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"Does anyone else find this day just a bit difficult? I'm getting this sort of banging in my head"

"Yeah, I think that's Hitler in the cupboard"

"That's not helping"

FUCKING CACKLINF BRO 😭😭😭😭

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Heheheheheheheheh.........

"House we need to cure this patient."

"Did you try the medicine drug?"

"I did try the medicine drug."

"Only stupid people try the medicine drug. You are stupid."

"I tried the stupid drug."

"You are a black man."

"This vexes me."

"I have blood dripping from my nose that is dripping."

"That's bad!"

"I also was bitten by a mouse due to my poor hygiene."

"You need hygiene drug. Also, I have not spoken in a while."

"No, hygiene drug will kill the patient. He needs mouse bites to live."

"I forbid this!"

"Don't care. More mouse bites!"

"I feel better, no more nose blood, thank you doctor."

"I am very smart."

"I too am in this episode."

what 😭

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reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

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Gay 🫵

Hi Nova

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Cw: f slur (used by people that can reclaim it)

This is our school/friend group discord server. This is how chaotic it can get

(@starlightlovesspace)

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I hope both sides of your pillow are uncomfortably warm.

BRO WHAT 😭😭😭😭 hello???? What did I do

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"Oh you guys aren't a good duo!11!!1!1!!" Literally us:

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I'M SO INTELLIGENT

Who do you think I am, then?

The other parent to our poly kids /silly

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Who do you think I am, then?

The other parent to our poly kids /silly

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I want you back, ngl

May I know who you are

i have my guess but

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I miss you so bad

Who is this

Whart

In what way

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If one of your exes that didn't treat you poorly asked to get back together, what would you do?

Hypothetical speaking

Well depends on why you're exes but personally I never have good relationships w/ them, even if I was treated good

But if you say you were nicely treated then go ahead, just watch for red flags and issues

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I'm shocked the stalker hasn't messaged me for a while

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HELLO THERE????

Because you're too silly for meeee

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

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I want to start my own tag game of random questions. These are just random questions that I thought would be fun to answer !! I’ll start :p

1.) If you had to pick between only watching movies or tv shows the rest of your life, which would you pick? Why?

Movies!! I’ve never been a big tv show gal, and I grew up in a “movie family.”

2.) If you were a chip flavor, what flavor would you be?

I think I’d be cheddar sour cream. A cheese option is a classic, but the sour cream part adds some uniqueness to it.

3.) What’s the best way (in your opinion) to eat a sloppy Joe?

I’m a menace when I comes to this. I eat top bun, then I eat the meat with a fork, and then the bottom bun.

4.) In what physical place do you feel the most at peace?

I think, my local public library. I’ve only ever had good experiences there, and it’s quiet :)

5.) You or someone you know is now a proud owner of an orange cat. If said cat was a boy what would you name it? What about a girl?

If it was a boy I’d name him Rigby or Frodo. If it was a girl, I would most likely name her Cake.

6.) What is your drink of choice after a big meal?

Water. Always.

7.) Would you eradicate the penny? Why?

I would eradicate the penny, if we stuck to prices where “exact” change is not longer needed.

8.) What is your favorite wacky color combo?

I’d have to say purple and green, or purple and orange.

9.) What is your “guilty pleasure” feel good song?

“Unwritten” by Natasha Bedingfield

10.) When you play tic tac toe, which spot do you pick first?

Top right corner :)

Tags !!: @graceofgondor @chameleon3 @the-words-forever-unwritten @yawping-poets-society @waywardstarz @chardalton @itsadeadpoet @goodnightbirdy + anyone who wants to join <3

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 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

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Get to know the blogger

Thanks for the tag @faggylittleleatherboy

1. Three ships I like: jegulus (marauders), anderperry (dead poets society), narlie (heartstopper)

2. First ship ever: idk, probably Rapunzel and Flynn Rider

3. Last song you listened to: Kill For You - Gigi Perez

4. Fav childhood book: The Magic Faraway Tree - Enid Blyton

5. Currently reading: The King's Men - Nora Sakavic

6. Currently watching: Greys Anatomy

7. Currently craving: Dominoes pizza

8. Currently consuming: just had some water

9. Pets: I'm not allowed pets where I live, but I have a cat back home

npt @zsrntyouil @mairon-goth-minion @mushroom-enby @wishiwereheather13 @overthemoons7 @equippedtolove @andytheoverthinker @woefulstar @cbartonscoffee + anyone else