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What they don’t tell you about getting into bird watching is that once you get into it, you do not get to decide when you bird watch. You can be on the beach of some distant tropical country with nothing planned except relaxing. But then you see a Common Fluttering Nut Buster and you’re like fuckkkkkkkk holy shit guys the Common Fluttering Nut Buster is not supposed to life this far west holy shitttttttttt

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Friendly reminder that you should

Write that fic

Draw your OC

Redesign that blorbo

Plan that comic how you want

Create the content you want to see

Be cringe

Be free

The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???!!! 😭😭😭

Why the official page post this though

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Imagine this mother fucker running at you full force

AAAAAHH AAAHHH AH-

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2020 Donatello is out, whimsy introvert Donnie is in✨

(Feel free to use as pfp or whatever you want)

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HELP IM DYING WHAT IS THIS? 😭 (obviously not hate to the artist I genuinely love this video lmao)

feeding connor 🥣

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MOOTSS??:D

YUH!

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY LEO AT BASS PRO SHOP IS A THING??? 😭😭😭

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If I’m going to the bathroom I’m either crying or actually using the bathroom. It’s a 50/50 chance

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Help there’s so many things I want to do but none of the energy to do it

WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYAAA

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I'm replaying the game and there's such a neat little detail I haven't noticed before - all three characters have a chance to look into mirror in their introductory chapters - prior deviancy.

Kara and Markus don't react.

But!

Connor does.

Vain little motherfucker (affectionate).

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When someone asks to borrow your earbuds that you know have your dirty ass earwax all over them

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Please welcome the new member of the family! This is my second son, Sobble. He’s a wonderful bright baby boy and I love him with all my heart 🩵 #proud mom #boy mom ❤️

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Freedom

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A LOT of new new writers need to hear this

if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.

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Person: So why’d you start working out?

Me: oh no reason, just good for you I guess

This bitch-

(I want to look like this sweaty man so bad-)

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When I work out I listen to animal jam music