tonystark-official

[tonystark-official]

Hey, Stark. The email filtering system you put up for us isn’t working right. Apparently, I have five grandmothers stuck in Mexico, and somehow all of them need 5000 dollars to get back to the US. News to me, considering both my grandmothers have been dead for 2 decades at least.

-@captain-sam-t-wilson

I think this is more of a user error. How many hot singles near you ads have you clicked? I didn't know you were that lonely, Wilson.

[tonystark-official]

I'll second that. I'm not included in that listing, I'm sure.

Holy- how are there 507 of you that like me??

[tonystark-official]

Can I use the WiFi at the tower? My apartment has really bad WiFi and I need to get this assignment done or else my teacher’s gonna kill me :(

We have a free Wi-Fi lounge on the first floor. Have fun!

[tonystark-official]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TONY STANK! 🎂🎉🥳

The two parallels of humanity.

[tonystark-official]

happy birthday sir!

Thank you! It was a great one indeed.

[tonystark-official]

*Trips falls and dies*

Ancient Greece Tony! (Because the Au got out of hand and now I have to draw everyone in ancient Greek clothes.)

I'm not okay. (The eyes look weird)

@under0-0s @tony-stark-official @tonystark-techgenius @theironcan @i-am-iron-man @tonystark-official @officialironman you should see it.

[tonystark-official]

deep in the trenches again.. so defeated my artblock with a tony

[tonystark-official]

What if I just...took Spiderman from you?

Please do. I can't handle another night with him blasting his horrid excuse for music as he works in my lab

[tonystark-official]

Shart

🦈

Hilarious.

[tonystark-official]

Would you rather have have

1.unlimited games but no bacon

Or

2.unlimited bacon, unlimited, but no bacon

??

The kid said: "Unlimited bacon, but no bacon---as the great Jshlong advises." Whatever that means.

[tonystark-official]

tony stank 🫵

Hilarious. You should really be a comedian; the clown shoes would fit you wonderfully.

[tonystark-official]

you and Pepper are the best!

Oh, I know.

[tonystark-official]

you have any kids?

One, and she's perfect.

[tonystark-official]

Hi Mr.Stark!

Hello, tumblr user inlovewhithafairytale

[tonystark-official]

Opinions on magic?

Creeps me out, truthfully. I've always been a science guy, then suddenly everyone and their moms jumped straight out of Harry Potter.

[tonystark-official]

I fucking hate you

- @official-buckybarnes

Bold words coming from the man who made an orphan out of me.

[tonystark-official]

Hey Mr Stark, what do I have to do to get a beard like yours? Cause mine looks like terrible and I’m already 19 so I don’t know what’s going on.

You answered yourself in your own question. You're 19. Your beard is supposed to be patchy and horrible; get some beard oil and a few Tony Stark reference images, and you're good to go.