wizardsona

[wizardsona]

if you have no evil wizard cousins, you are the evil wizard cousin.

[wizardsona]

[wizardsona]

My advice is to grab an orb that only lets you scry up prophecies and check in on your friends from great distances. We need to remind people that single-task focuses exist

Who up pondering they orb

[wizardsona]

Fuck you’re so right. I need to polish up my daily life obstruction hexes so they shit themselves every time they cross a threshold of any kind

Words have power. That’s why I spread love, listen to the lyrics of songs, and curse out Nazis

[wizardsona]

Guys I’m charging up my crystalline harmonic resonance chamber to turn every Nazi trans. Pls reblog to help out

[wizardsona]

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

[wizardsona]

[wizardsona]

how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

[wizardsona]

[wizardsona]

it will never stop making me happy to see how GENUINELY JOYFUL and excited gandalf looks when he's making fireworks for the hobbits !!!

like this is the face of a wizard who's doing EXACTLY what he loves to do in life T-T

[wizardsona]

[wizardsona]

painted some doors in my house black awhile back, and they look really nice, but it's the middle of the night and i've just heard the telltale sound of my sister walking face first into a closed door

[wizardsona]

I hate finals season. I have several assignments due and can’t find the time or energy to practice my incantations

[wizardsona]

Words have power. That’s why I spread love, listen to the lyrics of songs, and curse out Nazis

[wizardsona]

There’s intrinsic beauty in the world, even in manmade things. Yes, the Anthropocene sucks ass, but despite it all I still think we’re lucky to live when we do.

Besides…

Who’s to channel the natural beauty of the universe through tomes and staves if not us?

[wizardsona]

Who up pondering they orb