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I’m doing the thing where I have a mortality crisis while my whole body throbs with pain and I have to consult my mild alcoholism for my escapism since I am tired and don’t want to read.

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Thought #131 of ?

I think it’s interesting how my own family doesn’t think I grieve or feel. I get that my emotional range isn’t very wide, but I am already constantly sad. Did they think another burden of loss and sadness wouldn’t do anything?

That I wouldn’t feel the helplessness of not being able to do anything, that I wouldn’t cry over a lost life I was trying to desperately help in any way…

I am sad, and it may be just for a few hours, or maybe even just for today but I am still sad and nonverbal.

And that’s all I’ll be for now.

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Thought #130 of ?

I forget that not everyone does the things where they mimic voices or sounds.

And I do it as a habit, I can pitch down my voice, talk while breathing and sound completely different. I can lisp pitch up tighten my mouth and sound like a character from a cartoon. I can change the way I speak and talk with an accent. Make up a character to wear, but not everyone does this. Which I forget…

I chirp like a chick and now everyone is looking for something that doesn’t exist. Answer the phone and watch someone’s face change when my voice changes. Whistle like a bird, bark like a dog, etc. This is all probably some form of mental stimulation when I’m bored.

I just think it’s weird that not more people do it.

Except the snarling when I wake up, disturbed. I don’t think anyone snarls or growls outright at their siblings like that.

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Thought #129 of ?

Good call on my part, they’re a dick. And steal my food at work, that’s MY FOOD-!

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Watched Strange Magic (2015) again, it’s just as weird as I remember.

Coming from the point where I remember all the characters names and backgrounds from fanfiction, it was almost spot on, my sister who was watching remembered absolutely nothing and kept giving me weird looks when I would name characters.

We watched this a few years ago, I’ll give her a break on that.

There was WAY more singing than I remembered, I blame that on fanfiction. There’s not much singing in fanfiction. I knew when the singing would happen tho, in the lull of the scenes where you think “they haven’t sung in a while… NO WAIT-!”

Boom.

Marianne’s singing another number in her wedding gown at the beginning of the movie. Sugar Plum is cranking bars. Bog King is stealing the show. God dammit.

The plot, still good. I like it, only wish there was more of a clear time frame between Wedding, Glow up, Ball, Festival, etc. because it feels like it was all in ONE DAY-

On a side note we’re planning on watching it again for the third time. I’m going to be making adjustments and taking note of the timeframe that would make sense. Because: Spoilers.

(Turn away now if you really feel that way MFs)

I warned you.

WHY THE FUCK DID SHE NOT TELL HER DAD AND SISTER THAT THAT CUCK CHEATED??!

Swear to GOD, she is a distraught woman I would vent to my own sibling if my significant other had cheated on me. Hell, I’d probably kill them myself. FUCK being the better person HOLY SHIT.

What face has she to save as the princess of the kingdom next in line to be Queen. Your fiancé and Royal Guard Commander had committed an act of near adulteration. He is disloyal to your persons and potentially your kingdom. Sure, Kings can have multiple wives. But I think this was NOT discussed.

Tf assholes.

Her father should know as her only parental figure at the moment, her sister should know as it would help her mature and allow them to bond in a manner.

Fuck man.

I’m getting way too into this.

Shit’s pissing me off.

I understand the whole fear of the Dark Forest, but Marianne’s comments about the Bog King locking up Sugar Plum was uncalled for.

The lady was making powdered magic roofies. Seriously, it’s a date rape drug. (Sorry.)

Bog King gets nixed points thinking that would land him the girl but he looks genuinely remorseful(?) of it, I wish that was expanded upon more than the “ugliness” shit. Roland gets tossed into the sea with concrete blocks on his feet because of unnecessary pressure on Sunny and actively trying to drug Marianne. Like- Fucking hell. How low can you go you Self-Absorbed Narcissistic Cunt, fuck.

Sunny also gets nixed points on listening to the dude who wouldn’t even bother to remember his name and not once thinking “Damn, this is a bad idea”. I get plot, but! This guy, Sunny, has been Dawn the youngest princess’s childhood friend. Sure, she’s boy-crazy but Sunny literally never did anything but SIMP. They, also, never specify ages either… ew. I think they should have waited on the whole… “I love you, you love me.” thing. Cause he, Sunny, still was probably gonna dust you. And thought it was okay.

That’s my take the day after, I’ll have to give a fresher take. But this is my take:

Felt very rushed and quick, like it was all in one to two days. These people never change clothes. But for 2015 it was alright, even as a jukebox. Bog still rocked, I like Bog.

