turtlestampede
turtlestampede
As Subtle As A Chainsaw
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Prankster, hedonist, student of Earth's popular culture, progenitor of the new Poppupian race.
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turtlestampede · 27 days ago
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Facts
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turtlestampede · 1 month ago
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Ryan Benjamin - Black Lightning
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I’ve officially started reading the DC Universe in chronological order. Not by publication date, but in the actual timeline of the stories. From the birth of the heroes to the cosmic battles, I’m taking this journey one event at a time. Got some reading guides to help me stay on track, but I’ll be sharing thoughts, panels, and favorites along the way. Anyone else reading along? Let’s dive into the DC timeline together.
#DCComics #ComicBookJourney #SuperheroReading
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turtlestampede · 2 months ago
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turtlestampede · 5 months ago
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Batman and Catwoman by Tony Daniel
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turtlestampede · 5 months ago
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Nicola Scott, a hero who loves Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman, pitching the Superman, Batman and Wonder Woman 80th anniversary covers: they all face the front of the cover in the same position, showcasing their different suits over the years!
Dc: Fantastic. Fantastic work, Nicola. Now how about Dick Grayson?
Nicola Scott, a hero who loves Dick Grayson but who also understands Dick Grayson on a fundamental level:
"ass."
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turtlestampede · 5 months ago
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I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.
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turtlestampede · 5 months ago
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Alexander Lozano - Wolverine
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GARGOYLES : ↳ Types of Soulmates
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turtlestampede · 5 months ago
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A Wonder Woman metal poster.
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A devil fashion winter coat.
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Foundation Mido Hamada as Shadowmaster Obrecht "How are problems generally solved in this situation?" "Any manner that achieves its goal."
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turtlestampede · 5 months ago
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Flying solo, duo & trio via a little, medium & big rocket. The 3 spacecraft & relative rockets of Project Mercury, Gemini & Apollo. The 3 spacecraft were used between 1961-72 during the space race. The Mercury capsule carried food, water & O2 supplies for about a day. Project Gemini was the 1st to use Houston for Mission Control. Astronaut Gus Grissom was involved so heavily in the design that the other Original 7 astronauts nicknamed it the ‘Gusmobile’. It measured 18 feet, 5 inches long & 10 feet wide; not a lot of room for 2 people! The Apollo Program used the 363-foot tall Saturn V rocket with the Command (Control Center)/Service (unpressurized) & Lunar Module perched on top, pointed straight at the moon!
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turtlestampede · 6 months ago
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The wings give an extra lift
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One of my favorite Peanuts panels.
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The Avengers (2012) dir. Joss Whedon Thunderbolts* (2025) dir. Jake Schreier
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turtlestampede · 6 months ago
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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.
So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".
So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.
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