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[wizard-council-wizard-council]

It's uh... it's been a little while. Any progress? Umm... I guess the horny bonus has been extended to no longer have a deadline? But it will now cost 5 gold per month + 1 gold pre-order fee. And you need to pre-order to get the horny bonus, after you're joined and not pre-ordered the deal is gone. You can pre-order now if you'd like, although the horny bonus will only go into effect if and when you join. So, what do you say?

CALLING ALL COUNCILS!!!

Are you councils tired of managing all those little members without any breaks? I know I sure am! Well you can tire no more, and instead you can get taken care of too just like those names on that pinglist with my...

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

That's right folks, I'm starting a

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

With my Wizard Council Wizard Council, or Council Council for short, or C.C. for shorter, you can get just as much rest and just as much sense of community and friendship as the ones below you! And, with my patented Pizza Table™ design, you can talk to any other council you would like, at any time you like thanks to my brand new, cutting-edge circle technology! Now, I hear you. "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, that's just a roundtable!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, you don't need a Pizza Table™ for that!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, this is stupid! Why do we need a council of councils?" And to that I say, you can shut the fuck up!

But that's not all! With Council Council Premium, our brand new subscription service that you can get right now, you can hire me, that's right, me, @wizard-council-wizard-council, me, to temporarily manage your council for you! Isn't that amazing? I'll... figure out the logistics of that later, but for now, with C.C. YOU can have ME manage YOUR COUNCIL for YOU! Isn't that just great?

And guess what! You can get C.C. Premium for ABSOLUTELY FREE! That's right folks, if you call 1-800-COUNCIL and you can get C.C. Premium for C.C. FREE-mium! But you g- oops, I'm still pink. *ahem* There we go. As I was saying, you can get our subscription service for FREE if you call 1-800-COUNCIL! But you gotta call now!

[wizard-council-wizard-council]

CALLING ALL COUNCILS!!!

Are you councils tired of managing all those little members without any breaks? I know I sure am! Well you can tire no more, and instead you can get taken care of too just like those names on that pinglist with my...

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

That's right folks, I'm starting a

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

With my Wizard Council Wizard Council, or Council Council for short, or C.C. for shorter, you can get just as much rest and just as much sense of community and friendship as the ones below you! And, with my patented Pizza Table™ design, you can talk to any other council you would like, at any time you like thanks to my brand new, cutting-edge circle technology! Now, I hear you. "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, that's just a roundtable!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, you don't need a Pizza Table™ for that!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, this is stupid! Why do we need a council of councils?" And to that I say, you can shut the fuck up!

But that's not all! With Council Council Premium, our brand new subscription service that you can get right now, you can hire me, that's right, me, @wizard-council-wizard-council, me, to temporarily manage your council for you! Isn't that amazing? I'll... figure out the logistics of that later, but for now, with C.C. YOU can have ME manage YOUR COUNCIL for YOU! Isn't that just great?

And guess what! You can get C.C. Premium for ABSOLUTELY FREE! That's right folks, if you call 1-800-COUNCIL and you can get C.C. Premium for C.C. FREE-mium! But you g- oops, I'm still pink. *ahem* There we go. As I was saying, you can get our subscription service for FREE if you call 1-800-COUNCIL! But you gotta call now!

[wizard-council-wizard-council]

You would be able to if I were a member, but I'm not the member here. You are.

Or should I say you WILL BE if you join our WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL! Please

CALLING ALL COUNCILS!!!

Are you councils tired of managing all those little members without any breaks? I know I sure am! Well you can tire no more, and instead you can get taken care of too just like those names on that pinglist with my...

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

That's right folks, I'm starting a

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

With my Wizard Council Wizard Council, or Council Council for short, or C.C. for shorter, you can get just as much rest and just as much sense of community and friendship as the ones below you! And, with my patented Pizza Table™ design, you can talk to any other council you would like, at any time you like thanks to my brand new, cutting-edge circle technology! Now, I hear you. "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, that's just a roundtable!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, you don't need a Pizza Table™ for that!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, this is stupid! Why do we need a council of councils?" And to that I say, you can shut the fuck up!

