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my headcanon for gwaine finding out about merlin’s magic is that it happens at the same time as for the rest of the knights. like there’s some Catastrophic Event that forces merlin to reveal he has powers and all of the knights are there for it. gwaine included.

the thing about gwaine, however, is that he is the first to notice merlin’s eyes glowing and therefore has 0.1 seconds more than everyone else to process this information. and when he does process what this means and the danger merlin is now in, he doubles down. no ‘oh arthur but he meant no harm :((!!’ no. gwaine uses those extra 0.1 seconds to feel betrayal and outrage and re-direct all of it at arthur.

arthur is like ‘i don’t believe it’ and gwaine is like well tough😤😤 yeah my friend is a sorcerer and so WHAT. no, and so WHAT? is that a CRIME? (‘yes, it is, gwaine’ ‘mind your business leon’) stop staring at him like that. who CARES if he is a mastermind here to end your kingdom?? (‘i’m not’ ‘oh ok cool’) i have considered doing the same myself a few times?? you gonna burn me? stab me right here and now?? come at me, COME AT ME

arthur is not even looking at him, he is having the world’s most intense silent conversation with merlin. by the time arthur decides that okay, we need to have a talk, possibly one of the hardest talks of his life, gwaine has thrown a gauntlet at arthur 3 times (he keeps picking it up and throwing it again)

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I see a lot of ppl complaining abt living in an ingredients household bc there’s no snacks. Which is objectively true but I would like to offer you this:

Yesterday, I was craving chocolate mousse and cookie dough, so I made them. Today, I’m making bread on a whim and I haven’t needed to go to the store once. Life is beautiful when we can put the pieces together.

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Yk I should really stop doing this. It’s the same way I found out about the destiel confession. I have a problem.

So I started watching the bbc show Merlin about a month ago and I only have three episodes left so I went “I wanna check out the fandom :> there’s only three episodes left I’m sure I can weed out the spoilers :>”

I was then shot 57 times.

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Credit to: user

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Can people really watch and like media that isn’t soul crushing and utterly devastating? Where can I get this ability??

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I was watching those videos on instagram where it’s like “when the ye old tavern has been smite by lightning” and they play thunderstruck on a lute and now I’m just imagining time traveler Merlin shredding Scotty Doesn’t Know at the castle and both shocking and disturbing everyone around him

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when i'm writing a period piece and i include something that isn't entirely period accurate i don't want ANYONEEEE to say a WORD okay. who cares if some benign thing wasn't invented until 1709 i don't give a FFFFFUCKKKKK!!!!! well erm acktually cologne wouldn't have been available to people in the medieval period in south western england during that time because blahblahblahblah IDGAF!!!!!!!!!!!! we're all going to DIE someday god forbid i give myself a little wiggle room damnn

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recipe for a good afternoon:

Stop doomscrolling

Go run a tedious errand for someone you care about

Purchase a little drink that is the most fun color you can find. Add whipped cream for extra points

Wander around your local discount grocery store just because. And also for olives

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I want to send this to my partner but he’s never seen Merlin and he just WON’t get it 🤣

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He's just sleeping he's just sleeping he's just sleeping he's jus

Ko-Fi

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Little brown stuffed bear that has since grown grey and scraggly with age

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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So I started watching the bbc show Merlin about a month ago and I only have three episodes left so I went “I wanna check out the fandom :> there’s only three episodes left I’m sure I can weed out the spoilers :>”

I was then shot 57 times.

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Ok but just remember how different prophet chuck and God Chuck are. Like I think prophet Chuck was just liked a little TOO much by god and got taken over. Like being slowly possessed by the most powerful being in creation until there’s just nothing left of the real you.

I’m choosing to believe that prophet Chuck and God Chuck are two completely different people. Cuz I loved prophet Chuck. He was weird and off putting in the best way

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things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

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