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vampy4president · 8 days

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Chat PLS it feels like everyday that passes my bsf becomes MENTALLY worse. Y'all saw Joe bidens skibidi toilet art and now you gyatt to see this.

This made me tremble violently (my puthay shaking) <- REFERENCE ISTG REFR AAJHHHHGUUH save me (MCR ref)) WHAT IS THAT,, im genuine scared of her she needs a new therapist

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vampy4president · 13 days

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Bru wdym by “ripe fertile age” ☠️🙏

#new hampshire kinda goofy

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vampy4president · 21 days

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vampy4president · 2 months

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“Who would win in an oiled up twerk off? Joe Biden or Donald Trump”

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vampy4president · 2 months

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RUPUAL FOR PRESIDENT

#🇺🇸#rupaul #rupal for president 2024

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vampy4president · 3 months

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ALSO AINT NO WAY BIDEN IS 81 I DIDNT THINK HE WAS THAT OLD

I LIKE GENUINELY THOUGHT HE WAS IN HIS LATE SEVENTIES AND JUST AGED KINDA POORLY 😭😭😭

#🇺🇸#anyways at least bro is a ‘healthy individual who is still able to work’#how is that British dude doing #I haven’t heard of him in a long time #give me a sec i gotta go read the news

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vampy4president · 3 months

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I don’t give a fuck about Barron Trump TikTok gtfo

#he’s built like what #fucking slenderman or some shit bro #😭😭😭😭😭#ain’t no one give a fuck about the trump family

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vampy4president · 3 months

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Charles getting cancer is actually comical to me.

Imagine the only purpose you have in this life, the only reason you were born is to be king. That’s it, that’s all you have. IS TO BE KING. You were told from childhood that you one day would rule England after your mother. So you wait and wait. You wait for 59 YEARS. Because your 96 year old mother hasn’t carked it yet. THEN she finally kicks the bucket, you’re finally king at 73 years old. Congratulations. Your life purpose has finally happened. But not even two years in ASS CANCER beats you. What a life huh?

It’s a our princess coming through for the win.