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Cardan on the carriage ride to the palace right after he emerged from the snake:

Carden: Why do people keep trying to put a blanket on me? Jude: Because you're in shock Carden: That doesn't mean I need a blanket, it means I need booze

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Valerian: May your hands always be stained with blood. Jude: The joke's on you. I'd love that.

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Some fae from a low court:

Step aside, Cardan, you little munchkin with major issues and a cute tail. I want YOUR wife to marry ME. She can chain me to a dog leash or even slit my throat, idc.

I AM YOURS, JUDE DUARTE. JUST TAKE ME, TAKE ME PLEASE.

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This is absolutely the CUTEST

athena realises odysseus had never seen his son in song 38

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Very well said, I feel like these days, we can benefit a lot by just taking a long deep breath and doing our own thing in our own little fandom space.

This is a slow fandom zone

None of that "Oh no they bomb-dropped all the episodes in a week 1 month ago, I'm late!" "The tag hasn't been active all week is the fandom dead?" "I only got a hundred shares the first hour no one cares about my art"

Slow down

Take a deep breath and slow down

Fandom is YOU. And me and everyone. If we doodle stick figures for a show that ended 30 years ago we aren't "late" or "doing too little", we're playing dolls in our own time and having fun with works of art that mean a lot to us

You can literally watch and engage with something that aired in 2004 as if it aired yesterday

If the tag hasn't been active for 14 months guess what? If YOU post there, it isn't dead. Literally you can talk about anything you want whenever you want there is no weird law against watching things that people aren't actively talk about

Let's be deranged about stories together

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He's so silly, I'm gonna test drugs on him

Telemachus rat edition.

The little rat.

Hes so silly. I'm going to eat him.

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They look so cheeky!!!

Some doodles of Jude and Cardan

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The dragon prince stage play 👀👀

lol Aaron XD

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"he looks at me. I look at him. He looks at me and I look at him"

Ok but wouldnt it be really funny

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This made the au EXPONENTIALLY better

Adapted from this text post by @the-delta-42

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When I first started tfota, I never thought I could relate with Jude because she was strong and cunning where I was not, but when I look at my brother I can see I'm more like her than I realized. As a big sister, I relate to Jude. Because for my oak I would plot and scheme and lie and kill.

I would shoulder the burden of the crown so that my oak can get even a few years to be the carefree child I could never be.

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I don't have anything funny to say, but this is actually so important. People need to understand that fanfics are literally free and made by other people who are doing it FOR FREE, if you don't like a fic just close the tab?? Go back and find a new fics??? Not everyone likes the same things and that's completely okay??

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

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This is absolutely adorable and absolutely cannon

Headcannon

When Percy proposed to Annabeth, the camp erupted into cheers as she started crying. The dryads, however, didn't understand what was going on. They stared in confusion as the rest of the camp cheered. After everyone had calmed down enough, he called "And for those who don't know what just happened!" Percy pulled an apple out of his pocket and tossed it to Annabeth, and the cheers started all over again, this time with the dryads.

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The reblog map makes me feel so comforted ♡

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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The entire crew: WE KNOW!!!!

polites: look! a half-full glass!

eurylochus: its not a half-full glass. its just a glass with water inside.

odysseus: penelope used to drink water...

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Telophase my beloved

ONG ODYSSEY TELEMACHUS WAS SO GIRLBOSS-

SPEAK YO TRUTH KINGGGGGGG 🗣️🗣️🗣️