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Happy New Year everyone! Let's keep the SQ-fandom alive in 2022🥂

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I love the fact that they banned homo and hetero too...u gotta be attracted to at least two, more or no gender to be able to use tumblr now.

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A Growing List of Banned Tags

This is my second go at making this blog. The first time, I got shadowbanned immediately for writing a post with these words on it, so I’m going to have to link to a google doc instead.

You can find my current list HERE

If something is not on the list that does NOT mean it isn’t blocked. It just means I haven’t checked/added it if it is.

If you’d like to contribute tags you’ve found, please send it via an ask or submission so I can double check and add it to the list.

EDIT: Right now many of these are only banned on IOS, but that really doesn’t make it better

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Blonde and brunette will be banned too... Yall got a lot of angry wlw shippers bc this is the exact description of every lesbian couple I dont make the rules

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As of now, some blocked whump tags are:

L@dy whump

Intim@te whumper

Cr33py whumper

Sorry for the difficulty reading this, I’m trying to spread this around so people know which tags are targeted. I’ll post an update once I find more, or add onto this yourself!

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Not to mention that whump is of course a banned tag too 🙄

I am completely losing my mind over the incoming IOS tumblr tag ban.

WHY TF WOULD YOU BAN TAGS LIKE “mine” “long post” FUCKING “SUICIDE PREVENTION” and “RACISM”?????? also “girl” and “reblog”?? Wtf why?

Most of these Tags are used as a core and are not harmful or anything. Others are especially used to inform and educate people over topics like racism and I have found myself searching through the tag SUICIDE PREVENTION when i needed advice for a suicidal friend.

This is so fucking stupid

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I am completely losing my mind over the incoming IOS tumblr tag ban.

WHY TF WOULD YOU BAN TAGS LIKE “mine” “long post” FUCKING “SUICIDE PREVENTION” and “RACISM”?????? also “girl” and “reblog”?? Wtf why?

Most of these Tags are used as a core and are not harmful or anything. Others are especially used to inform and educate people over topics like racism and I have found myself searching through the tag SUICIDE PREVENTION when i needed advice for a suicidal friend.

This is so fucking stupid

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Christmas Whump Prompts

Whumpee is triggered by masses on Christmas markets

The overwhelming smell of christmas is overwhelming (eg. Cinnamon, the smell of the christmas tree, scented candles, ect.)

Whumpee is burned by whumper with candle wax

Forced to eat christmas cookies, until whumpee needs to puke

Whumpee is left in the cold snow outside

While trying to get a christmas tree by themself, whumpee is getting flashbacks by being alone in a forest

Whumpee hurts themself with an axe, trying to cut a Christmas tree down

Whumper makes whumpee a present like sending more people to hurt them

Whumpee is now triggered by receiving gifts

A christmas tree decoration falls and shatters loudly, causing Whumpee to flinch

Whumpee burns their hands while baking cookies

Whumpee was tortured while having to listen to Christmas songs like “last Christmas” and is now triggered by it

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Whump Prompt

Character is angry and punches a wall in rage, which leads to bloody knuckles and maybe a broken thumb

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Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan, Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Maleficent Characters: Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Emma Swan, Maleficent (Once Upon a Time), Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time), Red Riding Hood | Ruby, Abigail | Kathryn Nolan, Prince Charming | David Nolan, Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard, Rumplestiltskin | Mr. Gold, Captain Hook | Killian Jones, Belle (Once Upon a Time) Additional Tags: AU, Business woman Regina Mills, Detectice Emma Swan, Abduction, Kidnapping, Abducted Regina Mills, f/f relationship, Whump, Whumpee Regina Mills, Swanmills-family, DragonQueen, this is swanqueen endgame, Injury Recovery, Hospital, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, swanqueen - Freeform Summary:

Regina Mills, CEO of Mills Cooperation Bank (MCB) and one of the richest women in America, got abducted and is held hostage for ransom. Emma Swan is a detective whose job it is to find Regina and her kidnappers. Through Emmas research, she discovers some dark secrets about Regina that should have been kept hidden. Is Emma able to find Regina and will Regina survive her abduction without physical and emotional scars?

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Underrated whump trope

Give your whumpees migraines. I've got one right now and let me tell you, I did not only spend the whole day in bed, I have also nearly passed out while trying to get up.

Sudden movements (or even sitting up) will make their vision blur, black dots will appear and the room just spins. They could pass out. The way to the bathroom is a challenge, taking a shower is impossible. Sounds and lights are triggers and make it much worse. They have a stabbing pain in their head and especially behind their eyes. Cooking is also impossible, so if they eat it is probably just snacks like chips or stuff lying around. Also they feel like they are dying and being on the phone is painful

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─ M.H.

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I posted 42 times in 2021

25 posts created (60%)

17 posts reblogged (40%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.7 posts.

