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There’s always something on Reddit

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this is a public service announcement for all the friends i see on Chicago buses who (presumably) think they can control the front door:

you can't. my brother in christ, you cannot

and getting closer to the door is not going to make it open any faster my brother in christ your lips are almost touching the door i am screa--

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to all our solace and horror, it's all temporary

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went to a talent show to support the (not my) 10yr old and it was like a fever dream but the kids are all right

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me reading a tumblr post that is just a single sentence repeated over and over: woah, real big lemony snicket vibes over here

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my shittiest ex ever was named brennan and when we broke up i was like this name will be nothing but a bad memory for the rest of my life -- so you can imagine how happy i was to discover brennan lee mulligan.

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i'm gonna reblog this every time a guy is being a Blatant Creep, so this one's to the guy on the bus who leaned waaaay over the divider to holler at me

*guy leering at me during the red light*

my 🧠: do something so unhinged and freaky that he begins to question all his life choices

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it's officially stoop season in Chicago and i have Feelings about it

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i can't scroll through a single LGBTQ+ tag without porn accounts having spammed it with vaginas but forbid i see a drawn image of a man's tit without tumblr warning me every time 🙄

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do you ever see a post and think "i hope the author has seen this"? idk i feel like lemony snicket would love everything about this post

Reading ASOUE as a child, I didn't end up with a Violet Baudelaire complex (tying my hair up every time I have to think), or a Klaus Baudelaire complex (reading a shit ton of books about everything), but a rarer third thing I like to call a Lemony Snicket complex (I am very very sad, I write, I love desperately, and I still hope for the best)

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me to me this weekend when 1) I finally get caught by the netflix algorithm as not being in my parent's household and 2) my pirating site that I don't understand and just follow my brother's instructions to use is down

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happy perfect date to all who celebrate

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i have "find out breaking news story via destiel meme" on my 2025 bingo card and i am DEVASTATED that i found out about the pope via those stupid little articles that pop up from Google literally WHAT do I have to do to get a little JOY in my life

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me in my scientific hut on saturn watching everyone on europa with my super-powered space binoculars: the fuck they doin' over there?

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"you can do it that way, but that doesn't mean you should." "this isn't sustainable." "you can't keep prioritizing this over your health." I see. I see. it is a forbidden technique. like rock lee

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vic michaelis wore a giant squid outfit and then the world got live footage of a baby colossal squid which could mean nothing