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Hey, here’s a fun headcanon for you that I was thinking about for some reason-

So, uh, Error. Regardless of multiverse or whatever. Even if it’s a version of him that just isn’t glitchy. Instead of snoring, he makes static noises. Because. Why not? I dunno why I was thinking about this, but, y’know. I was. So do what you want with this headcanon I guess.

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[texting each other]

Killer: JFJSKFJD

Nightmare: what was that?

Killer: a keysmash, it's kinda like "lol"

Nightmare: how do I do that?

Killer: just press anything

Nightmare: 7

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Stimming headcanons for AU skelies cause why not:

Papyrus: Finger and leg tapping mostly. Most of buns stims are physical but bun also tends to repeat sentences bun has read on books or that bun has heard others say.

Sans: Stars stims consist of everyday rituals such as getting up in the middle of the night to pace around the house, to the kitchen, stand there for a bit and then get back to bed.  

Carrot(us paps): Bun carries sum stimming toys like fidget spinners, or fidget cubes in buns pockets most of the time. Bun also quotes vines that reflect buns emotions atm.

Blueberry(us sans): Mostly chewing, hand flapping and finger tapping but sometimes star starts running around on stars tippy toes if star gets overwhelmed.

Edge(uf paps): Petting and rubbing fluffy objects. Doomfanger is a really good example- Every Papyrus with a scarf also tends to pull on it if stressed  

Gamer(uf sans): Repeating different videogame sounds depending on the situation. If mew is sad, star will make a damage or a game over sound. If star is happy, there will be a level up noise!

Comet(ot paps): Drawing on coloring books or making art in general. Bun likes a sense of order so imagine anything neat and monochromatic art from bun uwu

Galaxy(ot sans): Solving simple math problems and chewing on pens! 

Mutt(sf paps): Mimicking animal noises but in more of a cartoony way. If pup is gonna make a dog noise, pup will literally say ‘woof’ out loud. Pup also does the same thing as Blueberry and runs around.

Simp(sf sans): Rubbing on textured surfaces and staring at stuff breaking or being destroyed. I imagine soap cutting works on star.

Kitten(ht paps): Petting plushies. She has a lot of them and enjoys the soft texture :]

Blossom(ht sans): He enjoys solving math problems like Comet and also crunching dead leaves in his hands.

Storyswap Paps(which i dont have a nickname for yet): Slime usually works for bun! Bun likes anything squeezable so Squishes are also good! 

Storyswap Sans(same here): Stepping on leaves and hand flapping! If star had nails, star would also bite on them- 

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Headcanon timmmmeeeeee-

I’m. Not tagging this. Because I’m too tired to type out all of those tags. But, all. Haracters here, unless stated otherwise, do NOT belong to me, and belong to their rightful owners. With that out of the way, let’s get right into these wonderful headcanons.

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Dream and Nightmare don’t hold any grudges against each other(anymore), but they still fight and stuff because the rest of the Bad Sanses enjoy it. And because Ink’s a dumbass and would forget to not pick fights with Nightmare.

Nightmare and Dream usually just mildly inconvenience each other, (mostly Nightmare) but don’t do anything(usually) that would put the other in a life or death situation.

Even in a non-ship kind of relationship between Ink and Error, when the two aren’t fucking with each other, Ink will sometimes try to help Error with his fear of touch. Only sometimes, though, and only when Error isn’t angry at Ink for something. Which, is rare.

When/if Nightmare reverts to his ‘passive’ state, the rest of his gang sorta treats him like a child at first, but then Night proves he can still kill things, and they immediately stop. Likely because Nightmare was like “Hey keep that up and you’re next”.

And there’s gonna be more under the cut I just don’t want this post to be super duper long-

Dadmare. Just. Nightmare takes care of his gang like they’re children. If they’re sad, he tries to make them feel better. If they need to vent, he lets them. If they’re hurt, he takes care of their wounds. I think you get it.

Nightmare likes to bake. Like, just tandom shit. Cookies, cake, brownies, you name it, he can probably bake it.

Everybody Error cares about has a plushie that he made for them. Who all has a plushie, you ask? Well, that’s up to you.

Ink, despite being a bastard man that likes to annoy people, does try his hardest to remember people’s triggers and fears so that he doesn’t fuck up and bring up some trauma or make someone have a panic attack. And, if he forgets, he will apologize profusely because he very much so didn’t mean to.

Chara and Asriel like to have very, very odd conversations. Like stuff like “what is the meaning of life” “does the universe ever end” and so on. This makes Toriel and Asgore very concerned.

Geno is hella touch-starved.

Reaper is also hella touch-starved. But for more obvious reasons than Geno.

Killer is afraid of the dark, because he doesn’t want to look like a target, but, that’s all people will see of him in the dark. A glowing target.

The fandom can’t decide if Sans sleeps too much, or too little, so I’ve come up with a solution. The answer is both. Because that’s what Sans thinks. But it depends on the situation. If it would benefit him to be like “yeah I sleep a lot” then it’s like okay he sleeps to much. But if it would benefit him to be like “oh I don’t sleep” then he doesn’t sleep enough. I personally believe he doesn’t sleep enough though.

