp

"Princess…"

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so i'm a complete yuwu simp now and need them on my blog

Gu mang just called him princess ☝🏻🩷💫 look listen remnants of filth is the most painful thing I've ever read but ! Am I recommending it to everyone? Yes ! Yuwu luvr 🫶🏻🩷 mo xi is a baby girl 🫡

I'm logging back into my emails and etsy next week thank you so much for the extended patience and understanding 🩷

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Fic Sentence Tag Game

Pretending @green-riot tagged me :D Rules: share the first lines of ten of your most recent fics, and then tag ten people. If you have written less than ten, don't be shy and share anyway.

Sunao ni Nare (Be Honest) - Junjou Romantica, Misaki/Usagi “We should tell Takahiro about us,” Usagi says, apropos of nothing, in the middle of an otherwise normal Sunday. Misaki is reading Za Kan manga on the couch and Usagi is floating somewhere nearby, alternating between pretending to do work and looking over Misaki’s shoulder. When he speaks, Usagi leans down and plants the words right into Misaki’s ear.

Everyone Has Vices - TGCF, Pei Ming/Yushi Huang/?? Shi Qingxuan really, really doesn’t like Pei Ming. So he is more than a little excited when the Rain Master starts appearing in the Heavenly Capital more often.

3. If Past Is Prologue - MDZS/CQL, WangXian with side ChengQing He bought the house the moment he found out it was for sale.

Lan Zhan had been looking for a home in Sandy Point for a while now. It was the first thing he wanted to do when the royalties started coming in bushels for Sizhui and the Ghost General, the second book in the Cloud Recesses series. Neither he nor his agent had expected it to do so well, but when Lan Zhan realized he had enough money to do just about anything he wanted, there was only one thing he wanted to do with it.

And to have this house for sale—the luck was unreal. 4. what i can't quite confess - MDZS, WangXian I. Xuanwu cave

Lan Wangji feels just about ready to explode.

He’s stuck in this cave, injured, unable to remove himself from the problem, and the problem is Wei Ying. The larger problem is they’re stuck in the cave and there’s a monster living here, but the more annoying problem is Wei Ying, who has first shocked the bad blood out of Lan Wangji in the worst possible manner and is now going on about how he took a blow from a branding iron for a girl he calls Mianmian and is awfully proud of doing so. 5. Eternal Youth (Is Worth a Little Suffering) - MDZS, WangXian

It isn’t that Wei Wuxian is dissatisfied with his golden core, really.

Well, Mo Xuanyu’s golden core. It’s weak and underdeveloped, and for the most part that’s fine: Chenqing and his talismans have long since proven themselves as worthy methods of night-hunting, and he doesn’t miss his sword.

But here’s the thing: Lan Zhan is an insanely good cultivator. And really good cultivation stops the aging process. He’s so good that he looks practically the same as he did thirteen years ago. He must have stopped aging entirely while Wei Wuxian was gone, because he’s not a day older-looking than 25, whereas Wei Wuxian himself is probably rounding 30 looks-wise. Mo Xuanyu’s core is not sufficient to stop time from taking its toll, and he can foresee in a distant future going grey and starting to have aches and pains, while Lan Zhan remains impeccably, eternally young.

He’s not afraid of losing Lan Zhan. That’s not the problem.

He just enjoys … how to put it? He enjoys being on the same page as him. Physically. 6. All at Once It's You - MDZS/CQL, WangXian

It is late in the sixth month of the year, the evening of the day before the Lan clan’s summer session begins, when the commotion happens. It is well into the evening, and the gathered disciples from a number of great clans are resting under the Lan clan’s roofs before the next day’s gift ceremony and the commencement of the cultivation seminar, when all of a sudden by the inner gate there is a clanking, as of roof tiles becoming dislodged; a long, tenor shout; and then a series of thunks and thuds.

Then silence. 7. falling through your trembling hands - MDZS, WangXian Is it a sin, Wei Wuxian thinks idly, to spend your lover's money to buy a gift for him?

No, he answers himself. The real sin would be to spend your lover's money and not buy gifts for him. 8. This Silence a Sanctuary - Word of Honor, ZZS/WKX

It happens late at night. The hall where they sleep was made for the training of many disciples, and as a bedroom it is too big for the three of them by far. But something is so fragile about the life they’re building here, so tentative, that finding separate rooms was just never an option. None of the three of them is free of nightmares.

Chengling’s soft snores sound in the corner of the room. Across from him, Zhou Zishu can’t sleep. Something is restless, moving along under his skin like a jagged bolt of lightning. He’s alert and awake, and his senses are sharp, free of that muted muffledness that plagues him by day and dulls him to sleep at night. He feels sure that if he were to lift a jug of wine to his lips, he might even taste it. 9. there's a world of love (waiting to warm him) - MDZS, WangXian All right, Wei Ying will have to give Nie Huaisang some credit - his blind date is gorgeous. Gorgeous, but he doesn’t have much to say. Wei Ying peeks over the edge of his menu and examines that unsmiling face.

This Lan Zhan appears to be engrossed in examining the wine list — probably a wine snob, probably a snob in general, Wei Ying thinks with an inner pout. Well if this isn’t gonna be a love match, at LEAST Wei Ying’s gonna have some fun with him before the night is out.

“Lan Zhaaan,” he says, drawing out the syllable. “What’s more interesting, me or the booze?” 10. Don't Touch - MDZS, WangXian “I have a game for us to play,” Wei Wuxian says.

Lan Zhan eyes him. “A game?”

“It’s a game for grown-ups,” Wei Wuxian says, his voice sober but his eyes dancing. “Do you want to play?”

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Dear Tumblr,

I love that you now allow us to mute posts based on muted words but did it occur to you that perhaps the reason I muted a word is because I don't want to see that word? So maybe you could, IDK, not show what word is in the post that you've hidden?

Just a thought.

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This Athletic article is kind of killing me because it's like, yeah this team is extremely horny and prolific! So many dads, so many kids! But it's the closing paragraphs that are getting me:

Ryan Leonard is having such a rookie debut; he is both the Team Baby except when he is also somehow the newest babysitter and future veteran.

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I still get excited when my friends refer to me as their friend

"My friend said" "this is my friend" "they're my friend"

Im freaking out inside every time

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it's my sister's birthday if that helps!

i’ve decided things will start to feel easier on april 16th. i just chose a date. i don’t know anyone with this birthday. i just have a hunch, and it gives me something to hope for until then.

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Angsty Prompts

(feel free to use, tag me when yall write!!! mwah xoxo)

"You're okay, look at me--yes, my love, you're okay. I'm here now."

tight hugs, their hands cradling you and your heart close to theirs.

Their heart shattering with every ragged breath u take and every sob that escapes your lips

"Do u know.. it's incredibly brave of you to.." They pause, gently rubbing the tears stains off your cheeks, "Be vulnerable with me? It's my honor, to protect you, and be a safe place for you."

being hospitalized, and waking up to find them curled at the foot of your bed, holding onto ur hand.

Voice breaking as they whisper, their hand tightening around yours, "I-I thought I lost you.."

pressing your lips their forehead, as they break apart in your arms, clinging onto you. eyes full of pain, tears and rare vulnerability that bares open their entire being to you

^ caressing their face, unable to know what to say or do but whispering, "Let me hold you through this all. It's okay to cry, my love.." and they completely shatter.

Them curling up into ur chest, needing comfort, security and strength

"I'm so sorry--" "No, no, no. You did ur best, my soul, i---i am the one sorry."

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Me writing fanfic: They kiss.

Me rereading: They KISS! *kicks feet* They KISSSSS!