But that's not all! With Council Council Premium, our brand new subscription service that you can get right now, you can hire me, that's right, me, @wizard-council-wizard-council, me, to temporarily manage your council for you! Isn't that amazing? I'll... figure out the logistics of that later, but for now, with C.C. YOU can have ME manage YOUR COUNCIL for YOU! Isn't that just great?

And guess what! You can get C.C. Premium for ABSOLUTELY FREE! That's right folks, if you call 1-800-COUNCIL and you can get C.C. Premium for C.C. FREE-mium! But you g- oops, I'm still pink. *ahem* There we go. As I was saying, you can get our subscription service for FREE if you call 1-800-COUNCIL! But you gotta call now!

[wizard-council-wizard-council]

OOC: for the host (the spamton-ish guy who loves money), i'm imaging them being a normal person in a purple suit, except their head is a pizza. just a full-blown pizza. it isn't floppy or anything, and things never fall off of it (unless i need them to), like if the pizza was on a table and it was turned 90 degrees, except the physics are the same. i'm thinking they would have super powerful magic, rivalling that of gods, but they just use it for advertising. like summoning neon signs and shit. i might make a "know your wizard" for them soon

[wizard-council-wizard-council]

Technically no, in its™ base form it's™ a normal table (except for all of INNOVATION that was put into it™), but I can transform it™ into an (inedible) pizza if you'd like me to. But don't worry, we give out free pizza anyway (and other foods).

And if you pay for C.C. Premium for 1 year, you will be considered a LOYAL MEMBER and we will offer you Pizza Table™ sized pizzas. So you should subscribe now! (If you're a council of course... I probably should have made this open to the public, that'd probably make me some more money, wouldn't it...)

CALLING ALL COUNCILS!!!

Are you councils tired of managing all those little members without any breaks? I know I sure am! Well you can tire no more, and instead you can get taken care of too just like those names on that pinglist with my...

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

That's right folks, I'm starting a

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

With my Wizard Council Wizard Council, or Council Council for short, or C.C. for shorter, you can get just as much rest and just as much sense of community and friendship as the ones below you! And, with my patented Pizza Table™ design, you can talk to any other council you would like, at any time you like thanks to my brand new, cutting-edge circle technology! Now, I hear you. "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, that's just a roundtable!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, you don't need a Pizza Table™ for that!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, this is stupid! Why do we need a council of councils?" And to that I say, you can shut the fuck up!

But that's not all! With Council Council Premium, our brand new subscription service that you can get right now, you can hire me, that's right, me, @wizard-council-wizard-council, me, to temporarily manage your council for you! Isn't that amazing? I'll... figure out the logistics of that later, but for now, with C.C. YOU can have ME manage YOUR COUNCIL for YOU! Isn't that just great?

And guess what! You can get C.C. Premium for ABSOLUTELY FREE! That's right folks, if you call 1-800-COUNCIL and you can get C.C. Premium for C.C. FREE-mium! But you g- oops, I'm still pink. *ahem* There we go. As I was saying, you can get our subscription service for FREE if you call 1-800-COUNCIL! But you gotta call now!

[wizard-council-wizard-council]

Ah, I see. Well, they'd better consent fast if you want that horny bonus! But actually, it's fine if they take their time, because if you pre-order C.C. Premium for a grand total of 0 Gold per month + a 0 Gold pre-order fee, I can extend this horny bonus offer to 2 WHOLE WEEKS! But that's not all! If you pre-order C.C. Premium, we will tack on a FREE PACK OF "TOYS" OF YOUR CHOICE! I'm sure you and your members will enjoy those!

CALLING ALL COUNCILS!!!

Are you councils tired of managing all those little members without any breaks? I know I sure am! Well you can tire no more, and instead you can get taken care of too just like those names on that pinglist with my...

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

That's right folks, I'm starting a

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

With my Wizard Council Wizard Council, or Council Council for short, or C.C. for shorter, you can get just as much rest and just as much sense of community and friendship as the ones below you! And, with my patented Pizza Table™ design, you can talk to any other council you would like, at any time you like thanks to my brand new, cutting-edge circle technology! Now, I hear you. "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, that's just a roundtable!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, you don't need a Pizza Table™ for that!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, this is stupid! Why do we need a council of councils?" And to that I say, you can shut the fuck up!

