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where has this been all my life??
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stage 1 of friendship: what’s up ily so much!
stage 2 of friendship: oh god i hope i’m not being too clingy or bothering them
stage 3 of friendship: hey dickhead fucking answer me
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Reasons I love my husband
Reason 2:
Me: Does it bother you when my belly pokes out of the bottom of my shirt?
Jimmy: -laughs- No.
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Reasons I love my husband:
REASON NUMBER ONE:
He just told me that he thinks people are stupid and that if he were ever lost with a bunch of people... he'd like me to be there because he would want to be lost with me... just sayin...
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Sooooo... I found some Aladdin pants.
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no drummer has shit on this dude
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Reasons I love my best friend.
Reason number one: She is open minded.
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Reasons I love my best friend.
Reason number two:When using our phones to Skype doesn't work, I have to remind her that she can use her phone to just call me.
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Reasons I love my best friend.
Reason number one:
She is open-minded.
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Alison: if mexico invaded do you think we'd still eat tacos?
Me: idk. If Italy invaded would we still eat pizza and lasagna?
Alison: well if Russia invaded would we stop drinking vodka?
Me: Ha ha ha! No. not gonna happen.
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I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
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how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes
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