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A Very Human Moment (Part 1)

if y’all ever want to see a part 2 this better do numbers

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[Hope AU/ role reversal] A familiar face.

Hope is such a silly man. He’s just trying to do his job and accidentally created a religion instead. He was hoping Morpheus wouldn’t find out…

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"Hello Hob," but in post-punk.

I've seen a few critiques about how the netflix Sandman robbed us of 1989 Dream (which: fair). And I was like "If I'm not gonna draw '89 Dream then what the hell am I even doing here?" So here you go. It's quite a simple design but I think he'd go for that. I did think of drawing a leather jacket on him but then forgot about it when I actually started drawing...... (At this point he just looks like my OC. We've come a full circle.)

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this is like his most innocent urge girl leave him alone

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Alfred came up with an excellent plan to keep Bruce in bed while he recuperates.

I have a specific image of Clark’s apartment and it is not in fact flashy or modern, but some sort of grandma’s lair with a lovely floral wallpaper.

Bruce many times tried to offer him a new flat or at least to freshen it but, but Clark won’t allow it, because it won’t be homey and cozy anymore.

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Which of these would you rather see on your dash?

Hey @staff. This is a perfect example of why collapsed reblogs is such a bad idea. Seeing the full thread, you go like this: 😮 ooh, that's cool 😀 "they're free," hehe! 🤣 "16 cents," perfection!!

I have achieved joy, I feel positive feelings toward Tumblr, I want to engage, I want to stay, my eyeballs land on more ads, you make more money, everyone wins! 🎉

Seeing the collapsed thread, you go like this:

😮 ooh, that's cool 😐 "16 cents"? yes, that's literally what the pic shows, not sure why you felt the need to say that

There is no motivation for me to uncollapse the reblog chain—it looks like a boring conversation about the denominations of coins. And even if I do uncollapse it, you've ruined the joke by showing me the punchline before the setup. I am sad, Tumblr is boring, I go elsewhere to entertain myself, I see less ads, you make less money, everyone loses. 😥

Reblog chains are the best thing about Tumblr. They are your unique super power. They are the thing that makes people screenshot Tumblr and share it around. Why on earth would you kneecap them??

I don't know exactly how you plan to implement this. Give people the option to keep them collapsed if there truly are people who are annoyed by how long they can get (you already have a version of this feature), but don't collapse them for everyone or new users by default. Please. It will make Tumblr so much more boring.

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I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:

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Aziraphale finally takin his disaster pupper OUT of the bentley-

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Spiderman: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) + the internet

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legend 🙌

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Jennifer Coolidge | British GQ | June 09, 2023 | 📷 Charlotte Rutherford

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Pls be true

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Little babs!!!