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Spiderman: That plan sounds like certain death.

Deadpool: Ohh, kinky!

Spiderman: No, death is not kinky!

Deadpool: *winks at the camera* Yes, she is.

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How to flirt with doctors, especially the ones that hate space but works in a starship (Day 6)

Y/n: Hello, Bones.

Bones: Did you jump in front of Jim to get shot, so that you can stay at the med bay?

Y/n: No?

All days

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How to flirt with doctors, especially the ones that hate space but works in a starship (Day 5)

Bones: Y/n, why aren’t you eating your apple? You need vitamins.

Y/n: You know what they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. I am not eating so you won’t be away.

Bones: Eat the apples or I’ll give you a hypo shot.

Y/n: Ok, ok I’ll eat. But promise you won't go away.

Bones: You're pushing your luck.

All days

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How to flirt with doctors, especially the ones that hate space but works in a starship (Day 4)

Bones: Hi y/n! How are you sick again?

Y/n: I might've slept with wet hair to get sick.

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How to flirt with doctors, especially the ones that hate space but works in a starship (Day 3)

Y/n wakes up at med bay.

Y/n: Hi Bones!

Bones: Hi? How did you convince Spock to give you a Vulcan pinch?

All days

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How to flirt with doctors, especially the ones that hate space but works in a starship (Day 2)

Bones: Why are you here again?

Y/n: Captain said he is to busy to annoy you today. So he sent someone he trusts to do it for him.

Bones: Dammit Jim.

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How to flirt with doctors, especially the ones that hate space but works in a starship (Day 1)

Y/n: Am I hot?

Bones: You have a fever.

Y/n: But do you think I am hot?

All days

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Where's Billy Butcher?

Homelander: Do you know Billy Butcher?

Hughie: Billy Butcher... Billy Butcher... Is that one of those luxury meat restaurants in downtown? Sorry Homelander but I am vegetarian. I would love to go to another restaurant but I might have a girlfriend and... also a boyfriend. It's kinda complicated. But I guess I can still go if you want but, we can't call it a date. I thought you were with Stormbreaker. I am sorry did you guys break up? I am sure you can find someone better. You're the Homelander after all. Where would you...

Homelander flies away.

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Masterlist

Main blog: @justausualunicorn

Imagine your OTPs

Writing starters

STAR TREK:

Goodbye Jim ( Kirk x Reader , Spock x Reader (ambiguous), One-shot , Angst )

Bad Influence ( Kirk x Reader (if you squint) , One-shot )

Green Blood  (Spock x reader , One-shot , Angst)

How to flirt with doctors, especially the ones that hate space but work in a starship (Bones x Reader)

DC:

Amanda, this isn’t a bluff ( Rick Flag x Reader , One-shot )

The new Green Lantern ( Green Lantern x Reader , One-shot )

THE BOYS

Where’s Billy Butcher? (Hughie x Butcher, Starfire x Hughie, One-shot )

MERLIN:

Still Holding On (on hold)

Part 1

MY WRITINGS:

The one who whispered to the fire ( angst )

Part 1

All of my writings are gender neutral (they) unless it is specified. Let me know if I use he/she pronouns accidentally. 

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The new Green Lantern

Pairings: Green Lantern x Reader

Word count: 90

Gender: Any/Neutral

Type: One-shot

Author’s Note: I thought this would be funny so just a little scribble.

“Why did we gather here Green Lantern?“ said Batman.

“I proposed to y/n.”

“Congratulations, but did you gather us to say this? You said it was an emergency. Are they in danger?“ asked Superman.

“And why are you on a voice call?” Flash added.

“Nope, not in danger. In the heat of the moment, I might’ve proposed with my lantern ring and they won’t give it back.”

Diana clapped excitedly, “So they said yes!! Congratulations!”.

“Thank you, but I need a little help to convince them to give it back.“

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Amanda, this isn’t a bluff

Pairings: Rick Flag x Reader (not really the focus)

Word count: 1439

Gender: Any/Neutral

Type: One-shot

Author’s Note: This is not good but I hate Waller so much I had to get it out of my chest. Also Suicide Squad 2 spoilers if you didn’t watch it. Ans Batman is in this for some reason.

Summary: You and the team is alive after Jotunheim. Maybe there’s a way to escape Waller and Belle Reve after all.

“Hello, Amanda…”

The team was cut off by a dozen of soldiers and Amanda Waller in front of your kill switches. Rick shifted a bit in front of you instinctively.

“What a warm welcome,” said Bloodsport. It wasn’t easy to convince him to be here, but he didn’t want to be in prison anymore.

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Goodbye Jim

Pairings: Kirk x Reader , Spock x Reader (not clear) 

Word count: 363

Gender: Any/Neutral    

Type: One-shot, Angst

A/N: Accepting requests!

Kirk heard the whooshing sound of the door closing.

“Sorry Jim, you can’t be the hero this time. You are the Captain and you need to take care of the Enterprise,” you said behind the glass between.

“Y/n no!” Kirk yelled. “Just come back. There must be another way.”

Unbeknownst to you, your comms were on during the discussion and the bridge was also hearing your last moments.

“25 seconds to launch.” The computer reminded like it was possible to forget.

“Jim, can you hear us?” Spock tried, but the impact before had damaged the microphones. All they can do is to listen, unable to do anything.

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Still Holding On - Part 1

Pairings: Merlin x Reader , Mordred x Reader (not sure yet)

Word count: 296

Gender: Any/Neutral    

Type: Series

A/N: Fic starts after Arthur returns and it's in modern setting. Reader is a healer and were friends with Merlin from back in Camelot. Since her healing magic is too strong she didn't die and still alive in present. Setup is inspired by Season 6 script of Merlin (Kingdom Come). You can find it on Tumblr but it's not necessary to read it to understand this.