I added 85 tags in 2021

#whump - 29 posts

#regina mills - 8 posts

#once upon a time - 8 posts

#original content - 8 posts

#lady whump - 7 posts

#reblog - 6 posts

#febuwhump2021 - 6 posts

#febuwhump - 5 posts

#whumpee - 4 posts

#whumperflies - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 69 characters

#i actually want to get things done but i make posts like this instead

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Whump starters:

I’m/they’re not dead

“How am I not dead?“

“There was no way you could have survived this.”

“It’s good to hear your voice”

I’m not dead?”

“Why didn’t they kill you?”

“Seeing you, I can’t even tell if I made it to heaven or if I’m stuck in hell”

“What do you mean ‘alive’?”

“I’m so glad you made it”

“I don’t ever want to get called by the hospital again, telling me you are in surgery”

“You made it”

“Don’t worry, I got you”

“Shhh. Everything is fine now”

Feel free to add more

32 notes • Posted 2021-07-06 19:05:41 GMT

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Whump tropes: Nightmares/Insomnia

Whumpee has nightmares and never sleeps through a night, which shows because they are always exhausted

Caretaker tries to wake Whumpee from their nightmare, but even when they wake up, they can't snap out of it

Whumpee gets violently waken up by their disgusting nightmare and throws up on the floor next to the bed. They are ashamed of having such a strong reaction

Whumpee tries to clam down after a violent nightmare and makes themself a cup of tea. When they try to drink it, their hands shake so much that they spill the hot liquid all over themself

Whumpee can't remember the nightmare, but wakes up with a tear wet pillow, aching muscles and sweaty clothes

Whumpee is so scared in their nightmare that they wet the bed. They are very embarrassed and try to hide it from Caretaker, who is very concerned about their night terrors

Caretaker hears Whumpee crying for help at night. As soon as they open Whumpee's bedroom door Whumpee is screaming in their sleep "Please no. Stop. No!"

Whumpee is restless and avoids sleeping, because they know as soon as they close their eyes the nightmares will come back

Caretaker visits Whumpee and notices the dark circles under their eyes or heavy make up to conceal them

Whumpee can't sleep at night so they constantly fall asleep in the middle of the day, just to wake up abruptly again

Whumpee wanders through the quiet house, because they can't fall asleep

Whumpee is unable to sleep in a bed, because of what Whumper did to them. Caretaker finds them asleep on the floor, in their closet, on the tiles in the bathroom or on the couch and tries to help Whumpee to sleep in a bed again

Whumpee has to take sleeping pills but refuses to put themself on medication

Feel free to add more 😊

35 notes • Posted 2021-01-06 15:58:13 GMT

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Whump idea

How to fuck your whumpee up:

Capture your whumpee and put them in a dark or dimmed room. Cover the walls with mirrors or just put a mirror in the room. Whumper is drugging Whumpee (through food, water,...). When Whumpee passes out or is so drugged up that they can't see or think straight anymore, whump them. Hurt them, break their bones, cut their hair, hit them, do whatever you like. When Whumpee wakes up again, they should have little to no memory of how they got the cuts, bruises, and what not. Now have them wondering what happened, how they were violated and so on. Seeing their body in the mirror/mirrors will not help their mental state. They'll start talking to themselves, flinching away from their shadow and reflection. Simply watch them descending into madness as Whumper does the process over and over again, until Whumpee is broken and afraid of themselves.

40 notes • Posted 2021-04-19 10:31:54 GMT

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Whump prompts

Finding sick whumpee sentence starters:

“Please don’t make this our weekly thing.”

“God, I as worried sick about you. Never do this again”

“I’m no doctor, but this should not look like this.’

“Seriously? No thank you or anything? Okay, collapsing is just fine I guess.”

“When we get home you’re laying down and get some rest. Before you start, this is not up for debate.”

“Okay come on. We both know that you can’t stand on your own. Please just let me pick you up and we both prevent anymore injuries.”

“What have they done to you? How can i help you?"

“You need to get checked out. You can’t even stand on your own.”

“I told you this was a bad idea, but you would’nt listen.”

“If you ever do something like this again I will kill you myself.”

“And that’s why we don’t play hero but wait until help comes.”

“Don’t ever scare me like this again. I thought I had lost you.”

48 notes • Posted 2021-02-06 10:18:20 GMT

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Small things and details really give me whumperflies, like the cracking noise of a bone, flinching at movements, tensing under touches, blurring or spinning vision, haunted looks in the dark, lip biting bc of anxiety or PTSD, nightmares and waking up in cold sweat

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Guys, I need help. Whoever has the gif of Regina in season 4, when the snow queen's curse hit, and she said “I wanna watch you bleed” please send it to me.

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So apparently it's my blog's first birthday today. I feel like I need to say thank you to all of my followers and people who like my content. Also, there will be more original content, I promise <3

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Causes of heart failure/problems

Born with a heart disease/failure (congenital heart defect)

Stress

High blood pressure

Covid-19 infection

Greasy/unhealthy food

Obesity

Smoking

Heavy alcohol use

Drug abuse (e.g. cocaine)

Diabetes (and some diabetes medication)

Electroshocks

Sepsis

Serve infection

Allergy shock

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