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Deadpool: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Logan speed-run the five stages of grief as he realises that he still wants to fuck me.

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some battinson headcanons cause i still think about him almost a year later but 60% is actually just me projecting onto him

is autistic (obviously), but also has adhd

he also deals with intrusive thoughts, it's why his no-kill-policy is so important to him

loves video games, obscure internet lore and horror - especially analog horror and found footage

his favourite games are project deepweb, he solved it in just a little under 2 hours, and vampyr, he always plays the pacifist run despite it being harder

has a whole wall dedicated to the five nights at freddy's lore, scott cawthorne might be his biggest enemy

absolute animal magnet despite being kinda terrified of all of them

can't go anywhere that has animals because they're immediately flocking to him

the whole "introvert at a party finds the dog" - situation but instead the dog finds bruce and refuses to leave

ace was the first animal bruce wasn't ever really scared of, alfred thinks he may have been trained to be a psychiatric service dog prior to his adoption

wherever bruce is in the tower, ace isn't far away, his presence calms bruce

prefers loud music, he doesn't like being alone in his head too much and the noise helps him

apart from nirvana and my chemical romance, his favourite bands are ghost and ice nine kills because he likes their consistent themes

selina gifted him a pair of pink cat-ear headphones once and they're the only pair he ever wears at home

he claims it's just because they're comfortable but everyone knows it's because he loves them

eats when he's hungry but rarely at specific times, it doesn't make sense to him

he can't really eat after waking up

doesn't eat meat, he feels like it lies too heavy in his stomach

he also doesn't like the smell of cooked meats or fish

he loves sour fruits and has a mild sweet tooth

has a caffeine addiction but he doesn't like the taste of coffee, prefers black and green tea (to alfred's delight) and energy drinks (to alfred's horror)

he's trans ftm who is either gay or bi with a preference for men (he doesn't know and doesn't care to find out)

selina and him never went further than their kiss, bruce will always put gotham before anything else (until dick comes along) and selina needs a freedom that he can't give her

they also both realised it was a spur of the moment thing since they barely knew each other at that time and found they're better off friends

they're co-parenting a kitten though it's adorable really

bruce found her half dead on patrol one night and called selina in a panic about what to do, they named her chewy

ace loves chewy, she sleeps on his head, bruce has an entire folder on his phone dedicated to pictures of them

had a robin hood phase when he was 6, tried to steal from his parents to give to people in need

alfred continually reminds him of this after he takes in dick

his favourite rogue is ivy, they have important conversations (as in ivy talks and bruce hngs) about climate change while bruce tries to stop her from murder

he implements policies build after her ideals into wayne enterprise

his respect for her rises after she gets together with harley

for all that he fights it, he can't sleep without the sound of gotham - which includes gotham typical crime

he thrives when he's alone, it's how he does his best work, be it batman or wayne enterprise

has trouble admitting defeat, dick joining him as robin helped him in that department a great deal

is pierced. he did almost all of them himself, alfred has a heart attack everytime he spots a new one

the public has a weird badboy image of him, bruce has no idea where it came from

doesn't bruise easily but is still constantly in pain

has an absolute shit posture, social anxiety and crime fighting don't help

sleeps in the worst positions humanly possible

has a weird thing about mirrors, avoids them as much as he can

doesn't give interviews ever, it's part being a social recluse, part everything the press did to his parents, part hating to be perceived

has troubles with empathy, but his compassion makes up for it in great detail

dick uses him as a jungle gym, he pretends to be annoyed but secretly loves it

when bruce is working on cases in the cave, dick hangs head down off of bruce's back with his legs over bruce's shoulders

dick claims it helps him think, bruce knows it's because he doesn't want to be alone

bruce loves the relationship dick and selina have, might be a little jealous that cat got through to the boy much faster than him though

after taking in dick, bruce makes sure to show alfred that he actually does see him as a father figure - regrets all the times he told him that alfred's not his father

that's all i have for now

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Batfam headcanons

some random batfam headcanons cause I love the robins.

