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murderbot stuff i keep forgetting to post<3 guest starring tellus because im obsessed with its design

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undergoing a process of embiggening

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issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

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Sweet cat snake 😍

It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.

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heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

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Spouse decided to drive down to VA with me (which means being trapped in the car for 3 hours 1 way). I decided to use this time to introduce him to Murderbot.

We finished the first novella and are halfway through the second. He had many questions but I’m surprised he actually listened to it. (I guess you really have no choice if that’s the only thing playing for 3 hours in a confined space, right?) He has not caught on to using non-binary pronouns of MB, and I’m unsure if he every will, but I shall be gentle about corrections for a while since this is a series I hold dear.

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look me in the eyes. you are aware some asexual people have sex, right. you are aware some asexuals aren’t sex repulsed. you do not need to baby asexuals and act like the slightest mention of anything sexual will cause them to die of a heart attack 

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“I want what she’s on.” The spectrum??

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me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

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i’m p sure i’ve posted this before, but it’s still funny

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murderbot shitposting

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Me watching tv: it’s what murderbot would have wanted

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What if I started posting exclusively in italics, thereby inducing you to read it in a soft gentle inside voice JUMPSCARE JUMPSCARE 1000 DEVILS NIGHTMARES FOREVER

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What’s your group chat called

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I love when the art is true to real life but super cute too

Like clockwork

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watching a movie at home circa like, 2001 was like

put your TV on channel 2 so the VCR will work

open up the clamp shell case that held the VHS that has that satisfying crrlikkkkkk

put in the movie

gdi it has to be rewound

press STOP and then rewind because its so much faster that way

start the movie and it takes a few seconds for the movie to actually start cause you rewound to the VERY beginning

FBI will get you if you illegally distribute or exhibit this movie

and then. because you forgot that movies are always so much louder than TV

COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD

QUICK LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME LOWER THE VOLUME OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay crisis averted.

although. these ads are kind of quiet. a little hard to hear.....

better turn up the volume...

THX