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KageHina Parents Headcanons:

- Kageyama is the dad that will buy their kids whatever candy they like

- Hinata is the dad that overeacts and scolds the kids

- Loser parents who sometimes wear matching clothes

- Kags wEARS CROCS W/ SOCKS DURING THE SUMMER PASS IT ON

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the real question now is:

does Yuri Katsuki is queer????

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Haikyuu!! x Pickup Lines

Bokuto: hoot hoot! you're really cute

Akaashi: *being pretty*

Kuroo: are you made of Barium & Beryllium? because you're a total BaBe ;)

Kenma: wanna play Pokemon GO?

Oikawa: kiss me if i'm wrong but, are you Iwa-chan?

Iwaizumi: there are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? wait i forgot i m g a y

Daichi: im starting to like you less, because i really hate your sass

Suga: are you Google? because you really do know everything

Hinata: do you want to spike some balls tonight? i just really want to get some extra practice with my spikes!

Kageyama: you are the volleyball to my setter

Nishinoya: do you know what the best thing in my life is? being a senpai

Tanaka: you breathe oxygen? wow! finally someone who understands!

Asahi: do you like raisins? what about dried apricots?

Yamaguchi: did it hurt when you fell from heaven? are you okay though??

Tsukishima: if i had a star for every time you brightened my day, it would be really dark

Matsukawa: do you know what this shirt is made of? cotton

Hanamaki: i know what you should be for Halloween. not oikawa

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Hinata: *interview with newspaper* i totally love my best friend *looks at smudged writing* Swageyama Tobyolo

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my cold is making me draw weird things… *crawls back to bed*

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Jump Serve w/ Oikawa

Kageyama: Oikawa-Senpai please teach me how to jump serve!

Oikawa:

Oikawa: Tobio-Chan, have ever told you about the time I made Iwa-Chan bleed?

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The Truth

Ushijima: Oikawa, join us at Shiratorizawa

Oikawa: Why? To tend to your crops?

Ushijima:

Ushijima: *in whisper* he's on to me

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I FOUND A FOUR LEAFED CLOVER !!

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Please tell me that at one point in time Kuroo just thought, 'My bro looks just like an owl hOLY CRAP mY BRO iS aN OwL'

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IwaOi

“I never meant to love angst. But there’s always a ship that makes me love it.” – me

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So what if Bokuto and Kuroo meet in a small grocery store around 2am for the first time when only one box of the digusting pink sparkly cereal was there and they both wanted it so Bokuto offers to have a dance off over it

Kuroo won and Bokuto cried

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How Oikawa sprained his ankle:

Iwaizumi: * on cliff * Hey Trashykawa come over here

Oikawa: Sure Iwa-Chan! <3

Iwaizumi: * pushes Oikawa off cliff * That’s bc u didn’t buy my ramen

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Let us take the time to appreciate our beautiful owl

Akaashi Keiji

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Iwa and Oikawa at a store

Iwa to store worker: Hi may I please report a moving, talking, trash can?

Oikawa: IWA CHAN!!!

Iwa: Holy shit it's following me

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Haikyuu!! Headcannons:

-Bokuto is great with children like ages 3-6

-Kageyama and Hinata usually go to each other’s houses to play video games

-Suga always makes sure that he keeps a healthy relationship with the team

-Noya is the rebel in his family. Everyone else plays baseball except Noya.

-The captains meet once every two weeks to discuss what stupid things their teams have said

-Akaashi is totally done with Kuroo and Bokuto’s shit

-Yamaguchi likes to bake in his free time

-Tsukki is super gay but will never admit it

-Hinata and Noya are the smol puppies of Karasuno

-Kuroo is the bad boy at Nekoma who used to sleep around a lot

-Iwa has Oikawa as his phone’s wallpaper and his profile pic on Twitter

-Kenma hates Lev bc Lev is a giraffe

-At one point in time Oikawa was really depressed and Iwa helped him get through it

-Nekoma has an Instagram dedicated to Kuroo and Bokuto’s Bromance

-Hinata and Natsu have secret code names to refer to Karasuno’s members

-Sugamama and Dadchi are dating but will never tell the team till Dadchi proposes

-Tsukki always carries something dinosaur related in his bag

-These are all I have... FOR NOW AT LEAST

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I feel the same way :')

When you’re 17-year-old uncle is more childish than you and you’re like…8 (?) :’D

Oikawa, your nephew is so done with your shit ^.^

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The Haikyuu!! fandom's interpretations:

Anime: *Kageyama and Hinata talking*

Fandom: SHUT UP GUYS!!! KAGS AND HINATA ARE PLANNING THEIR WEDDING!!

Anime: *Kuroo looks at Tsukishima*

Fandom: OMFG!!! KUROO IS THINKING ABOUT TSUKKI!! BUT HE’S DATING KENMA!!

Anime: *Nishinoya saves a ball*

Fandom: AHHHHH!! NISHINOYA IS SO HOT!!! I MEAN LOOK AT HIM OMG!!!