Dick Grayson-

* He's the second shortest of the robin's. for a long time Damian was shorter but he hit a growth spurt, leaving Tim and Dick as the munchkins of the group.

*Insanely protective. do not touch his family and friends or you're fucked.

*on days where he doesn't suit up, he's a softy. a major sweetheart, and huge simp.

*on days he DOES suit up though oh boy. the adrenaline turns him into grumpy/hyper/horny bastard. he's a lot more harsh and his personality is a bit darker.

*you can tell he grew up around Bruce as Bruce and Dick, not just as batman and Robin. they are both very suave, and insanely charming. Dick has that rich son playboy smirk and the others point it out a lot.

*always smells like expensive cologne.

*actually kind of still likes clowns, and is slightly annoyed that the joker uses it as his ~thing~.

*climbs everything.

*because of this he ends up with a lot of fractures.

*Everyone sees him as the responsible one but he's more of a tired older brother then anything.

*he is kind of the leader of the boys though, because he's been there the longest.

*has a lot of one liners. him and jay have roasting and sarcasm battles constantly.

*normally the one sparring with the others as training

*loves candy

*he's the reason everything is named with bat. he started calling them the batcomputer and batmobile, Bruce ran with it and smiles every time one of the JL members makes fun of him for it.

Jason Todd~

*Thrifts literally everything.

*drinks a shit ton of coffee. and energy drinks. not because he needs it but because he wants to.

*"seriously jay your heart is gonna stop" "did I fuckin ask"

*swears alot. he's the reason the "refrain from swearing" rule became a thing, specifically after a pretty vulgar string of words after he fell down the stairs.

*Dick never let him live it down.

*will randomly stop responding to his name for days at a time, and will only answer to very specific nicknames just to mess with everyone.

*once went a whole week only responding to "the king of Gotham, Jason fucking Todd, the most handsome robin" and Dami ignored him the entire time.

*plays a lot of videogames. like ALOT.

*prefers PC games but plays using a controller.

*hates most candy but will eat anything sour. he loves sour candy.

*secretly scared of spiders.

*can only wear specific things to sleep otherwise he has really bad nightmares.

* "did you die though? no? point made."

*takes a lot of candid photos of everyone and turns them into memes that he prints out and tapes up in the manor.

*names basically everything. once called his favorite cup jerry for a month.

*isn't allowed to talk to journalists and paparazzi's anymore because he couldn't stop making death jokes that nobody else understood. also would swear and flip them off too much.

*makes a lot of "you're adopted" jokes.

*keeps Roy in the loop of the dumbest shit he can think of. once texted him at 3 am to show him a time lapse of Damian blinking "like a freak".

Tim Drake

*literally never stops fighting with Jason

*seriously they argue about fucking everything

*also drinks a lot of coffee, but its because he just doesn't sleep.

*has been told on multiple occasions he isn't allowed on patrol or on a mission because he hadn't slept and was a danger to himself.

*watches a lot of buzzfeed unsolved.

*one time Bruce caught him watching it on the batcomputer and jay never shut up about it.

*always shaking. probably a mix of an anxiety tremor and the absurd amount of caffeine in his system.

*started the batfam groupchat.

*scares the shit out of himself with horror movies.

*fangirled the fuck out when he met Selina for the first time. she just stood there and awkwardly smiled and tried to crack a few jokes to get him to stop talking.

*uses a lot of weird metaphors

*regularly gets called by one of his other brother's names. one time he retaliated by switching between calling Bruce Oliver, Hal, Barry, and even Diana at one point. Ollie and Hal thought it was fucking hilarious.

*frequently found passed out in really weird positions. Roy and Jay once found him passed out ass up in the air under the kitchen table. it was the screensaver on the batcomputer for a solid week before oracle changed it.

*really likes pickles

Damian Wayne~

*gets along with Jason the best surprisingly.

*that's not saying much though.

