ur-airheaded-lesbian

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Drunk butch trying to call their femme (who’s taking the picture) circa 2025

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

"feminine pronouns" can be any pronouns as long as they have a bow on like such

he🎀him

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

u hang out with me and for weeks afterward you find long stray hairs and glitter and makeup-stains everywhere in your house

its my femme loot

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

i'm in hell

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

sanitation workers i love you

janitors i love you

sewage technicians i love you

waste collectors i love you

sweepers i love you

i hope both sides of your pillows are cold and that your chargers always work, i hope your shoelaces are always the right length and your hair never gets stuck on doorknobs.

but most of all i hope you all get paid more

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

Terrible phone doodle because when inspiration strikes you gotta do what you gotta do

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

dyke up or die

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

it disturbs me that a significant number of people think that the issue with sexual violence, gendered violence, and misogyny is sexual desire rather than dehumanization, so they are relentlessly suspicious of others' (and their own) desires while simultaneously never at all interrogating others' (and their own) dehumanizing beliefs about other people, both within and outside of sexual contexts

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

How being a femme and genuinely not giving a single fuck about my body hair and bush feels like

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

job searching sites will make you answer questionnaires like

'A customer enters the store, how do you respond?

A. Greet them

B. Drown them in the deep fryer'

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

Marsha P Johnson with Snoopy

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

femme but in a malicious compliance way

you want me to perform femininity? you want a performance? i will GIVE YOU a performance.

i will give you drag, i will give you femininity so intense it nauseates you, i will give you femininity so powerful and proud it threatens you.

you want to force me into femininity to trap me? i will reclaim femininity and use it as my tool for my liberation

[ur-airheaded-lesbian]

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you