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my ideal post-despair empty rescue episode wouldn’t be complete without the ghostfacers “gay love can break through the veil of death and save the day” quote on the previously on. we need something to top the pizza man montage and i think that would do it

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@lazarrusrising we were saying

I'm afraid my fav type of destiel freak4freak isn't just the grace-kink, power outage, lite bdsm, incoherent Dean, but rather the overly described poetic evocative smut that's actually just very regular vanilla missionary if you take an objective step back. With like. Support pillows for the hips and creaking knees. Dean needing a hand back up from kneeling. Impala being too cramped. "I'm not 20 anymore". Jensen Dean handing Cas his chewed gum. Cas being horny for Dean for reasons that have nothing to do with how conventionally attractive he is. Just give me Destiel being intimate in a way that's concerning to the public

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less fanfiction is inherently bad and therefore shameful to joke about dante or shakespeare or any number of classic works being fanfiction due to their referential and intertextual nature and more damn isnt it crazy derivative and intertextual works have been like one of the major pillars of storytelling for millennia and now suddenly this is like illegal to do with modern works without a studio executive or lawyers or formal contracts and money exchanging hands and one of the few legally ignored ways to still do that is exclusively available to people writing mostly anonymously in specific communities for amateurs with highly specific community interests and norms and storytelling desires who can receive no money or great fame from this endeavor lest the lawyers come after you because this is also still not really legal anyways its genuinely fucked up you suddenly cant just write books about a bunch of characters created by other people less than 100 years ago and reinterpret and reengage with them in exciting new ways

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when I see an account with a Sam profile pic liking my destiel content. Yes, my guy, you GET it, finally someone who speaks English

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stay in school kids

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bonus: everyone is concerned about dean for different reasons

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If one of them isn't crying while doing the dirty what's even the point

Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together

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"Isn't that like trapping a hurricane with a butterfly net?" ↳ 5.03 - FREE TO BE YOU AND ME

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I'm afraid my fav type of destiel freak4freak isn't just the grace-kink, power outage, lite bdsm, incoherent Dean, but rather the overly described poetic evocative smut that's actually just very regular vanilla missionary if you take an objective step back. With like. Support pillows for the hips and creaking knees. Dean needing a hand back up from kneeling. Impala being too cramped. "I'm not 20 anymore". Jensen Dean handing Cas his chewed gum. Cas being horny for Dean for reasons that have nothing to do with how conventionally attractive he is. Just give me Destiel being intimate in a way that's concerning to the public

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This is what Claire sees when Cas gives her his phone because he's having old person's problems with it

She acts disgusted but she immediately sends her favorite picture to herself because she's absolutely not putting it in her wallet

deancas learn how to selfie 

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This was so good, freak4freak destiel my beloved

eye of the beholder

destiel, e, 15.2k words

Castiel learns that Dean is considered widely beautiful, but for reasons he doesn't quite understand. When he attempts to learn more, it doesn't go the way he planned. Dean does not take it well.

tags under cut. also tagging people who expressed interest in reading it from this post! (meaning people who like reblogged it and said something)

Background Saileen; Misunderstandings ;Miscommunication; Angel Castiel (Supernatural); Interspecies Relationship(s); Interspecies Awkwardness; Voyeurism; Voyeur Castiel (Supernatural); Body Image; Established Relationship; No Jack Kline; Dean Winchester Has Erectile Dysfunction; Premature Ejaculation; Top Castiel/Bottom Dean Winchester; Castiel's Idea of Beauty; Dean Winchester Has a Dad Bod; mild prostate milking

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Yeah, get loved.

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the spn sequel starts off w/ a “previously” recap montage and we see the confession scene again except this time dean says “i love you too” and  heaven!dean cuts in (looking into the camera) like. “wait, wait–hold on, that’s not–that’s not how i remember it–” and then we hear chuck chuckle (heh) like. “oh yeah. i cut that part out” and dean starts looking around for the source of the voice only for all of fake-over-saturated-heaven to fall away (maybe they’re just surrounded by nothing, y’know, like a big dark Empty place) and chuck’s standing there looking triumphant and smug as hell (because he won!) and just to rub salt in the wound he just smiles and says, “hello dean.” CUE TITLE CARD. 

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Supernatural season 16 that starts with a fast close up of heaving Sam who just had a That's So Raven vision

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Pals I need recommendations for shortish Destiel fics that are just filth after filth, it's been a terrible day.

Top Cas/bottom Dean or just general mayhem, under 50k, I need the worst freak4freak

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Closing destiel smut on the browser to search for the Countdown release in my country, what a pipeline

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This transition lmao

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was destiel ever a question of budget do you think. like if they doubled jensen ackles rate would he have been gay4pay on tv.