wrongronintimes

[wrongronintimes]

Akami : Falling in love is good for you? Do you know how many stupid things people have done because they're in love. Takeko : No Akami , I meant… good for your soul! (cue angelic choir and fluffy clouds in the background ) Akami : Oh, please! I have no soul (cue diabolical laughter and Hell fire in the background )

Spongbob Square pants

[wrongronintimes]

Yuko: Look kiddo, we picked up enough people for this mission, we can't bring along a puppy to. Masashi : It can grow up to be a valuable ally. This is a noble breed of dog, not just some stray (holds up puppy ) How can you deny such a sweet, innocent creature? Yuko: (with a melting smile and cooing)Ooh, he's adorable! Oh, come here little fella. Oh, aren't you the cutest little thing? Oh, oh, oh, yeah, give me a little kiss. Ooh, I love you too! (hands the puppy back with a completely flat deadpan face)There, happy now? Masashi: Yuko! How can you just toss him aside after such a tender display of affection? Yuko: I can do it with men, too.

Frasier

[wrongronintimes]

Akami: Seikei, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. Seikei : Akami, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that? Akami: Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass.

Pulp Fiction

[wrongronintimes]

momoko: i want to be respected as an intelligent doctor.

everyone, literally five seconds later even when she's not present: she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

the author: just some huge bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

[wrongronintimes]

Takumi: :(

Yuko: Turn that frown upside down!

Takumi: ):

Yuko: no

[wrongronintimes]

My kindness is NOT weakness.  My patience is NOT permission to be cruel.  My shoes ARE glow in the dark but I only found out AFTER I got them.

Maika

[wrongronintimes]

Toshio: We’ve stumbled on a view that’s tailor made for two. What a shame those two are you and me. Some other girl or guy would love this swirling sky, but there’s only you and I, and we’ve got no shot. This could never be, you’re not the type for me-

Takeko: Really.

Toshio: -And there’s not a spark in sight, what a waste of a lovely night.

Takeko: You say there’s nothing here? Well, let’s make something clear, I think I’ll be the one to make that call!

Toshio: But you’ll call?

Takeko: And though you look so cute in your polyester suit-

Toshio: It’s wool.

Takeko: - You’re right, I’d never fall for you at all. And maybe this appeals to someone not in heels, or some other girl who feels there’s some chance for romance. But, I’m frankly feeling nothing.

Toshio: Good to know, so you agree?

Takeko: That’s right.

[Both]: What a waste of a lovely night.

[wrongronintimes]

Benkei: Misery loves company.

Seikei: You don’t have to tell me that. It’s the basis of our whole friendship.

[wrongronintimes]

Kana: I bet I’d be good at bobsledding because it involves a few of my favorite activities.

Kana: One, sitting down.

Kana: Two, cuddling with three of my best friends.

[wrongronintimes]

Teru: Aaand, look what we have here. It is a visual representation of how alcohol affects different members of the royal family. We have the young princess- Kana: Good morning! Teru: The slightly older prince, - Takumi : Please stop talking. Teru: the half sister knight captain- Yuko : [gibberish] Teru: and lastly, the venerable lord, his majesty King Minato. He is unconscious and virtually unwakable.

(source: Scrubs)

[wrongronintimes]

Yuko: Takumi`s been telling me about you. Glad he finally brought you around. Teru: Oh, yeah - Yuko: Takumi`s my special boy.  I love him. We go way back and I got a vested interest in his health, success, and well-being. If you ever hurt him... Takumi: Yuko. Yuko : (gives a disturbingly friendly smile) You can fill in the blanks. Teru: (gulp)

(source: Dream Daddy)

[wrongronintimes]

Fr. Mateo: Look, I don't know what's going to happen to Everret while he's here, but we`re his family now, and that means only one thing.  You be the wind in his back, not the spit on his face. Akira: (socks head ) What? Fr. Mateo : Something Sister Magda used to tell me, it sounds better in Spanish.

(source: Modern Family)

[wrongronintimes]

Mirika : (gives dispionted sigh) Minato has been avoiding me. I don’t think he likes me very much. Yuko: My brother is just terrible at socialize with people, don’t worry. He likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read his journal . Mirika : He thinks it’s fancy?

(source: Lilo and Stitch)

[wrongronintimes]

Yuko: Why are you like this?

Takumi: I used too much No More Tears shampoo in 2007 and I haven't felt a single emotion since

[wrongronintimes]

Maika: Seikei wants you to stop screaming "sweet dreams slut" when he clocks outta the office.

Takeko: Who's Seikei

Maika: wha-

Maika: Are you kidding me. Your boss obviously don't play dumb with me.

Takeko: ...

Takeko: oh! you mean That slut.

[wrongronintimes]

Kana: Please, for me?

Takumi: Don't do that.

Kana: What?

Takumi: You think whenever you say, "Please, for me?" That I'll just do anything you want. Well, not this time.

Kana: Please, for me?

Takumi:...fine

[wrongronintimes]

Seikei: Are you okay?

Mirika: Yes... Why?

Seikei: Because you asked the clerk at the store earlier if damage repair shampoo also works on emotions.