But that's not all! With Council Council Premium, our brand new subscription service that you can get right now, you can hire me, that's right, me, @wizard-council-wizard-council, me, to temporarily manage your council for you! Isn't that amazing? I'll... figure out the logistics of that later, but for now, with C.C. YOU can have ME manage YOUR COUNCIL for YOU! Isn't that just great?

And guess what! You can get C.C. Premium for ABSOLUTELY FREE! That's right folks, if you call 1-800-COUNCIL and you can get C.C. Premium for C.C. FREE-mium! But you g- oops, I'm still pink. *ahem* There we go. As I was saying, you can get our subscription service for FREE if you call 1-800-COUNCIL! But you gotta call now!

[wizard-council-wizard-council]

Maybe a ping or two could help? You technically don't even need your members' approval to join, but if you want it, you'd better hurry! This extra special offer only lasts 3 days!

CALLING ALL COUNCILS!!!

Are you councils tired of managing all those little members without any breaks? I know I sure am! Well you can tire no more, and instead you can get taken care of too just like those names on that pinglist with my...

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

That's right folks, I'm starting a

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

With my Wizard Council Wizard Council, or Council Council for short, or C.C. for shorter, you can get just as much rest and just as much sense of community and friendship as the ones below you! And, with my patented Pizza Table™ design, you can talk to any other council you would like, at any time you like thanks to my brand new, cutting-edge circle technology! Now, I hear you. "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, that's just a roundtable!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, you don't need a Pizza Table™ for that!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, this is stupid! Why do we need a council of councils?" And to that I say, you can shut the fuck up!

But that's not all! With Council Council Premium, our brand new subscription service that you can get right now, you can hire me, that's right, me, @wizard-council-wizard-council, me, to temporarily manage your council for you! Isn't that amazing? I'll... figure out the logistics of that later, but for now, with C.C. YOU can have ME manage YOUR COUNCIL for YOU! Isn't that just great?

And guess what! You can get C.C. Premium for ABSOLUTELY FREE! That's right folks, if you call 1-800-COUNCIL and you can get C.C. Premium for C.C. FREE-mium! But you g- oops, I'm still pink. *ahem* There we go. As I was saying, you can get our subscription service for FREE if you call 1-800-COUNCIL! But you gotta call now!

[wizard-council-wizard-council]

That unfortunately does count, but I'm willing to give you a deal! If you join my Wizard Council Wizard Council now, you can get our BRAND NEW HORNY BONUS!!! With our horny bonus, you can get 30% OFF ANY SERVICES OF MINE FOR 3 WEEKS! That's right, 3 whole weeks! But that's not all! With our horny bonus, you also will not count as a taxer, no matter how much you tax! (disclaimer: this does not apply to any taxes enforced after the horny bonus is claimed)

Please join I need members

CALLING ALL COUNCILS!!!

Are you councils tired of managing all those little members without any breaks? I know I sure am! Well you can tire no more, and instead you can get taken care of too just like those names on that pinglist with my...

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

That's right folks, I'm starting a

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

With my Wizard Council Wizard Council, or Council Council for short, or C.C. for shorter, you can get just as much rest and just as much sense of community and friendship as the ones below you! And, with my patented Pizza Table™ design, you can talk to any other council you would like, at any time you like thanks to my brand new, cutting-edge circle technology! Now, I hear you. "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, that's just a roundtable!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, you don't need a Pizza Table™ for that!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, this is stupid! Why do we need a council of councils?" And to that I say, you can shut the fuck up!

But that's not all! With Council Council Premium, our brand new subscription service that you can get right now, you can hire me, that's right, me, @wizard-council-wizard-council, me, to temporarily manage your council for you! Isn't that amazing? I'll... figure out the logistics of that later, but for now, with C.C. YOU can have ME manage YOUR COUNCIL for YOU! Isn't that just great?

