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I've been #MIA for some time but i am back now with a favour to ask Religious pookies and witches pray for me or do a love spell or smth bc i said i simply cannot manic pixie dream girl no longer but now i've been #outofajob (not acc i'm just single) for 5 months so help a girl out xoxoxoxoxo

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Thought For The Day

It buzzes. It bounces. It hears one word and bounces to a place unimaginable to the “ordinary” until it is explained piece by piece how we got there. I snatch one out of the air as it bounces and send it here. It is free of most context, yet still appreciated.

Curious.

🐝🐝🐝🐝 buzz

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Thought for the day:

Thanks to ratios, you really can have Two Cups Vanilla Extract provided you have Obscene Amounts Of Flour

I don't know what this means but yes

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Thought for the day:

how come showers are so stress-relieving?

Showers r either amazing or a hit and miss

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Thought for the day:

If we live in a simulation, was period cramps like that one coding accident where if you try to take it out, the whole thing falls apart? Like The Out Of Bounds Tomato principle (the idea that theorists will find an out of bounds tomato in the game and think it has lore implications when really the dev tried to get rid of it but when they do everything falls apart). Heck, even if we don’t live in a simulation this could be true.

When is God going to release the patch notes on periods?

All in good time

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Thought for the day:

Having coping mechanisms is nice but it can also be the hardest thing because you have to let yourself use those coping mechanisms and you have to allow yourself to help yourself.

Omg these thoughts for the day r why i should go on tumblr more often these days

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One thing about me is that i'm a filthy fucking liar

HI TUMBLR I'M BACKKKK

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Drugs drugs and more drugs

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Tysm for the tags pookies lots of love🫶

Favourite song at the moment? Bigger boys and stolen sweethearts - arctic monkeys

Favourite obsession? Paranormal

Celebrity crush? I have many but at this moment Christian borle but specifically in something rotten as Shakespeare and renée rapp

Favourite food and drink? Spicy chicken noodles and lemonade

What place would you like to live in? Greece

Style? Idrk tbh it varies from summery crochet girly to rockstars gf by the hour

Favourite hobby? Honestly couldn't tell u, haven't got a clue

Favourite mutuals? @the-better-mj22 @whorecedes18 @rocksandsea13 @the-og-paypal @chronic-skeptic @wantmeifyouwantme @beingthisgayisart

girlblogger questions ♡

nobody tagged me but I wanted to try this!!

favorite song at the moment? you make me sick! by ashnikko

favorite obsessions of your life? grunge, photography, psychology, true crime

celebrity crush? Evan peters and megan fox

favorite food and drink? sushi and boba tea

what place would you like to live in? nyc

style? grunge/grunge fairycore/dark academia/rockstar gf

favorite hobby? listening to music

favorite mutuals? @strawberrihart @mutilatedtomb @vixxensvoid @vampiiiyr @his-littlefox @sapphicsubbyprincess @madibadibear08 @karynacranberrie @kaianders0nslut @mitskistevens @sugarcandydoll @writtenbywonyoung @neonnovember @hrts4kenny

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HI TUMBLR I'M BACKKKK

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Thought For The Day:

What the heck is going on with that feeling you get on your teeth where they just feel…sharper?

Bitten by a vampire obv

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I'm nearing the end of my schools performance of how to succeed in business without really trying and i've had to wear heels the entire performance my calves r killing me i'll never walk again but atleast i can sprint in heels now

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COCK BONDAGE???

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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I wish highschool break ups weren't so dramatic and prolonged like i've known long term married and engaged couples who had shorter and simpler break ups

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I can't tell if i'm being paranoid or if i'm right but i'm gonna say i'm right and lose my shit

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Thought For The Day:

“If what I think is happening is happening, it better not be” perfectly encapsulates the feeling a shipper gets when they see half of their main pairing being obviously teased with a completely different character in canon

FANTASTIC MR FOX MY BAE

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Get off my tumblr u silly goose this isn't where ur meant to be