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Just do it.

And fuck what everyone else thinks - who can really stop you?

What are you afraid of, the gender police?

I know it’s late but here’s this

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO CLIMB A FUCKING TREE WITHOUT PEOPLE SAYING THATS NOT HOW GIRLS BEHAVE I JUST WANT TO KISS WHOEVER THE FUCK I WANT I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO STOP MAKING ME WEAR DRESSES I JUST WANT SHORT HAIR AND TO BE ABLE TO TALK TO BOYS WITHOUT THEN TREATING ME DIFFERENT BECAUSE IM A ‘GIRL’ I WANT TO GET DIRTY AND RUN AROUND AND I WANT TO GET DRUNK WITHOUT BEING TOLD THATS NOT LADYLIKE AND I WANT TO WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT WITHOUT IT BEING CROSSDRESSING AND I WANT TO JUST BE ME WITHOUT LAWS OF GENDER TO FUCKING STOP ME

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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Do you ever just, want to quit your life?

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My new favorite genre of picture is a very special thing that most animals (and humans!) do: face nuzzling as an act of greeting/comfort/intimacy. thank God that this is happening all over the world right now

Isn’t it wonderful?!

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Pretty sure that's Anne McCaffrey's Ruth - The White Dragon.

& actually, they were kind of mean to him...

“When you’re mean to me this is who ur being mean to” meme with Sanrio characters and small kitten is overused. Trite. It’s done I can’t relate. When ur mean to me this is who you’re being mean to:

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I took this too literally...

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Overthinking will not only kill your mind, but also your heart, your soul, your mood, your magic and your love. It is the most subtle yet most effective form of self-destruction.

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& if/when we're not busy doing that we're off camping, fishing, or playing softball or something.

That and the obvious stereotype that has a strong basis in reality:

What does a lesbian bring on a second date?

A U-Haul

What does a gay man bring on a second date?

What second date?

Hook-up culture requires party-culture. One night stands or frequent partner changes require places to go out and meet people, all the time! Long-term couples, on the other hand, are less interested in partying - they might love having friends over, or going on a group vacation, but there's not a lot of interest in the "scene".

OBVIOUSLY there are tons of gay men in or seeking long-term relationships. & plenty of lesbians looking to play the field. But the stereotypes are based on enough reality that it shows in profits - and gay bars are the ones that thrive.

One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with "That's cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don't have time to party, they're too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees" and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument

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I'm kind of at a point where the "queer spaces" i feel safest in are the ones that have a pet cishet dude or two hanging around

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Stop ignoring your bodily signals that’s somethings not right. You get a bad stomach and need to run to the bathroom after the morning smoothie? It doesn’t agree with you. You get terrible anxiety and feel you need to perform on dates with the pretentious guy? He’s not your person. You feel shaky after the iced latte? It’s not for you sweetie. Your body is constantly sending signals, letting you know what feels good, and what doesn’t. Foods that don’t agree with you, people that cause you panic. Take inventory on what's causing dis-harmony in your life, and start editing ruthlessly. This is an act of self love. No more ignoring signs from your inner guidance system. Start heeding the call from your body. It’s speaking to you always. 

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bro im gonna CRY i didnt know this 🥺

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Okay, so this is random, but hear me out.

If time is not really linear, but just perceived that way by us and the way we exist.

Then all the old wives tales, folktales, etc warning of the Fae & cryptids.

Could 100% BE warning us about AI & technological (or genetically engineered) abominations.

Just saying.

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So one day a dwarf is talking to a human and finally realizes that when humans say woman, they generally mean “person who is theoretically capable of childbirth” because for whatever reason, humans assign social expectations based genital differences. (What a fucked up culture, the dwarf thinks.) But hey, better communication! So the next time the dwarf introduces theirself, they say, oh, by the way, I am what you call a “woman.”

And the trade negotiations just stop. They just stop cold. The tall people insist on speaking to the man, they insist on talking to the lady dwarf about all sorts of irrelevant bullshit, like recipes and childrearing and perfume

so the dwarf goes back home, enraged

and is like “BTW guess what happened, we’re all just going to be men forever now as far as the tall ones are concerned”

and everyone is justly horrified at this barbarism but they all agree to do whatever  it takes to squeeze those tall bastards for all the resources they are worth

and the dwarves get surlier, and the trade agreements less generous

and the tall people are all “what a miserable and greedy race”

but really they’re just still nursing a grudge about how goddamn backwards and sexist the tall people are

because their best negotiator, one of their sacred cave people, got snubbed the instant she said she was capable of childbirth - and a mortal insult like that can never be forgiven