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Are you aware of how your URL is spelled

I know it should be “issandy” but that doesn’t look as good to my dyslexic ass

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The great dying really was just a nightmare blunt rotation of environmental changes

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Went to the Grand Canyon for spring break, this view made me cry with joy.

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Hello my little mutuals, I was studying for my bio exam and made these 2017-2018 era biology memes

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Fucking crushed my historical geology exam yesterday. It’s so nice to be smart in your major.

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Went to the ophthalmologist like a week ago and she was testing my left eye for glaucoma and went “hmm, I'd come back in 4-6 months so I can check on that eye again those levels are pretty high”

OH BOY A NEW THING TO WORRY ABOUT: MY EYE JUST CRUMBLING INTO DUST

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Wasn’t gonna drink tonight but the helium crisis got me fucked up

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Call me the Wilson cycle the way I fracture and break apart in a way even science can't explain.

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Biology rizz: I'm jealous of your heart because it's pounding inside of you and I am not.

Volcanologist rizz: damn girl are you volcanic ash and spatter? Because you’re intoxicating

Historical rizz: they’ll call me patron of the arts the way I’m paying for furry porn

Econ rizz: baby, I‘ve got the supplies, the question is, do you have the demand.

Environmental science rizz: I must be the climate crisis the way your ignoring me

Physics rizz: looks like you forgot to account for my gravitational pull

Philosophy rizz: I stopped checking for monsters under the bed when I realized society was the monster

Chemistry rizz: Call me Marie curie bc a hug without u would be life ending

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Omg cat-spotted 1 year anniversary tomorrow:0

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Born to meow forced to mog

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A fun perk of being a stem major is that all my professors are nerds and have already announced that class will be canceled for the eclipse on April 8th. Like aww, you're also a nerd, I feel so seen.

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Mmmm back to learning, get ready for more geology shitposts everyone :3