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[jupiter-math]

Its just occurred to me that I've been assuming for the past year or so that "rizzler" is a portmanteau of "rizz" and "onceler"

[nadiajustbe]

Prople who ship bartnat 🤝 people who don't ship bartnat 🤝 Johnatan Stroud for some reason apparently

"lmao I think Bartimaeus and Nathaniel should kiss somewhere in postcanon eventually because they'd be so fucking insufferable it's hilarious"

[gemgdynamxght]

he truly is a self destructive monster; the purest form of magic itself.

the kings cursed creature - Arthur’s weapon of mass destruction.

a slave to servitude. a believer of faith. a curse in blessings.

and Arthur was his id. the only god he’d ever worship.

the man that built his world - brick by brick. the man he would kneel to until every candle stopped burning, until the sun stopped setting, until the earth’s heart stopped beating. the man he would serve forevermore.

he’d turn against all he’d ever known. he’d befall a million armies of men. he’d let the sun burst, furious and flaming - sending scorching meteors down from the heavens to evoke a punishment of dreary darkness among those who sought to harm his king; his love.

doomed. they all would be — but not him… no.

he’d thrive in arthur’s light in the dead of night. he’d flourish like a flower at the whisper of his voice. he’d blossom with Arthur’s spring smile - soft, warm and fulfilling.

it was rejuvenation in the face of the sun; his sun. His sun, his world, his universe - his pivot of orbiting.

Arthur was his everything.

[rohirric-hunter]

Subway really shot themselves in the foot with all the marketing they pushed for the Five Dollar Footlong way back in the day because it worked so well. The concept of a Five Dollar Footlong is so worked into my psyche even as an adult. I still remember the stupid jingle. So now every time they try to advertise the footlong the only thought in my head is, "Not five dollars, though, is it, Subway?" I saw an ad the other day for a $6.99 footlong and like objectively speaking that's not a bad price for the amount of food in a footlong sandwich, already prepped, reasonably healthy, and ready to go. But it's not five dollars, though, is it? It's less that I can get a sandwich for at any of the other sandwich shops in the area, and a bigger sandwich. But! It's not five dollars, though, is it?

Edit: It was a good run but Americam bread is the best bread in the world and I won't have you incels demeaning it on my post

[voltaical-art]

world's prettiest man

[scriblesandbits]

They had a nice long conversation about everything once the game was over trust me

[schcherazades]

no asoiaf posting i do will ever beat lebanese people hanging banners over highways asking god to protect jon snow when s8 premiered

“ the people of beirut support jon snow against his battle with the white walkers” “jon snow….may allah protect you” like this is so funny i love my ppl

[triona-tribblescore]

okay so they may have a minor chokehold on me at the minute-

[slavictwinkjesus]

“jayce will understand” 😭😭😭

[puppiesareperfect]

It’s honestly good Phineas and Ferb is perpetually set in the 2000s (or at least very early 2010s) because I just KNOW Phineas would have one of those goofy pet accounts for Perry where he pretends the pet is writing the captions. Phineas can never have access to social media, it would be agent P’s downfall…corny pet influencer culture would be his downfall

[aulerean]

postmaster pearl and her *ahem* postmaster pigeons

[breadheaddoodles]

I love making things in Not MS Paint™

Edit: GUYS I FORGOT THE BLUE THING ON ZOOBLE'S CHEST I'M SO SORRY TTOTT

[sillygoofyqueer]

HEAR ME OUT!!! What about, right, an AU where the main MXTX couples are somehow dropped into modern times (or...transmigrated back, in Shen Yuan's case), but they're still obviously from historical times. Instead of panicking or getting concerned like everyone else, Shen Yuan immediately finds the nearest, biggest cosplay convention and drags them all there so he can show off their awesome "costumes" (a win is a win, no matter the specifics). Cut to the couples strolling through the con, with Luo Binghe looking out of his depth, Xie Lian questioning everything and Hua Cheng hating that he doesn't have the answers for once, Lan Wangji the picture of serenity despite everything, Wei Wuxian looking like he literally belongs there, and Shen Yuan. Literally the picture of smugness. Everyone gawking and him being like "Oh hell yeah. Take a wild look at us guys."

[irrevocablecondition]

one thing i get asked a lot irl as a trans person - oftentimes the only trans person somebody knows - is "how do you feel about trans people in sports?"

and it's like. idk,,, not to be the too woke friend you all giggle at but actually i think the biggest issue with sports is that professional mainstream athletes get paid so much whilst our nhs crumbles because of poor wages and i think that eat the rich includes your favourite footie player who gets paid more than every vital service because they kick a ball around... idk tho.

[lady-a-stuff]

Thinking about the fact that Kaz was driving everyone insane because of moods cause Inej was taken and he needed her back meanwhile she was screaming and believing that he wouldn't come for her, that he only cared about her if she had any use for him