*him and dick are civil, but he secretly looks up to him

*plays multiple instruments. frequently plays at gala's and party's.

*is pretty confused at first by all the others.

*only ever calls Bruce father. never dad.

*when he's really upset he slips back into Arabic, and when he's really really upset he goes into his other languages too. most of the time no one can understand him because he slips into so many different languages in one rant it makes it impossible.

*volunteers at animal shelters around Gotham. he spends a lot of time helping to renovate or clean them, as well as spending times with the animals.

*busts a lot of dog fighting rings. one time he was interrupted in the middle of one of the busts by Harley and Ivy also trying to shut it down. they just gave each other a silent nod and didn't throw a single hit at one another, it was never spoken of to anyone especially Bruce.

*gets really flustered around Raven. it's the only time he really stutters or trips on his words.

*any time jay makes an adoption joke Damian just smirks and goes "wellll" and Jason just glares and says "you shut the fuck up."

*rarely drinks coffee. he thinks it tastes weird.

*listens to a lot of classical music when he gets homesick.

*hates Jason and Tim's music tastes.

*tallest of all the batkids

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the way that i just know a hug from Sam Wilson would solve all my problems in life forever. i’d never hurt again

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i do honestly think kevin would want to vent to ppl on the internet but no one would believe his batshit insane experiences so he just posts his stories in the form of supernatural fanfics . so ppl are like “if anyone wants fic recs with ocs, theres this one guy who writes about this kevin guy who knows the winchesters and honestly i cant tell if its self insert or not bc he seems to really hate the guys. VERY well written tho, if you dont mind something thats both dean and sam critical, i recommend”

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i hear that relationships, they, um… take effort.

i’m all for effort.

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I might be poking a hornet nest but it needs to be said. I'm the reply BTW.

No, cause you’re absolutely right. “He let her live in a mansion!” Was an excuse used so often that it’s lost all of its meaning. Wanda didn’t want to be confined in a mansion after having just escaped years of confinement in HYDRA. And if I had superpowers, and person with no superpowers tried to take my rights away, I would throw a car at him, too.

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sam and dean being Known serial killers who have been on the fbi watchlist for a decade and have faked their deaths multiple times is actually very funny. I like to think literally everyone in town knows they're wanted by multiple US agencies but are like. they've evaded arrest so many times. do we really wanna anger the serial killers? no one in town has been killed let's not push it. and then the longer it goes on they begrudgingly start to like the winchesters because they tip well and are generally helpful around the community. plus their son is an absolute delight and everyone wants to figure out what's going on between dean and the weird trenchcoat guy who hangs around sometimes. like, they can't turn them into the cops before getting resolution on their relationship! the town has a betting pool! sam starts a community garden and dean jumps at the chance to help with odd jobs if he over hears people complaining about something when he's hanging out. they're politer than most of the normal locals.

you know how some towns are like 'oh yeah that's the house where the Witch lives'? everyone in lebanon is just like 'there's the nuclear fallout shelter where our local serial killers live ❤ they're pillars of this community ❤ snitch to the feds and the town will band together to eliminate you❤'

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I think it would've been funny if Mary was on a solo hunt and met Claire, with her curly blonde hair and big blue eyes and tough attitude and wearing a shirt she stole from dean that dean stole from john, and Mary's like 'oh. interesting. I'm a grandmother. nightmare scenario.' and this is post the bmol reveal so Dean is fully not talking to her and she thinks he didn't tell her he has a daughter because he didn't trust her so she decides to get in Claire's good graces. 1) because her granddaughter seems to have the impulse control of an irritated bull and she definitely shouldn't be hunting alone and 2) she gave Claire a fake last name so she wouldn't figure out their relation so by the time Dean figures out they've met Claire can help sweeten him up so Mary can fix things with him. Claire meanwhile is annoyed that this random woman keeps following her around but she's already resigned to the fact she attracts parental figures like a magnet.

