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Hey there all you cool cats and kittens! I guess states rights only matter when it comes to controlling a woman's body, and protests are only bad if its a black man at a football game. I hope all the dingle heads out there protesting in close proximity without masks face the same ironic illness Rand Paul did. I also hope you pull a Boris Johnson and recover though, because no one deserves to die. Except for maybe like, John Wayne Gacy. Yeah I feel pretty good about saying he definitely deserved death.

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How do you delete someone else's state? Asking for humanities sake. Full video at the link below.

https://youtu.be/56O-4HPExew

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All quarantine and no play makes Patrick a productive boy. 

I'm going to be posting videos related to current news/politics every few days as an attempt to shutter out the voices in my head. Its not the company that I mind. Its the fact they don't speak English. And I don't mean that in, like, a racist way. I'm pretty sure its not even human. I've tried to recreate the sounds they make with my own mouth, but I end up bleeding from every pore on my body every time I make an attempt. 

I'd encourage you to check it out. I know you literally have nowhere to be. 

https://youtu.be/9fO0-oEqPP0

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History is fucking boring, politics are dumb and I don't respect them, and no video on the internet will ever be as funny as when Mike Myers had a stroke after Kanye West decided to try a bit of improv on live television during a charity event for those effected by Hurricane Katrina. These are THREE facts I have accepted, yet I will attempt to defy. Steven Spielberg. Christopher Nolan. John Lithgow. These are THREE titans amongst men who have pushed the boundaries of our imaginations for decades, perhaps even centuries. I'm not really quite sure how old John Lithgow is... "John Lithgow" sounds like an old lords name. I can very easily picture a jester shouting out in a cockney accent "and now PRESENTING JOHN OF LITHGOW!" 

And just as these men expanded the very definition of entertainment, I have expanded how far you can move away from what the main point of this post is supposed to be. 21 minutes is a long time. Thats like watching an episode of Golden Girls without any commercial breaks. But I ask of you to just take a second, pause the god damn boob tube, and go ahead and give this video a look. I had no idea what the fuck I was going to do with this footage after sitting in a pooping position in front of a green screen for a few hours, but I think the final product turned out pretty gosh darn decent. I'm looking forward to essentially shit posting my way through history more in the future, and I'm also looking forward to the fact that Sam Raimi's Spiderman got a shot out in the new "Morbius" trailer. Seriously go check it out. The Raimi suit from Spiderman PS4 is used as graffiti in the trailer. Also, why do people keep hiring Jared Leto? I love The Kill as much as the next emo kid but isn't this dude as a sexual predator? Side note for any Hollywood executives that might be reading - I currently am sitting on a 120 page script about a Xenamorph journalist named "Ronan Scarrow" who takes down a Predator executive from the film "Predator". 

In conclusion, Blanche and Sophia will still be on your TEVO at the end of this video. Theres a link to it in my bio. Investors email me about "Aliens VS (How To Catch A) Predator" @ hillaryclinton@cometpingpong.com 

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Matt Gaetz looks like this Philadelphia area child molester. 

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me drinking water at 3am

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MFW I accidentally see ProJared's dick while scrolling through a comment thread

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I’ve just put out a video regarding the nonsense that is currently the United States government. If politics isn’t necessarily your thing, I’d say you should check this out anyways. I try to make the boring stuff not boring. Also - ripped Jar Jar is in it so there is always the spank bank material. 

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Tummy time is very important for growing boys. Catch the new episode of Happy Hour here: https://youtu.be/-klJi39lXj8

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Happy Hour W/Brie Mattson of D-Railed, Luke Cook of Sabrina, and Ground Beef Boy.

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Liberal snowflakes can call it whatever they want - but being too stupid to be guilty is still technically innocent!

If ya laughed or learned something - leave a friendly comment. If you didn't - leave a friendly comment anyways. My dad owns youtube and he'll ban you if you don't.

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I’m not saying that Ted Cruz is a lizard from another dimension - actually wait thats exactly what I’m saying.

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If I were a shitty soundcloud rapper - this would be my album cover. Watch out Joji, someone is boutta out pussy your ass.

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Tumblr is good for politics, right?

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Ya like “American Vandal”? Ya like drunken idiots? Ya like Beefman & Tacoboy? Well than boy oh boy is this the show for you! Chiggity check out the first episode of “Happy Hour W/Patrick Weir” featuring Sean Carrigan of American Vandal. 

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