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Fic I made of a coworker Pantalone basically masturbating in front of you because you’re a pervert.

Here it is in ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65855026

Perhaps you felt you could get away with it since he always kept his eyes closed, but he could always feel your eyes on him. Stripping his clothes off mentally and whatever other deranged fantasies you held in that twisted mind of yours.

Ah, but who could blame you? Pantalone was a jewel to be desired. His long legs clothed in tight stockings showing off his leanly shaped legs. His shorts, which barely concealed his ass whenever he would bend down, would often ride up his thighs, somehow showing off more skin.

You disgust him though, completely out of his league, and now it was just you and him in the office. You two had a report due tomorrow but your dumbass didn’t finish your part in time and now he has to wait for you so he can finish it all up.

He stood in front of your desk, his hands neatly entwined with each other at his front. “Are you finished yet?” He asked, although he had a smile on his face, and patience has always been his best virtute, your constant staring had started to get to him and he felt his patience thin.

Your response was predictable: you shook, startled at his sudden voice. “I-um- n-no…” Pantalone raised an eyebrow and titled his head. He released his hands from their usual resting place and placed them on your desk, leaning close to you. “Oh? Really now? Is something distracting you?”

Pantalone’s slender fingers started to drum against the wooden surface as he kept his head cocked to the side, waiting for your response. Then, an idea popped into his head. This is the perfect chance to get some revenge on you. You wanted to stare at him? Oh he’ll give you something to stare at.The report can wait. He can always bat his pretty eyelashes at their boss, Ms.Tsaritsa to get an extension. He was her most faithful employee afterall. He can get away with things from time to time.

The raven head smirked as he removed his hands from your desk, his nails slightly scraping against the mahogany, and started to undo the buttons on his blouse, slowly revealing the pale skin underneath. Your eyes widened at this, surprised at his sudden change in demeanor.

“Ara Ara~ why so shocked? Isn’t this what you’ve always wanted to see~?” His tone shifted dramatically to a sultry one. Pantalone’s gloved hands undid the rest of the buttons, slipping the shirt off himself leaving his pale subtle chest exposed. You felt your mouth water at the sight, eyes glued to the exposed skin. Pantalone chuckled as he traced a finger along the edge of his collar bone. “How pathetic. Practically drooling with just seeing a little skin?” Before you could respond, Pantalone walked over to the side of your desk, his heels clacking on the hardwood floor, and slid himself onto it, crossing his legs.

He leaned to the side, resting a hand on the top of his knee while the other supported him up. His fingers trace up his thigh, his touch slow and deliberate as he feels your eyes follow his movements. “Such a dirty little pervert~” He cooed, His fingers crept higher up his thigh, tracing the seam of his stockings before stopping just at the hem of his shorts before sliding his fingers under them. He let out a soft sigh, as if he were relishing in pleasure.

“Mmmm, I bet you wish this could be your dirty hands.” he purred, he removed his hand and placed it on the waist of his shorts. He slowly unzipped his shorts, pulling them off and leaving him in his expensive lace panties that match his stockings. He leaned back on his hands, puffing out his chest forward, the pose offering a view of his nipples. You could see his manhood straining against the fabric.

“Like what you see pervert~?” he asked, a soft groan came from his lips as he trailed a finger across his clothed cock before pulling it out through the of his underwear. He makes a sharp gasp as he grips the base of his shaft. His other hand goes up to play with his nipple, pinching and twisting the sensitive bud. He lets out moans as his hand starts to pump up and down his shaft, pausing to tease his tip, smearing the precum down his shaft.

“Haa~ such a disgusting fucking pervert, watching me touch myself. And I bet you’re ngh- e-enjoying every bit.” Panting heavily, he tilts his head back, exposing the slender column of his neck as he makes sures to slow his strokes, making sure to make it as tortuous as possible. His fingers traced up along the underside of his shaft before giving the head a flick, drawing a moan from Pantalone.

His other hand slid down his body until it reached his thighs where he started to grope there. Gasping and moaning like the wanton slut he was making himself out to be. He tried to take it as slow as he could, but his teasing proved too much for him as he grew impatient. Starting to stroke faster, his hips bucking to meet his strokes.

His breath grew heavy, lips part as felt a knot beginning to form in his groin. “F-fucnghhh- you’re so absolutely disguting- ngughh~, s-staring at me as I debase myself. I see the ways you sta-ah!-ring at me when y-you think I don’t notice.” He punctuated his degrading words with particularly hard thrusts of his hips, fucking into the tight circle of his fingers.

"Ara ara ara~! Y-you're enjoying this, you disgusting pervert? Watching me t-touch myself like a slut~?" he gasped out, his free hand coming up to toy with his hardened nipple, pinching and tugging on it roughly as he chased his release.

He takes a sharp gasp as he feels his orgasm approaching. He throws his head back with a loud moan as he shoots his load onto himself. His body shook as spurt after spurt of his thick, white cum painted his chest. He was panting heavily as he slowly came down from his high, his hand still stroking his softening cock lazily.

He brought the cum to his mouth, wrapping his tongue around his digits as he sucked the juices off, slowly of course. Making sure to be as loud as possible. After, Pantalone shot you a smug look before he slowly got up from the desk, He put his shirt back on before tucking it back into his shorts. He then zipped himself back up before smoothing out any wrinkles in his clothes.

Dumbfounded and aroused beyond belief, you stare at Pantalone with bulging eyes and flushed cheeks, your chest heaving with each desperate breath. Your brain struggles to process the depravity of the scene that just unfolded - your coworker touching himself right in front of you, all to punish you for staring too much. Yet despite the degradation, you can't look away, your gaze fixated on the obscene spectacle of Pantalone enjoying his climax.

“Now then.” He clasps his hands and returns to his usual calm and professional voice. “Back to work. I don’t want to be here all night. Chop chop.” With a sharp turn of his heels he quickly returns to his desk, leaving you.

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Any time I think of Pantalone yapping I imagine him sounding like an Animal Crossing creature.

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bro did not just reappear suddenly after three years 💀

yes and i'm obsessed with pantalone

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he's come to offer you a deal

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Genshin Baizhu renders 1/2

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Did that thing where you take genshin character arts and make your own character from them 💖

(I have 10 more if anyone is interested)

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Okay here me out-

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THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)

An Article from Neena Susan Thomas

“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.

3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.

5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.

6] Number three is public restrooms.

7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.

8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.

9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.

10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.

POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:

1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.

3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.

5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.

6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….

1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.

2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .

b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.

c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.

If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.

REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.

THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”

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Homework time

Welp I got a lot of likes with doing this with afterl!fe so I thought why not genshin? I haven't gotten that far in genshin(I'm watching cutesceen videos on youtube XD) Anyways, feel free to drop an ask in my inbox! I'm not good at writing but I feel like trying!

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