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Hi, so we understand that ya'll have been through a lot these past few years but we were wondering if ther e were any updates on season 4? is it still happening?
Heya, it is definitely happening, it's all recorded, we just need to get it into a releasable shape, and everything wants to get in the way
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Hey, I was wondering what the music is playing at the end of s1 eps 6 and 7, during the automnicon segment. It’s so good
Thank you so much! That's our resident composer Hedley Knights :) we've been toying with the idea of releasing them
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Did You Know? While Canorus III’s native species Iratus Tincidunt may appear at first glance to be a piano, due to their sharp teeth and irritable nature attempting to play one inevitably results in a loss of digits (or tentacles, depending on species)
#the more you know#the more you don't know#piano mimic#mimic#we fix space junk#these facts are all totally canon#they're by me beth crane so therefore they are canon#somewhere someone is bemoaning the fact they tried to play an alien piano and now has no fingers
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You Are Legally Required to Protect Our Investment In You. Automnicon. We Own You.
#we fix space junk#audio fiction#audio drama#podcast#scifi#space#automnicon#audiodrama#wfsj#motivational#fauxmotivational#vaguely threatening#explicitly threatening#season 4 is coming i promise#in the mean time have a threatening poster#man season 4 is sounding good#i was listening to drafts and boy oh boy#hedley is an aural genius#beth is the one writing this its not just some kind of weird self promo
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Did You Know? While the coffee-like beverage sold on Brination iii has a caffeinating effect on native beings, it has an aggressively soporific effect on all other carbon-based life forms. Because of this, their fuelling station has some of the worst reviews in the galaxy.
#we fix space junk#audio fiction#audio drama#podcast#automnicon#space#scifi#audiodrama#wfsj#did you know#untrue facts#caffeine#anti-caffeine#is this about adhd you tell me
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Reflect the light of Automnicon. We will tell you if and when to shine.
Automnicon. We Own You.
#we fix space junk#audio fiction#audio drama#podcast#automnicon#scifi#space#audiodrama#wfsj#motivational#inspirational#motivating quotes#inspiring words#inspirational quotes
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Follow Our Rules And You Will In All Likelihood Make It Out Alive*.
*survival not guaranteed. Automnicon reserve the right to withdraw living rights at any time.
#we fix space junk#audio fiction#audio drama#podcast#automnicon#small print#read the fine print#always read the fine print#automnicon: we own you#antimotivational posting
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Everything may be against you, but we are on your side*. *this is not a binding statement. Automnicon reserves the right to remove both emotional support and oxygen supply without notice.
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Did You Know? The moo of the Ultrahyponical Cow of Targon Seven is so loud and at such a low frequency that it disrupts the communications of passing spaceships throughout the Targon system.
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Beauty Is All Around You. Do Not Allow It To Distract You From Your Work.
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Did You Know? Due to the extreme high-gravity atmosphere of their home planet, travelling Graviboid Squinks frequently find themselves floating away when not tethered down.
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Sometimes you have to wade through blood to achieve your goals. Sometimes it will be your own. Bleed for us and for your future.
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New Year, New You. Do not resist as the old you is swept away, discarded like the worthless, fleshy husk it is. Automnicon. We Own You.
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Did You Know? The Crytalian Armadillo, once hunted almost to extinction, has evolved a unique set of vocal cords allowing it to paralyse and dispatch would-be poachers with a single cry.
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It’s here! Our Hanukkah Special is finally here! If you’re a Patron, it’ll be popping up in your feed (patreon.com/battlebirdprod) and if you want to buy an individual episode, you can visit our GumRoad store at gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk! This episode features the wonderful Caroline Mincks, who also consulted on the script along with Rachel Smith!
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When Kilner and Samantha are sent to a remote, virtually-abandoned outpost to fix a blown gina gasket, they find a little more than they bargained for... Featuring peril, running and a misbehaving arc welder. Our Halloween special is out now! Available free to all of our Patrons and available for purchase in our Gumroad store!
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Amazing 😍

relistening to @wefixspacejunk and i just love Samantha and Kilner’s first few interactions xD snobby rich socialite meets jaded by her debts repairwoman my beloved <3
#wfsj#we fix space junk#wfsj fanart#automnicon: we own you :)#kilner#samantha trapp#fanart#podcast recommendation#audiodrama#audio fiction
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