***

You, Merlin, and Arthur enter the flat. It's around 10 pm.

"Well, that was a lot of information. But I think I am managing well considering it has been..." Arthur looked at Merlin, confused. It was kind of weird him not remembering how long it has been since he came back. But in your situation, nothing was ordinary.

"4 days," answered Merlin promptly. Your heart ached, knowing that he was counting days. You were sure Merlin still not entirely trusted that he was back. You can feel him tense when Arthur was out of his sight even in your flat, the flat that was guarded heavily by Merlin's and your magic.

"Yes, four days," Arthur threw himself onto the sofa.

"Better than the first time," you said under your breath. Merlin nudged your arm and started checking on the guards on the house.

"You promised you wouldn't talk about it (Y/N)," Arthur gritted through his teeth.

"I must have forgotten. Forgive me, my lord," You said dramatically. Arthur waved his hand annoyed. Merlin snickered as the glow in his eyes disappeared.

"I am sure we all are tired. The guards are untouched we can sleep now. Do you need anything Arthur?"

"No, Merlin, I'm fine. You can go to your room." Merlin looked a bit unsure. "My body is still not fully recovered from 1500 years of sleep. I will need a few more moments until I can go to my room." Arthur said involuntarily.

"Alright. But like I said if you need..."

"If I need anything, even if it's a tiny thing, I can ask for help. Thank you (Y/N)."

You said goodnight to Arthur and went back to the room. A few moments later Merlin joined too.

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The one who whispered to the fire (Part 1)

The interviewer arrived at the old village around noon. The village folk was hospitable and presented him with a lot of local food. When he asked about the one who whispered to the fire they pointed at the old man’s shed. He was the only one left that saw Firestar alive. He walked to the old man’s shed after eating. He knocked on the door twice. Come in! The door is unlocked, the voice from inside said.

Old man: Hello, young man. Can I help you?

The room looked old but not dirty. The fire in the fireplace was burning low, almost gone.

Interviewer: I wanted the ask about the one who whispered to the fire, and the town folk sent me to you. I grew up in a neighboring town, and everyone would tell stories about Firestar. I am a journalist, and I want to write an article about it. But nobody in my town knows what happened to them at the end? And where’s the castle? I hope you can help me fill the empty spaces in the story.

Old man: Oh, Firestar. I haven’t heard their name in a while. I’ll tell you the story. But sit with me, please. My legs hurt when I stand a lot. The years took a lot from me.

The old man laughed. The interviewer smiled sympathetically.

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Bad Influence

Pairings: Kirk x Reader (if you squint)

Word count: 460

Gender: Any/Neutral    

Type: One-shot 

A/N: I have a lot of inspiration since I rewatched the movies lately. Accepting requests!

***

Captain Kirk had gone on the surface of a new planet. It had been hours since he communicated with the ship, and everyone on the bridge was anxious. You had been arguing about the first officer, now Captain, about beaming down to search for Kirk.

“I know that you can’t disobey the rules, but I can,” you tried again.

“Do not send anyone down unless I communicate with you and ask for help. These were the orders from Captain. If the planet notices we don’t trust them, the results might be catastrophic,” Spock said unwaveringly. But you weren’t going to budge that easy. There have been multiple times where Spock’s calculated and rational ways solved emergencies but, you have seen times where standing up to him worked better. Rarely. But you had a hunch, and you were going to trust your gut. You know he cared about Kirk as a friend whether he wanted it or not, and that was the way to convince him. 

“If you don’t send me down right now, I will get myself thrown out of the Enterprise, as you did to Kirk. I am not leaving our Captain in there alone,” you pressed. He knew you were going to cause more trouble up here more than down there. And he was also getting worried about hours of silence.

He still hesitated to disobey the rules, but time was of the essence

if Kirk was injured. “I will send you down but, you are on a stealth mission. If you see Captain safe, you will transport back to the ship immediately. If you jeopardize the mission, you will be punished accordingly. Do you accept full responsibility?”

“Yes, sir." 

And with that Scotty beamed you down. It didn’t too you long to find Kirk, luckily. He was in a desolate area. Scotty must’ve thought it would be better for you to start searching from a less crowded place to adapt.

"Hello, Captain,” you whispered. He jumped a startled.  

“Hello, y/n. I didn’t notice you,” Kirk whispered back. He seemed relieved that it was you.

He looked pale. “You’re not supposed to be here.”

“And you are not supposed to be injured and hiding.”

“They took my communication devices. I barely saved myself. How did you manage to convince Spock to get here?” He winced while standing up.

“I used your old trick. I got myself, almost, thrown out,” you checked his wounds while taking out the communicator.

“I found Captain Kirk. He is injured. We are ready to transport,” you heard the confirmation from Scotty.

“I am starting to think I am a bad influence on you,” he smiled in pain.

“I think I will use that as an excuse when Spock scolds me about my behavior.”

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Green Blood | Spock x reader

Pairings: Spock x Reader

Word count: 90

Gender: Any/Neutral    

Type: One-shot , Angst

***

You are shot on a mission with Spock and waiting for the crew to fix transporters. But you are bleeding out fast. Spock sees you smiling at him, then you suddenly frown.

“What is it?” he asks.

“I know Vulcan’s have green blood. I wondered how does green blood looks like for a second. Then I thought I hope never to find out.” He looks at you, almost frowning.

“I will get you home safe. You are going to be alright.

"You lie too well for a Vulcan you know.”