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can u make a demigirl roxy lalonde icon? i rlly need a new pinterest pfp lmao

’ ’ Can't find my way around When the sun comes up, I'm down ‘ ‘

hey! hey! hey! i feel fine!

roxy is so wonderful to sprite for don't get me started lmao. hope you like them

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who wants to bet they typed this out because **i** sent them a video of **me** voicing over it

Literally the "You, Me, Gas station" meme

You, me, gas station.

What are we having for dinner?

Sushi, of course!

Uh oh!

There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi!

We black out and wake up in a sewer.

We're surrounded by fish.

HORNY fish.

You know what that means

FISH!

The stench draws in a bear.

What do we do?

We're gonna fight it!

Bear fight,

Bare handed,

Bare... Naked?

Oh, yes please!

We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl,

Then we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese!

DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION.

REVOLUTION?

OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT?

Uh, I think so!

Next thing you know,

I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ!

Then I turn into a jet,

Fly into the sun,

Black out again,

Wake up,

Do a bump,

WHITE out,

Which I didn't know you could do,

Then I smoked a joint,

GREENED out,

Then I turned into the sun,

Uh oh!

Looks like the METH is kicking in!

DUUH BUH HUH BRYSHH AIJBA HUT WHYH AA!! AAA!! AAAA-

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Good Evening.

My name is Leslie Strider, or as you know, simply 'Strider'.

carden was a good friend of mine. an incredibly silly soul filled with only the gayest of thoughts and the most ridiculous of ideas.

i will be holding a remembrance party on december first to honor their untimely (ehe. time.) passing.

[TOTALLY] Sad Funeral Music v

We are here today to remember the life of Carden Jamzu Kaplunk. They were killed by their own husband, @solluxcaptor0twinarmageddons, for sending him 403 messages while he was offline. We shall remember the chaotic and Homestuck-filled life Carden had, and remember, "You don't have to 8e alive to make yourself relevant. And you don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero. You just have to know who you are and stay true to that."

HEHAHEHAHAAHAHHA

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mmmmmmm, can i have some simple meulin pfps with a lime backround please

` ` cause we've found ourselves in quite a situation... ` `

meulin is a little hard to sprite for, so i ended up using mostly talksprites. grabbed what i could from spriter's resource too.

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okay uhh

could j get some fuckin uhhhh

rabidthing aradia,

` ` nine months already, and by what means? time flies faster when perceived through screens, ` `

with extra aradiabot flavor because i have a bias + don't go searching for those lyrics! they're from a song i wrote but never released lmao. making the most of them

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Reblog and put in the tags what song would be on all your character/ship playlists if you were fictional

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Could you do Dirk icons with just a solid light orange background?

` ` let me put myself in your shoes, as a puppet loosely strung ` `

these simplistic one color background edits have always been my favorite, i have to confess. something about the minimalism feels so on point in my mind.

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how many flags can i put in one request-

hey anon. i typically accept up to three flags in one request. just make sure to specify if you want them *together* as one icon, or as separate icon sets.

thanks for asking, though. pretty sure other anons were wondering the same thing.

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Hello again!! Could I please request some Kanaya oldwebemoic icons? Tysm in advance if so!! :D

' ' moon-soaked rising waters carry my love to you... ' '

kanaya more like kampbells soup lmao. hope you like the silly

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WELCOME TO XENOSTUCKS

Hello! Welcome to this side of the internet's silliest homestuck themed icon editor.

MORE ABOUT US

hello! this blog is run by several members of the traumagenic senate system , who's host is a neurodivergent minor. We collectively use the name Ace, and It/They pronouns.

We created this blog as a side quest to our day to day lives, and as such, it might not be perfect . Just know that all of the 'extra' content that gets posted is typically 100% meant to be there.

if you want to ask us any questions, please check out our askblog, (@askthesenate).

Whitelisted Content -

Homestuck

Hiveswap Friendsim

Pesterquest

Heinoustuck

Homosuck

OCs (If sprites are provided)

Ship Pfps (if quadrant is provided)

(BACKGROUNDS)

Pride Flags

Xenogender Flags

Neopronoun Flags

Niche Flags

Solid Colours

Blacklisted Content

MAP flags / anything related

Vriska X Meenah

Epilogues Content (ASK FIRST)

general dni / blacklist criteria

bro strider (DIRK IS FINE. BRO *CAN* ASK FIRST)

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Ahoy! Mister Beggar here, as per usual. If you don't mind, I would love a stimboard of me with possible nature and conspiracy stims? (things like cryptids and aliens),, please? Please ask if you need more detail!!

tally pip,

jake

J8ke English stim8oard for, you guessed it, J8ke English!!!!!!!!

👽 - 1, 7, 8

💚 - 2

👽 - 3

💚 - 4

👽 - 5

💚 - 6

👽 - 9 - lost source ::::(

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sup can we get some agender dave strider please? i find the panels where he looks like a fuckin white blob bug thing gender as fuck so i'd love stuff with those if thats chill --strider [he/it]

Made an obscene amount of these. Your chosen punishment for making me do such things is a HUSSNASTY... /nm

But, I appreciate this ask. Our strider has a similar 'buggish gender experience', so heavens to betsy I am pleased to do it!

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VERY proud to announce the opening of my new askblog!

Out of a desire to share beloved stories and source memories, i have created an askblog. ( @askthesenate ). i'd be absolutely thrilled if you could give them a little lookaroo! < 3

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Reblog if this sight on your blog makes you smile and you would like your followers to talk to you more. 

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thiinkiing about how urethra me22aged me

mod 2ollux

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would you be okay with doing bro (or dirk idc) x mituna? we dated in my source (we both were 20/21) and id rlly like an icon

if yes can it have the ABAB flag in the background

" BUT , I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE. I'M MORE AFRAID OF WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN FIRST. " HOPE THESE WILL SUFFICE. I AM NOT VERY COMFORTABLE DOING BRO ICONS, BUT I'D THROW DIRK UNDER THE BUS ANY DAY! ALL SPRITES FROM SPRITER'S RESOURCE, PESTERQUEST, AND BEFRIENDUS

| MOD KARKAT

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eyyy could i get some sassything meenah 38)

heres the flag by the way

" LIKE YOU'RE SENT FROM UP ABOVE, GOT A CASE OF FISHY LOVE ~ "

AND TO THINK, I WAS JUST TRYING TO FORGET ABOUT HER. /J

MEENAH SPRITES FROM SPRITER'S SOURCE AND BEFRIENDUS.