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Notes

my friend: why did that stupid watermelon get 16000 notes

Me: because you have to have followers and draw goodly  

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tHAT iS My dOG you theIF HISSSSSSS

This is my dog

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eat a borple

“no thats an unpopular opinion”

WELL SUX IT I DUNT CRR

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Carlisle’s Story

Carlisle saw Heather and turned the other way, scREAMING. :Oh my god i hste you, pls get away from me baka senpai.” Heather ran off a cliff, crying because her brokther didn’t like her. “Wait no, I want BB’S!” Heather died. Carlisle got married to a stick. “Stick, you’ee my only friend.” Stick didn’t answer. “Falk you too Stuck.” He tore it apart. “Wait no, I want BB’s!” Carlisle approached a pile of abbles and died internally. “I luv abples.” He ate them and reliazed it was cannibalismo. “I AM A ABBLE!” Carlisle got drunk and died. JK.

Carlisle revived himself and killed Heather agaon. “I hate you, die senpai-sama.” Heather cried. “No, I want babyes.” Joo Jin walked up to Carlisle and slapped him. “Call me daddi.” Carlisle nodded. “Ok daddi.” Joo Jin married Carlisle and they had 13,000 hoes around the castle. You know, for gardening you sicko. They loved to garden. They had sticks and abbles. “Mai sonnu.” A stick fell on the ground, useless. “SON! NO, HE’S MENTALLY RETARDED!” Carlisle never died. He was actually immortal. He annoyed Joo JIN until she committed suicide. “No, I want BB’S!” Carlisly went to France and his plane-sensei crashed. Teh endu.

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Obama’s Story

“Konnichiwa biches, I am Osama Bin Lade- I mean, Barack Obama. I HEARTU THE K POP! JOO JIN IS MY FAVORITU SENPAI. I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY KOKORO!” Joo Jin wlaked up in a red thong. “Ja, yo want some bb?” Obama fangirled. “JOO JIN, pls daddi, make me your princess.” Joo Jin brought in Osama Bin Laden. “Hello sexi boi.” Obama smirked, his cat ears twatched. “Yes daddy?” Osama brought out a little airplane. “I am going to put this airplane right into your Twin Towers and blow everything up, sunnu.” Obama kidnapped Joo Jin and the whole BTS GROUP. “NO THEY ARE ALL MY WIVES. DO WHAT YO WANT BUT PEOPLE WILL BE UPSET WHEN YOU PAFU PAFU WITH ME! I wannu be presidentu senpai.” Osama shot his missile up his butt. “I just destroyed Japan.” Obama’sd eyes twitch twatched. “You what?! NO, I NEED MAI WAIFUS!” Obama went on a tampon tantrum and called the police. “OSAMA BIN LADEN RAPED ME! HELP, HE BLEW UP MY TWIN TOWETRS AND JAPAN!” BTS and Joo all died. “NOOOO. MY HEARTU WILL NEVER GO ON.” Osama showed up in a red thoong. “Hey bb, want some fuk?” Obama smiled. “Heck yes.”

AND HEATHGHER sCREMED “FUK U KPOP IS KOREAN AND BTS IS ImoRTAL BICHES HAHA stOP UR RAcISTNESS”

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Walt Disney’s Story

“Bukkake!(look it up)” Mikey Mouse and his freunds ran up to Disney. “Lemme smash.” Minnie Moiuse spoke in he depp voice. “No, pls, I am creating a boobie- I mean movie about my faovrite K POP rgrop. BTS! I want to marry them bc they are my treu waifus. Thy are loyale to my bredding program. I wanna crete a species of K POP called vacaloid. They all will love me.” Mickey Mouse died. “No daddi, we’re Amerocan. Kornean is bad for tu salud.” Dinsey blanked out. “Lol, did you speak Spinach? I didn’t understand that.”

“Oh nu, Miku god jesus senpai, we’re too strong.” Len the sexi hot demon wolf beast said. Rin ran up and huggued Len. “Miku, haev a threesome with us.” Miku kissed Luka. “No, die.” Rin amd len did incest. “Wait no Luka, I wanted BB’s.” Luke was actually a man. “Ok bb, come here.” Luka stabbed miku and deactived everyone else. “Walt Dinsey is next.” Luke snuck into his room and murdered him. “Hai daddi, can I kill you?” Wa;t disney killed luka. “Try me sexi.” Walt Dinsye died by Luka poisoning.