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The Espada and their Aspects of Death
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The reason people find it so hard to be happy is that they always see the past better than it was, the present worse than it is, and the future less resolved than it will be.
Marcel Pagnol (via wordsnquotes)
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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.
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the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
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This debate has hit a downhill slope, and like every downhill slope it is negative, therefore you should vote negative.
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The difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
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#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers
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"Why don’t you let people see your sketchbook?"
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Russian computer: enter password
Me: beef stew
Russian computer: password not stroganoff
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(21 pics) Fowl Language - Duck Who Tackles Everyday Life One Drawing At A Time
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What do you call gelatinous drug filled sleeping devices?
Pill-o.
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I wish I was a horse
Then maybe I’d have a stable relationship.
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I don’t need people to help me grow up. I drink milk.
Ruby Rose, Rwby (via asquareinverona)
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