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“you activated my trap card!” but it’s just my autism ™️

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wow gang i've reached 5 reblogs who's here to share this tremendous milestone

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god i am so funny

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i fuckin’ hate putting my big girl pants on bro i hATE iT

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am *I* the infinite monkey? or am i just one of the infinite monkeys?

maybe i’m the typewriter. taptap, tap tap tap, ding!

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i’m pretty sure i’m dying. i’ve never died before so i don’t know what it feels like but i’m pretty sure this is at least comparable (the fact of my existence)

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hashtag losing my shit but also hashtag kiiiillin’ iiiitt

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this is all i got folks. do you see the vision

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choo choo all aboard for the crashing out train

first stop: i have 4 incomplete paintings and all i can think of is what i should paint next (spoiler alert: i can’t even decide on that)

join us after that for the inevitable breakdown after spending all my effort on trying to come up with ideas (the four other paintings are severely dopamine-deficient) where i collapse into bed and sleep for Several Hours until I wake up at three pm and yell at myself for Wasting My College Summer Break

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god forbid a girl pull out an updated autopsy report

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geralt: fuck.

jaskier: don't worry i have a few knives up my sleeve

geralt: i think you mean cards

jaskier, pulling knives out of his sleeves: no i do not

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oh my god.

this is the first post on my page after not logging into tumblr for 7 years

remember, its gonna be may

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what the hell. rings? and where did i get rings from to begin with. and i didn’t even say “maybe bits”. you’re slipping, me. talking like an AI chatbot fr, but with an even worse attention span

*drags in a big plastic bag*(RP START) how much do I get for giving you big the cat to turn into baked goods?

No money, sorry. But you can have a whole batch of cupcakes! :3

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I never promised any rings? I Said maybe bits, But no rings.

*drags in a big plastic bag*(RP START) how much do I get for giving you big the cat to turn into baked goods?

No money, sorry. But you can have a whole batch of cupcakes! :3

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*drags in a big plastic bag*(RP START) how much do I get for giving you big the cat to turn into baked goods?

not gonna delete this post but i can’t believe this guy asked me to pay them for taking a corpse off of their hands. terrible business model.