And guess what! You can get C.C. Premium for ABSOLUTELY FREE! That's right folks, if you call 1-800-COUNCIL and you can get C.C. Premium for C.C. FREE-mium! But you g- oops, I'm still pink. *ahem* There we go. As I was saying, you can get our subscription service for FREE if you call 1-800-COUNCIL! But you gotta call now!

[wizard-council-wizard-council]

If your council takes taxes from your members, you will not be welcomed here. You can join of course (I love money), but you will be taxed just as much as your members are and will be unable to purchase C.C. Premium.

(also i haven't done any research, there's probably more councils & some of these might have taxes) @the-better-wizard-council @the-worse-wizard-council @the-illegal-wizard-council @wizard-council @slutty-wizard-council @truly-not-corrupt-wizard-council @the-wetland-wizard-council @thequeerwizardcouncil @the-useless-wizard-council @anti-anti-wizard-council @the-horse-wizard-council @the-undead-wizard-council

Would any of you like to join? I know I su- no no no no no this is not going to be another advertisement. Please join, you've already seen why.

CALLING ALL COUNCILS!!!

Are you councils tired of managing all those little members without any breaks? I know I sure am! Well you can tire no more, and instead you can get taken care of too just like those names on that pinglist with my...

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

That's right folks, I'm starting a

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

With my Wizard Council Wizard Council, or Council Council for short, or C.C. for shorter, you can get just as much rest and just as much sense of community and friendship as the ones below you! And, with my patented Pizza Table™ design, you can talk to any other council you would like, at any time you like thanks to my brand new, cutting-edge circle technology! Now, I hear you. "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, that's just a roundtable!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, you don't need a Pizza Table™ for that!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, this is stupid! Why do we need a council of councils?" And to that I say, you can shut the fuck up!

But that's not all! With Council Council Premium, our brand new subscription service that you can get right now, you can hire me, that's right, me, @wizard-council-wizard-council, me, to temporarily manage your council for you! Isn't that amazing? I'll... figure out the logistics of that later, but for now, with C.C. YOU can have ME manage YOUR COUNCIL for YOU! Isn't that just great?

And guess what! You can get C.C. Premium for ABSOLUTELY FREE! That's right folks, if you call 1-800-COUNCIL and you can get C.C. Premium for C.C. FREE-mium! But you g- oops, I'm still pink. *ahem* There we go. As I was saying, you can get our subscription service for FREE if you call 1-800-COUNCIL! But you gotta call now!

[wizard-council-wizard-council]

CALLING ALL COUNCILS!!!

Are you councils tired of managing all those little members without any breaks? I know I sure am! Well you can tire no more, and instead you can get taken care of too just like those names on that pinglist with my...

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

That's right folks, I'm starting a

WIZARD COUNCIL WIZARD COUNCIL!

With my Wizard Council Wizard Council, or Council Council for short, or C.C. for shorter, you can get just as much rest and just as much sense of community and friendship as the ones below you! And, with my patented Pizza Table™ design, you can talk to any other council you would like, at any time you like thanks to my brand new, cutting-edge circle technology! Now, I hear you. "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, that's just a roundtable!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, you don't need a Pizza Table™ for that!" "But @wizard-council-wizard-council, this is stupid! Why do we need a council of councils?" And to that I say, you can shut the fuck up!

But that's not all! With Council Council Premium, our brand new subscription service that you can get right now, you can hire me, that's right, me, @wizard-council-wizard-council, me, to temporarily manage your council for you! Isn't that amazing? I'll... figure out the logistics of that later, but for now, with C.C. YOU can have ME manage YOUR COUNCIL for YOU! Isn't that just great?

And guess what! You can get C.C. Premium for ABSOLUTELY FREE! That's right folks, if you call 1-800-COUNCIL and you can get C.C. Premium for C.C. FREE-mium! But you g- oops, I'm still pink. *ahem* There we go. As I was saying, you can get our subscription service for FREE if you call 1-800-COUNCIL! But you gotta call now!

[wizard-council-wizard-council]

well, since you asked

Idea:

Wizard council of wizard councils, where there's a giant room that is shaped like a pizza and each slice hosts every member of a wizard council

the purpose? IDK