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jisung: [about the dreamies] why do i always try to tell people we're cool? we are so very uncool.

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chaeryeong: i hope you all make it to adulthood!  haewon: that’s a great prayer.  sullyoon: a needed one.  bae: a needed one indeed.

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seunghan: aww, what's your dog's name? shotaro: choco. seunghan, yelling to sohee: TRY 'CHOCO'! sohee, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK! shotaro: seunghan: what's your favorite number?

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[towards the end of boys planet] zhang hao: i just feel so burnt out. gyuvin: don’t worry, it'll be over soon. hao: are you gonna… assassinate me? gyuvin: well not if you’re expecting it.

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xiaojun: what are you getting kun for the holidays? ten: i don't know. it's kind of hard buying a gift for your husband when he already got everything he could've ever wanted when he married you. so i'm not sure yet. yangyang: i'm getting kun a divorce lawyer.

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Kun: I'm getting my cosmetology license. I've already got a driver's license and a pilot's license, that's two of the big five licenses. Ten: The big five licenses? Kun: Driver's license, cosmetology license, pilot's license, fishing license, and… license to kill. I can't wait to get that one!

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haechan: hyung, can we go to a haunted house this year?

johnny: what’s wrong with the one we live in?

haechan: wh-what—?

johnny: goodnight.

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jungwon: okay, for safety reasons, i’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

enhypen: okay, sure.

jungwon: give me all your money if you want to live!

jake: bold of you to assume we have any money.

ni-ki: bold of you to assume we want to live.

jungwon:

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chan: are you having second thoughts?

jisung: i never have second thoughts. that’s the luxury of having great first thoughts.

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matthew: the stars look really pretty tonight.

zhang hao: yeah, they do

matthew: you know who else looks pretty tonight?

matthew & hao at the same time: hanbin

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beomgyu: in my defense, i was left unsupervised.

soobin: wasn’t yeonjun with you?

yeonjun: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised.

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jeongin: seungmin, in your professional opinion, how do i die?

seungmin: murdered. gangland-style execution. we never find your head

jeongin: shame. it’s one of my best features.

felix: *raises a finger silently in question*

seungmin: you slip in the tub

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eunchae: youre giving me a sticker?

sakura: not just any sticker. this is a sticker of a cat saying, “me-wow!”

eunchae: i’m not a preschooler.

sakura: fine, i’ll take it back then

eunchae: i earned this, back off!

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hoshi: *walking around disappointed after visiting the aquarium*

woozi: soonyoung, what did you think a tiger shark is?

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jeonghan, to s.coups, absentmindedly: hey, babygirl

joshua, confused: babygirl?

seungcheol: yes. im babygirl. try to keep up

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minnie: hey, soojin, do you support gay rights?

soojin: i am gay.

shuhua: SHE’S AVOIDING THE QUESTION

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kai: *staring at the ceiling in the middle of the night*

taehyun: you okay?

kai: just thinking back to the time when i was thirteen and hiyyih called me gay

taehyun: and?

kai: and she was right