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Bad book ideas

A man who exists in 5 dimensions (3 space, 2 time) (basically can go forward and backward through time and to different timelines) Who gets hunted down by eldritch gods, and basically becomes their pet/mediator of some great pantheon type eldritch family.

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Eehhhhh, fuck it. Someone is gonna love them. Besides, are you any different?

The new snapshot seems SO fun. But uhm. Uhm. There is an aspect I'm worried about.

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The new snapshot seems SO fun. But uhm. Uhm. There is an aspect I'm worried about.

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I've been thinking about this image

Ok, so. This says live and work. Meaning there should be more time were we're not working and just in retirement. And I found it.

So, let's say the average person starts working at 15 and retires at 65. This is then 50 years of working. Then let's say that person will die at about 90(yes, people can die earlier but just go with it). That means that for 40 years, your aren't working.

Using this 4/9 and 5/9. I I then divided the 120 up there by 5(to the people who don't know why(this is tumblr, you are stupid) people work for 5/9 of their life. And as 120 is the years working. We divide it by 5) and got 24. Meaning that we then multiply 24 by 4 to find the years you don't spend working. Which is 96. Removing 15 as people will likely start working at the same age. This means we will live for 81 years after retiring. All in all this says in 10 years humans will live to 216

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We all know how in the past Greek underworld gods weren't mentioned by name because it might grab their attention?

What if Hades was originally the name for underworld but in a way to avoid saying his name people started calling him the underworld itself, as he is the king of it.

This is one of the many theories i have.

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Big ass witchy hat

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Ah yes, i be steeling her up good.

stealing up her refrigerator

old one incoming.

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Americans proclaim their politics so much that the rest of the world knows their politics whether they want to or not

just got hold of fonts. you can no longer stop me.

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egg

roasted

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As an author, i feel that making fun of your audience is a must.

example, "This grabbed nearly everyone’s attention. Of course it would, though of course you’d never feel this kind of attention focused on you."

or, "the faint moonlight eventuated the rough edges of his face, though for you it would be nice, smooth and round skin, rather than his tough jagged skin."

tell me this isn't peak writing

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Back at it again.

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just don't

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why did the last few generations have so many damn kids?

like bro infant mortality was at an all time low even then. stop shooting them out like your gonna lose most of them.

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YES

magical girls are real, and you have been chosen by a magical creature to become one. The only problem is your a full grown man with 2 kids and a wife.

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galactic bean

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the dragon watches