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usefulgiant · 10 years ago
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The Espada and their Aspects of Death
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usefulgiant · 10 years ago
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The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.
Marcel Pagnol (via wordsnquotes)
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usefulgiant · 10 years ago
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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.
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usefulgiant · 10 years ago
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by AxbyMag
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usefulgiant · 10 years ago
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the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
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usefulgiant · 10 years ago
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This debate has hit a downhill slope, and like every downhill slope it is negative, therefore you should vote negative.
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usefulgiant · 10 years ago
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The difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
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usefulgiant · 10 years ago
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#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers
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usefulgiant · 10 years ago
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"Why don’t you let people see your sketchbook?"
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usefulgiant · 10 years ago
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Russian computer: enter password
Me: beef stew
Russian computer: password not stroganoff
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usefulgiant · 10 years ago
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(21 pics) Fowl Language - Duck Who Tackles Everyday Life One Drawing At A Time
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usefulgiant · 10 years ago
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What do you call gelatinous drug filled sleeping devices?
Pill-o. 
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usefulgiant · 10 years ago
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usefulgiant · 10 years ago
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I wish I was a horse
Then maybe I’d have a stable relationship.
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usefulgiant · 11 years ago
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usefulgiant · 11 years ago
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I don’t need people to help me grow up. I drink milk.
Ruby Rose, Rwby (via asquareinverona)
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