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"I know what you mean"

"I know"

It is too EARLY FOR ME TO CRY HUH

Part of my grown up drarry au

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Drarry modern au headcanons (likely ooc but also I'm delulu)

- Draco gets those couple t-shirts where they don't really make sense unless you're standing together like

"Draco darling what are you wearing" Pansy asked, a little horrified at the black shirt with the words

NOTHING

SENSE

APART

Draco makes an unceremonious squeal and drags potter beside him, where the picture is completed

"It's hideous" Pansy declares after what seemed like hours of slow blinking, as if trying to see if this was all a cruel hallucination

- Additionally, after finding out Draco was never given plushies before as a child (Lucius is mostly; traditional masculine upbringing for my son in this au but Draco is slowly unlearning his prejudices), Harry takes it upon himself to get couple plushies, but not just normal ones, no.....

"Harry what is this" Draco asks, eyeing the two little toys suspiciously.

"Sonic and Shadow! I know you know who they are Draco..." Harry shakes his head.

"I am aware, why does sonic have sewn in glasses and a scar?" Draco crosses his arms amused, this being the first time any of Harry's 'surprise gifts' being a little more...personalised.

"that's me! And of course shadow is you, because you're broody and pointy but you like me" Harry proclaims like it's the most obvious thing in the world.

Draco shakes his head and accepts it.

I'm so sorry if these make no sense I was just thinking about how sweet it would be for these two idiots to thrive in a world where their relationship isn't built on conflict as much😭

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Weird uh DRARRY headcanons

TW: mentions of alcohol

Harry:

- doesn't drink alcohol, or at least doesn't drink unless it's a special occasion (birthday, anniversary, gala he was forced to go to)

Draco:

- wine snob

- (secretly has the cheap grocery store wine hidden from his parents who will be disappointed)

- prefers fancy drinks to beer / spirits

- makes cocktails for himself and mocktail versions for Harry

Early relationship ---

"Draco, I don't drink you know that" Harry proclaims when he sees two cocktails on the table when Draco called him in for dinner.

Draco, unimpressed, rolls his eyes and responds, "yes I know, which is why the one on the right doesn't have any of the good stuff in it, and the fun one is mine!"

Harry starts crying

The end.

Jk

Longer ish relationship ---

"BABE WHICH DRINK'S MINE"

"SMELL IT YOU IDIOT IM BUSY"

"I CAN'T TELL"

"YOU FU-"

- I love Drarry having the same drinks just with uh special additions

(disclaimer idk if all drinks look the same if they're the alcoholic version, so I just based it on ones that kinda do)

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This is why you read the whole thing AND the OP kids, don't be like me and have tunnel vision or you'll be convinced that Dostoyevsky actually did this

I was in a school with several famous classic authors who were all teenagers for some reason and I found out that Fyodor Dostoyevsky was the ring leader of a plot to kill another author (whose name I forgot) just when I was stepping out of the school bathroom. That annoyed him so much that he made me the new target instead of the first guy.

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After seeing the collections of GIFs of THE saltburn scene beautifully curated by @thisfilmisnotyetrated I am no longer the same person I was five minutes ago, and i feel like a coward not reblogging it but I can't bring myself to go there

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Martha Jones was a fuckin med student when she ran off with The Doctor. If I were writing her she would've wanted to study him like a bug I KNOW my stem girlie would be trying to surreptitiously get him into an X-ray machine

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I made this delirious at 3am, forgive me I'm not an artist

Kaz: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Kaz: Not you Y/N. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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OOOH YOU KNOW WHAT IM CRYING ABOUT NOW?

THOR WILL NEVER REALLY KNOW ABOUT MOBIUS, OR SYLVIE, OR CASEY, OR THAT LOKI SPENT SO LONG TO HELP FIX THE DAMN WORLD, AND THAT HES FINALLY FOUND HIS GLORIOUS PURPOSE AND BECAME SOMETHING BETTER THAN WHAT THE WORLD HAD EXPECTED OF HIM. THAT HES NOT REALLY DEAD, BUT HAS TO BE ALONE FOREVER.

Never.

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The time stone is Green

You know who else is green/green themed?

Loki mother****ing Laufeyson

(I love it so much)

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Idk if I'm just in the wrong place, but I'm not seeing enough posts about the

"waiting for a moment like this, so I could do terrible, awful things, to you"

Like??? I had to physically turn my phone off and giggle into my hand at that.

