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WAIT MY DELULU THOUGHTS WERE RIGHT

his voiceline mentions how despite his dish being mediocre (TO HIM) he got a high evaluation.

HES JUST AN INSECURE LITTLE GUY

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Azul: Oh, guys, I can't believe I'm so mediocre at this 😓😓😓 ughhh if only I could cook better! I guess I'm just bad at this

*Proceeds to show you the fucking Michelin Star itself personified as a food*

Be honest guyss how bad is itt dont lie to me ughhh 🥺

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This just in im listening to the underworld saga and I am CRYING. HIS MOM SOUNDS SO GOOD?????

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Well now I gotta write about these fuckers at the water park now

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Finished up my gal! My Yuusona's White Rabbit Festival Fit!!! I am very happy with it, though the style of dress in the event is really outside of my realm of comfort XD

I do love how she came out, yes she does have a whole brick and switchblade in her little hand purse. Yuu stays prepared and ready. (Grape flavored gum and a wallet gifted from Crewel also)

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*During the White Rabbit Fest*

🔪: Oh, are we fighting people? Perfect I've been on my best behavior since we got here.

💤: Yuu, I'm not going to let you fight a gang while I'm here. Malleus would never forgive me.

🔪: Silver, relax. I have a brick in my purse.

💤:

💤: Why?

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*Kicks down door*

YES

*Looks up from my cozy blanket nest*

Well ok then.

Another pot of soup added to the stove.

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Just out if curiosity, if it was Floyd's or Jades joyfriend that suddenly started bleeding from the void, how would that first chapter have gone? Imma guess Not Good™

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Oh yeah, no. They would have maimed/killed someone. You couldn't even hope to try to explain. They'd either already be off to hunt down who ever smelled the most like their joyfriend at that moment (RIP whoever that may be). Or! They're in bed with them and refuse to let go, letting their own panic take over.

Their twin would either be called to stop them OR already called and helping their twin hunt down some innocent fucker.

I've got a full plate, but I eat with my eyes at all times. If you giys would be interested, I could try to do a mini series of x Reader with the NRC boys about them being the ones to find out about the period in this AU.

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🔪: *Plays the Bugle perfectly*

♠️: Whoa! Yuu, how did you play it so well?

🔪: Probably from all that dick I suck.

🍎: I suck just as much dick as you, and I was terrible at it. Stop lying.

💤: I agree with Epel. Those two skills do not cross over.

⚙️:

⚙️: Deuce Spade, do you want to read more from your guidebook?

♠️: I should of just told my mom I didn't have friends.

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Damn ok guess Im doing a mother's day fic...

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Lowkey Im surprised I havent had anyone react to the fact I made Malleus an Evanescence girlie in the newest period saga part

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*sounds of an explosion*

Crewel: you left Yuu alone in the lab again didn't you?

Deuce: well...

Ace: they said they wanted to finish something

Crewel: you pups are in so much trouble

Yuu: (screaming) I made Diamonds! I'll finally have money!

Crewel: Yuu isn't in trouble

Ace: favortism

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Ortho, at Idia's funeral: I need a moment with him.

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*

Ortho, leaning over Idia's coffin: Okay, listen here you little shut. I know you're not dead.

Idia, sitting up in his coffin: Yeah, no shit.

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Random student: On the table is a paintball gun. You have to pick one of your friends to-

*Yuu, with no hesitation, picks up the gun and shoots Jack*

Firstie Squad SHOOK

🍎: WHY JACK!?

♥️: OH MY SEVEN!!

♠️: I THOUGHT YOU'D SHOOT ACE!?

🐊: I thought they'd shoot me...

🐺: Why did you pick me?????

🔪: Jack, you're so fucking big and buff that I'm pretty sure you can flex and stop an actual bullet.

🔪: Admit it. You didn't even feel the paint ball.

🐺: I mean YEAH. But by that logic, why didn't you pick Ortho!?

🔪: Because Ortho would shoot me back.

⚙️Oh, without hesitation.

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⚙️: I need you to stop giving my brother access to your world's media...

🔪: I have no idea what you mean...

🔪: But how's he liking Demon Slayer?

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⚙️: He just finished the Entertainment District Arc...

🔪: Oooo. I knew that was gonna be a hard one for him...

⚙️: At any rate, I wasn't aware my brother had this much water in his system. He hasn't stopped crying since he finished it.

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Would you guys be interested in me doing a mothers day fic of my Yuu and the first kids they have with their poly. Aka the Draconia Triplets, The Ashengrotto Twins, and JJ

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For the House Pet AU can/does MC drive? And if yes which pets like to go on a car ride if any do, and do they come along the ride for shopping (like the kid seat in shopping carts, or the carriers made specifically for pets like I've seen for some cats and dogs)

Hmm that's a good question.

I can't really see the Caretaker owning a car, on the account of how expensive they are, but mostly because the neighborhood and place they grew up in is a pretty walkable place. It's very easy to request for magical buses to come by and add in your street as a potential route. And since buses are public service, nobody has to worry about paying a dime. Just go in and wait. Though, the Caretaker will probably entertain the thought of getting a car, if only for the safety of the pets. And you can bet your ass that someone is going to buy a car for the Caretaker as a celebration gift for getting a license.

Magical engines are pretty much a thing by this point and they're very silent things. No need to worry about cars and other vehicles making that loud sputtering, so the only reason why anyone would hear a motorcycle engine or any kind of engine is because it was specifically requested from the driver. Like, the driver wants everyone and their mother to hear them driving everywhere they go, just for the sake of showing off. By this point in time, it's just rude to have a loud engine just for the sake of it and are pretty much considered real old fashioned.

So, I suppose to answer the question, it isn't no. Initially they didn't have a car, but will likely have one later down the line. And it's... a ride that's for sure. Deuce over here is very stoked and will plop himself on the wheel like he can drive, then Ace will hop right on over and join Deuce at the wheel. Little weirdo. Riddle is being a good boy and is inside the plush car seat strapped in there specifically for the pets. Trey and Cater can usually be seen snoozing off and if the car ride is long enough, the rest of the plant nymphs will follow.

Jack and Ruggie are little those little bobbleheads sitting up in front, just enjoying the sight, clearly getting charged up and wanting to run right alongside the car, but they're very well behaved, so that won't happen. Leona's reaction is rather boring since he's been in cars before, so he's just napping on the passengers seat.

Idia over here was initially interested in the way the car worked, but whatever was inside apparently wasn't what he wanted, so he just plays simple games on the Caretaker's phone while the ride goes on. Ortho, Caretaker had to fight him to keep him from possessing the car engine. He's eternally locked in the pet carrier because he will slip away, he will get into the engine, and he will go to the speeds he wants. He's sentences to pet jail for the duration of the ride and it makes him grumpy every time. Unless you have a treat. He's not interested in the engine when it's not turned out, just so you know.

Malleus and Lilia initially got pretty carsick the first few times, but they're stubborn and they want to be with the Caretaker and Silver every step of the way. They got used to it eventually, and Sebek over here is really fascinated by the changing scenery. His face will be pressed up against the window and it's funny to stop suddenly because you can hear the squeak his face makes as it rubs against the glass. It makes him so angry.