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Can you guys guess who my favorite characters are can you can you
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without girl tummy we would be nothing. without girl tummy we would be sooo fucked.
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My mom just said she thinks men are going crazy nowadays bc they have less gay sex now than they did in ancient times lool. She said she has a feeling it used to just be something guys did n moved on n now it’s a big deal for no reason. And I’m listening along like girl tumblr would love you
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fat waists are slutty grabbable waists too if you aren't a fucking coward
#my man is BROAD#like when we were in hs they tried to recruit him everyday for fb broad#6’4#and BROADFDFFF#MAKES ME BSRK WOWOSJJSNS
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anyone else feel like they’re playing pretend with this adult shit? i simultaneously feel like a teenager wearing heels to school and an eighty year old woman who can’t accept that she’s not young anymore, like wtf is this limbo, where do i go from here
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This, from the man that 15 years ago I'd have said was one of the greatest threats to our republic. When you've lost Darth Cheney....
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four episodes into GOT and here are my very early thoughts:
- love ned, love arya, love jon, love bran, LOVE daenerys. not sure how i feel on a personal level about tyrion but i like him as a character if that makes sense?
- jaime and cersei are really fucking irritating i hate their screen time cersei is the most boy mom to ever boy mom ever and i hate that
- i hate that snivelling ugly stupid bastard little fucking prince joffrey SO much
- i HATE viserys and i hope when daenerys eventually gets the dragons that i know she’ll get she burns him to a fucking crisp
- the starks mother (cat?) is cool and all and i appreciate that she loves her kids but jon deserves to give her a punt around the fucking face for the way she treats him as if it’s his fault he’s a bastard
- daenerys and that one dothraki girl should kiss on the mouth and ride into the sunset
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"You ship Jegulus because you HATE Lily Evans!"
Au Contraire,
I ship Jegulus because I want Lily Evans all to myself.
#jegulus#or bc Marylily or literally any ship with her in it is great#Lily lover#marauders#james potter#regulus black#lily evans
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we absolutely do not talk enough about sirius’s comfort with dark magic and how this might affect the way he uses magic as a whole. he grows up in a house and family steeped in it. dark magic would be normalised as something part of every day life. it’s not scary or forbidden, and perhaps not inherently bad. think about how unfazed he is with the dark objects unearthed in grimmauld place - the curses are just a nuisance, something which might have held some logical purpose in a particular way of life, but are annoying in this context to deal with. sirius doesn’t see all dark magic as always inherently bad - he’s more concerned with the people and purposes behind it. I am so so fascinated with how an already morally grey character with a lot of power and a deep familiarity with dark magic would act under pressure. in a war, when he’s trying to protect people, when he’s tormented by trauma. if he knows how to do magic other people don’t and is comfortable doing that magic then what magic does he actually do. how is it wound into who he is and how blurred do the lines become
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