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Y/n: Congratulations, you three have won gold, silver, and bronze in the morons’ Olympics.

Wednesday:

Thing:

Enid: who won gold?

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Y/n: This is a very bad idea.

Wednesday: I would have thought you liked bad ideas.

Y/n: Only when they are mine.

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Y/n: (covered in blood)

Wednesday: You never looked more beautiful, Y/n

Y/n: Someone just tried to kill you, Wednesday

Wednesday: Irrelevant..

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Wednesday in line at a coffee shop: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with, um, 7 espresso shots please.

Y/n behind her: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine

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Yoko, pointing at Wednesday: You do see the red flags, right?

Y/n: Yeah, but I love a good project.

Yoko:…

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Y/n: when we first met you, we thought you were weird and annoying.

Xavier:

Tyler:

Enid:

Wednesday:

Bianca:

Yoko:

Xavier: and?

Y/n: and you are.

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Wednesday: I can’t believe I agreed to this.

Y/n: This was your idea.

Wednesday: I can’t believe you agreed to this.

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Wednesday: Something’s off.

Y/n: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Wednesday: No, but that’s funny.

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Y/n: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Wednesday: Mine just says “Wednesday, no.”

Y/n: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Wednesday: This date is boring!

Y/n: This isn't a date, I said I was going to the store

Wednesday: Then why did you invite me?

Y/n: I didn't, I specifically said “don't come with me” then you said, “fuck you Y/n I'll do whatever I want!”

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Y/n: Are we fighting or flirting?

Wednesday: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Y/n: Your point?

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Enid: Next question. You’re into Y/n.

Wednesday: That’s not a question.

Enid: So you agree, it’s a fact.

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Y/n, whispering: you know I love you, right?

Wednesday: why are we whispering?

Y/n: so Bianca thinks we're conspiring against her

Wednesday: oooh

Bianca: what are they talking about?

Enid, having heard everything: murder

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Bianca: Don't worry, no one else is going to ask Wednesday out. You have all the time you need.

Y/n: How do you know?

Bianca: Because Wednesday is terrifying.

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Y/n: Hey Wednesday, did you hurt yourself falling from heaven?

Wednesday: No, but I scraped my knee coming up from hell

Y/n: … That explains why you're so hot

Wednesday: *smiles with a little blush*

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Wednesday: *after meeting Y/n for the first time* I have one rule: don’t touch me.

Y/n: *immediately grabs Wednesday’s hand and holds it*

Wednesday: …

Wednesday: I have no rules-

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Y/n: Two years ago, I married my best friend

Y/n: Wednesday & Ajax weren't too happy about it, but Enid and I thought it was hilarious