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Redrew an old character of mine I’ve mentioned. This is Greed, he wears a human suit.

I did not mean to make him Baby but he is now.

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This is Bobby, Bobby likes to eat brains. Bobby is friendly but will crack open your skull at a moment’s notice.

Do not be like Bobby, be better.

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Thought #128 of ?

Ever just forget about your sunlight sensitivity because you’ve been wearing your UV protected glasses almost everywhere… yeah me too.

Now I have a splitting headache and my eyes hurt. The Advil isn’t working.

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My sister wanted to fuck my birds when I got them. What the fuck I’m drunk I don’t need this shit. 

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My sleep deprived brain is influenced by my tired ass body, I had three different thought tangents and none of them won.

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Thought #127 of ?

My first response when someone tells me I should smile more is just all consuming rage befitting of a common retail employee. And if that person is someone I barely know and have to work with that is double the rage.

And I will be not happy with you for a very long time.

I still want to deck him, he doesn’t know.

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Okay, I found the author. Or at least the artist and the author. I did not find the work unfortunately, I am still devastated.

The author is “SilverSie” and the only work I discovered hinting at even the existence of the fan work I’ve been obsessively searching for is The Drowned.

I remember the chapter, dogs crash a celebration in the Dark Forest while Marianne is in attendance, killing several rabbits the goblins used as transportation and livestock. Bog chases/ leads away the dogs Marianne ends up getting herself in danger, it’s also dangerously close to winter.

Artist is “noprimroses” on tumblr I recognized their design for Bog’s dad when there were links in the chapters, I think. But yeah, the art still exists. Just the writing has disappeared…

Time to sulk in my sad corner, or just read this Fall Out fanfiction based in the strange magic fandom because, fuck it.

I’m getting my fix dammit.

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Okay so, I need help? Nothing serious, just a forgotten fanfiction that I CANNOT find.

I remember the whole general plot, but it was so good. I really wanted to read it again. I roped my sister into aiding me find it last year with no luck and I was disappointed.

I combed through the entirety of Ao3, for that fandom. But I could have missed it.

So that’s why I’m asking.

The fanfiction is from the Strange Magic fandom, small little fandom compared to big names. Little jukebox musical with a surprisingly good story. Just a lot of singing.

The general plot of the fanfiction, posted to Ao3. Is that the movie never happened, Marianne got married to Roland and had a daughter, became queen. And divorced him for his cheating behavior, traumatized by love.

Once every year she would go to the forest to try and negotiate with Bog King. Bog would never stand before her and would watch from afar.

She would know he was there and still wait for him, with her entourage, till the sun was about to set. Bog would then return to his castle and paint Marianne in the dress she wore that day to the meeting.

Except while in the meeting Marianne’s daughter slips out from under her “father’s” charge while he’s with another woman at his home. And she goes into the forest to try and follow her mother. She gets lost, and Bog finds her.

It’s a kind of sort of child acquisition plot?

Bog knows he can’t keep the little fairy girl he found. His mother constantly reminding him that her family is probably looking for her. But Bog doesn’t listen and it boils down to the daughter wanting to see her mother so very badly.

And guess who Mom is.

This I think is the general first 4 chapters I want to say there was anywhere from 30 to 40. Completed work, with long chapters. Other background information is that Dawn married Sunny and is pregnant during the book. The King is retired, but is still involved with his daughters.

In general the world building was heavily expanded on, from amber magic to Bog’s father being the only of his species as a dragonfly fairy of some kind, not including just mentioned.

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It was an excellent and exceptionally amazing fan work. I read it years ago and I still remember how strong of an impression it left on me.

There is some art for Young Griselda(Bog’s Mom) and Bog’s Dad. I was just losing my mind that that point.

So yeah. I need help.

(Edit: Bog King’s name is Hamish, if I’m remembering right.)

Update: I found the answer myself, I have no patience to wait.

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Thought #126 of ?

It’s always when you can’t do anything that you want to do everything. 

Cause I feel bad about not being able to do shit even though I am down a hand rn and I’ll be better in a week.

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And then when you’re better you still don’t do anything because recovery and you’re depressed.

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Thought #125 of ?

My self defense mechanism is fake sleep.

And I am good at it.

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This is Jeff. We love Jeff.

Jeff chops off bad people’s limbs. Ignore the heavy breathing he lives near an active volcano. He’s a chill dude.

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Thought #124 of ?

At some point you’re going to say, “Fuck it.” And read the novel. Because at the point I’m at right now… I’m too fucking impatient for this shit.

I need to know what happens next.