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Harry potter: animagus forms

Warning: possibly fantastical, even for the universe at hand, take my hc with a grain of salt (ROMIONE, DRARRY) (everything is ok au)

HARRY POTTER: he'd wish so much to be like his dad, to get a stag but he'd probably get something funky like an owl (like Hedwig) or a bear (from one of my fav fics)

HERMIONE GRANGER: definitely a grey parrot or a crow (IQ go brrrr) or a grey cat (I just like this one) and she can use this to her advantage (how? Idk)

RON WEASLEY: I want it so bad to be a weasel (ginger fur and all) or a squirrel (haha undercover squirrel spy) where both can climb up to Hermione and demand cuddles

DRACO MALFOY: saved my favourite for last, and I know deep inside me I wished it were a platinum white ferret or an albino peacock so he can suffer under humiliation, but I could see him as a meerkat or a raven (besties with mione) I feel like if he got a meerkat he'd be all 'i do NOT like this' but then figure out the trouble he could causes and go '😈 hehe watch out potty'

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Drarry, Romione headcanons? (Again,possibly, very likely ooc)

Romione:

- WE ARE TAKING THE GRANGER LAST NAME

- Ron thinks that there's enough Weasley names, and decides he should take his wife's last name

- Hermione thought hyphenating was a good idea, ends up crying at how sweet Ron is for suggesting that

- "I think Ronald Granger has a nice ring to it?" "I LOVE you!!!"

Drarry:

- Draco still goes by malfoy in public for legal reasons ig, but informally he likes it when Harry calls him Mr potter, it makes him feel weird and giddy, don't tell his husband

- "good morning Mr Potter" "good morning Saint Saviour" "really Draco"

- I love the idea that Harry hates some of the nicknames he gets called, like Saviour or Saint.

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More SOC headcanons (more like situations) (I have never read the books so ooc warning?) ⚠️

The crow couples getting 'unwanted attention' (light-hearted)

Kanej: Inej then kaz

*Kaz is jealous that someone is 'into' Inej but she doesn't realise it, they have an awkward discussion about expressing feelings (because of his moodiness), and Kaz finally admits it. Inej has no idea someone had a crush on her and laughs at Kaz for being jealous, teasing him a little*

*Inej knows that Kaz can't tell when someone is trying to seduce him because he quotes "I have better things to notice" (ways to make that kruge babey) so she isn't all that bothered, but will absolutely interfere if it gets a bit far*

In conclusion, both parties are oblivious (yet incredibly dangerous, and can deal with this themselves, independent queens)

Helnik: Matthias then Nina

*Nina internally sighs when Matthias keeps getting ogled, but Matthias thinks they're trying to trick him or something malicious and tend to drive them away. Nina has to tell him what they were actually doing, to which Matthias makes some sappy comment about how his heart's "already been taken by a certain heartrender"*

*Matthias gets antsy when anyone tries to make a move on his beloved, and probably would be able to tell when someone is *onto* Nina. He knows her personality and that she'd never cheat, and of course she can defend herself against creeps, but it doesn't hurt if he threatens them a little so they'd back off, right?*

In conclusion, one is a queen, and he's just ken

Wesper: Jesper then Wylan

*the entire Kuwei situation, omggggg.*

*in all seriousness, Wylan would be the kind of person to fume silently when someone lays a not-so-innocent hand on his dear sharpshooter, hold himself back from throwing some kind of bomb at the "criminal", before putting on his best merchant face and steering him away with polite words, in which Jesper sees right through him and reassures him that "I am YOUR trophy husband Wy, don't worry about that"*

*Jesper makes an incredulous face whenever someone hits on wylan, his thoughts resembling the infamous miette, "you hit on MY boyfriend? you take away Jesper's favourite person?! Jail for mean person! Send straight to Hellgate!!" but like Wylan, puts on his suave face and struts over, before making a clear physical claim (a hand around his waist, a kiss on the neck or mouth, nothing uncomfortable) so that the offending party can go away. Wylan is amused but doesn't really mind*

In conclusion, both are jealous boys but they understand each others actions and respect their choices

I hope you can tell I'm partial to Jesper's reaction in particular

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Telling the crows that they deserve better than who they're with: (assuming they'll react honestly, prob ooc)

Inej: *hung out with Nina more often* probably yeah, but I still love him

Nina: *knows her worth, also likes making Matthias panic* oh don't I know it

Wylan: I'm aware

Kaz, Matthias and Jesper simultaneously: No. No we do not

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Halfway through the Drarry fic and Draco realises he's a veela and we're all confused, until I remember I specifically searched for Veela!Draco fics and remember this is why I'm not trusted with passwords

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GOOD OMENS EP 6 REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF SUPERNATURAL I AM IN GRIEF (except y'know, the other part) BUT I WILL HAVE FAITH IN THE UNIVERSE THEY GET TO LIVE HAPPILY TOGETHER FOREVER (at this point I'm delusional)