Geno and Reaper, even in a non-ship relationship, would probably hold hands, just so they could feel someone else’s touch. Y’know, ‘cause, due to Geno being stuck in the save screen, and Death killing pretty much everyone he touches, neither of them really feel another person’s touch. Ever.

Edge is only an asshole to his brother because he’s like “well I don’t want him to fucking DIE, and he’s fucking stupid so- if I’m mean to him then he’ll realize other people are probably worse” and so yeah. He thinks being a little shit will help his brother not die. And, he’s kinda right, I guess. I mean, Fell isn’t dead yet.

Fresh unironically says ‘owo’ and ‘uwu’.

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Okay this is all I’ve got but if y’all wanna- request some. I can think of more. I know I sound desperate, but, uh, it would be awesome if y’all could send some asks. I dunno I just like interacting with people ahahahugvjgvgffygfygfugug

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Y/N: hey fresh what if I ate cereal with water

Fresh: wait

Y/N: pours water in a bowl with cereal bag hovering over it, about to pour the cereal with a smug face

Fresh: wait no

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Killer, throwing water bottles and snacks at the Bad Sans Gang: “HYDRATE OR DIE-RATE FUCKERS-“

Dust, walking into the room, very confused: “What the hell?”

Horror, completely unfazed, and in a very monotone voice: “Killer’s trying to force us into loving ourselves and not making self-deprecating jokes by pretty much shoving love and appreciation down our throats.”

Killer: “I LOVE ALL OF YOU-“

Cross, already sobbing: “.... And it’s working..-“

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Hey, soooo.... This is important.

I’m about to get almost entirely cut off from any social media where you can talk to people, so I just thought I’d let y’all know where you can find me until things get mostly cleared up. But for right now, you can find me on Scratch.mit.edu as ‘teamfoxy89′. I mostly just make animations on there, and what I have there is vastly different from what I post here, but just in case any of you wanted to know, that’s where I’ll be. For now, I don’t know when I’ll be back here. But I’ll be back eventually. Hopefully some point this year before christmas. Becuase I have a lot of cool ideas for things to post here that I can’t put on Scratch. Anyways, bye guys, and… I’ll see you later, I guess.

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Um. The amount of time I’m on tumblr is going to be lowered now. A lot. Don’t ask why, please, just know that I won’t be as active as I usually am. And, I also have to get used to using tumblr on a laptop, and not on my phone. So… yeah. Just thought you guys might want to know that.

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Blueberry: SO WHAT DO WE SAY WHEN LIFE DISAPPOINTS US?

Sans: called it

Blueberry:

Blueberry: NO-

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Fresh, during a meeting: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Lust: Pregnancy tests are maybe babies

Red: Socks are feetie heaties

Killer: Forks are stabby grabbies

Sci: Defibrillators are heartie starties

Dust: Nightmares are dreamy screamies

Axe: Stamps are lickie stickies

Nightmare, annoyed: You are disappointments

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[@lover-of-skellies gave me the idea to do this and y'all should all go follow them.]

Horror leaves his room to go get food from the kitchen

Nightmare, who was also in the kitchen, noticing a mark on Horror's neck: "Hey, what's that?"

Horror: "Oh, um, uh- it's- it's a mosquito bite-"

Nightmare: "Uh-huh, sure."

Dust then comes walking into the kitchen: "Hey guys-"

Nightmare: "Good morning mosquito."

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[I've received permission from @lover-of-skellies to use their character here]

Lust: "If you accept your flaws, you'll feel better. It worked for me."

Nep: "You've accepted your flaws-?"

Lust: "No, I've accepted yours."

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Blueberry: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF

Sans: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake

[Later]

Sans: Ok Blue, you're officially the scariest cupcake I've ever seen, and I'm horrified

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Ink: "Error just doesn't seem interested."

US!Sans: "Have you tried, I dunno, maybe talking to him?"

Ink, trying to figure out what that means: ". . . . ."

Ink: "Have I w h a t -"

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Ink: Someone here has been possessed by an owl

Error: Who?

Ink: We don't kno- [look of horrified realization]

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How they act when they're tired

Literally no patience, threatens to cut your throat every 0.5 seconds, then proceeds to cry: Nightmare, Error, G, Red, Blueberry, Blackberry, Cross, Geno, Nep

Stares into the abyss, laughs at everything, questions life itself, and can't focus on anything: Dream, Axe, Dust, Killer, Asy, Sci, Sans Classic, Raspberry, Lust, Cosmic, Reaper, Fresh if he sleeps at all, Ink, Wine, Pestilence, Necro

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How they react when someone scares them

"SHIT! YOU SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME, FUCKING ASSHOLE, I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW" - Red, Killer, Blackberry

*holds laugh* "not funny..." - Dust

"Bastard!" *screaming inside* - Raspberry, Lust

*sighs* "don't do that" - Axe, Dream, Fresh

*laughs* "you tried, buddy" - Sans Classic, Ink, Nep, Reaper, Pestilence

"Fuck" *closes eyes* "stop" - Cross, Sci, Wine

"AH!" *hits your face* - Blueberry, Error, Asy, Geno, G

*angry sighs* - Nightmare, Necro