so they're a VERY chaotic hunting team for awhile. Mary also keeps trying to needle out details about Claire's life- she figures she might blow her cover if she asks too much about her father, so she asks a lot about Claire's mother but she's very cagey about the topic. then one day Claire let's Mary use her phone for something and she notices the background is a pic of her and Cas and Claire doesn't wanna get into the whole angel thing with this woman who won't get out of her car so she's like 'oh yeah that's my dad'. and Mary's IMMEDIATELY just like oh God oh fuck I almost got my son in law killed no wonder Dean hates me. she's fully spiralling about her kids not trusting her so much they're hiding an entire family from her. even BEFORE they knew about the brits Dean didn't tell her?? she spends all night on google taking like those dumb 'am I homophobic??' quizzes to see if she said or did anything to make him uncomfortable and she literally goes to a library and prints out articles about how to support your gay child. turns into one of those hardcore gay rights moms over night. Claire just thinks Mary's doing this because she's figured out Claire's a lesbian and she finds it sweet.

Dean eventually starts responding to Mary's texts again and Mary just wants to tell Dean she knows everything so they can Properly make up and move forward but all the parenting books she's been reading insist that she needs to let him come to her with this. she starts dropping hints though, like 'oh I'm working with this hunter named Claire', thinking he'll take the bait and tell her he's Claire's father but he's just like 'tell that criminal she has 32 hours to return my ivory grip gun or else I'm actually filing a police report against her' and Mary's not in any place to critique parenting styles but she's like 😬 and tells Claire who's like 'tell him they'll never take me alive' and Mary ends up in the middle of dumb banter between these two while Claire's driving but neither of them will admit they're father and daughter and it's driving her INSANE. she just wants to be trusted!!

skdhdj Claire has a p.o. box and one day they stopped by and there was a head of a stuffed unicorn in there as a godfather parody, and Claire calls Dean like 'THAT WAS ALEX'S!!' and Mary hears him cursing over the other line and after they hang up she asks who Alex is and Claire's like 'oh my sister' and Mary's like. YOUR WHAT.

then all the shit with the brainwashing and apocalypse world goes down and by the time she's back in the bunker she's SO over waiting she just wants as normal a family dynamic as she can possibly get so she makes a big show of like getting Dean alone and she has a whole apology speech AND a gay rights speech that she had kids from a local lgbt community group proof read and edit for her. and Dean king of the closet is like thanks! but what the Fuck. and people are fully walking into the library now Sam has popcorn and Mary's like listen sweetheart I know I haven't given you a lot of reasons to trust me but at the very least you could have mentioned I'm a grandmother, I mean the resemblance is uncanny- and Dean's like 'shit you met Ben? is he okay?' and she's like. WHO?? WHAT? HOW MANY CHILDREN ARE YOU HIDING. And he's like well Emma's dead ('WHAT') so who else could you POSSIBLY be talking about?? And Mary's like 'Claire!! obviously Claire!!' and Claire, who's on the other side of the room yells 'EW?!' in a put on offended tone and Dean's like 'no she's Cas' brat?!' and Mary's like. 'well she's not a nephilim like Jack! I know you and Cas are together Dean-' and Dean and Cas are like. um. what drew you to that conclusion. pay no attention to the fact we're blushing and now refusing to make eye contact with each other we Swear we are only simply platonic friends we are NOT in a romantic relationship. and then Jack and Claire are both like 'WHAT YOU AREN'T?!?!' and the night is lost to many many confusing confrontations. this post got away from me.

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Una Stubbs, a legendary queen🕊

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destiel crack → 25/?

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like!!!! that’s a dad!!!! he’s a dad!!

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Bobby confronting his father in 7.10 - Death’s Door

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Will I ever stop drawing them? Probably not bc they do be my comfort characters

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WandaVision: The Husbands Across the Street

Sam and Bucky get pulled into Westview’s illusions on their way to help Wanda (not that they remember)… and find they’re happily married and everything is fine. right?